Top Uses for Duct (Duck) Tape

[Holliday]

..Removing hitchhikers from clothing (mainly pants bottoms - knees down)
.I wish I had thought to take a pic.

I know this thread will have legs - it's like soooo
.not political

and
.. as everyone knows
. Duct Tape has 1001 uses.

 

[Frood]

Leaky radiator hoses
Redneck flypaper
Tuck and taping junk (BEnzo speciality)

 

[X]

Unfortunately one reason wasn't to bind your wrists preventing this stupit thread

 

[Holliday]

Unfortunately one reason wasn't to bind your wrists preventing this stupit thread

.I thought you'd been driven away,
homo.
.. .Yet here you are infecting yet another of my threads.

You're like theCovidx

 

[X]

hahahahahahahahahahahaaa

Thank you

 

[X]

Wood be good to duct tape your mouth and re-route the words through their proper channel :rightON:

 

[Master Pu]

Leaky radiator hoses
Redneck flypaper
Tuck and taping junk (BEnzo speciality)

I use duct tape to secure my junk to the side of my leg so it doesn't swing you sorry faggot and no you're not getting a pic.
Fuckin' fanook.

 

[Frood]

Leaky radiator hoses
Redneck flypaper
Tuck and taping junk (BEnzo speciality)

I use duct tape to secure my junk to the side of my leg so it doesn't swing you sorry faggot and no you're not getting a pic.
Fuckin' fanook.

By junk, you mean your old man balls when they're not tucked in your gym socks and sandals...

 

[Holliday]

Wood be good to duct tape your mouth and re-route the words through their proper channel :rightON:

So evidently you love my farts.
..Not surprising
I always thought you were a pretty smart feller fart smeller.

 

[X]

Did you NOT see my clothes pin ffs Holigay don't be so ghey

 

[Master Pu]

Leaky radiator hoses
Redneck flypaper
Tuck and taping junk (BEnzo speciality)

I use duct tape to secure my junk to the side of my leg so it doesn't swing you sorry faggot and no you're not getting a pic.
Fuckin' fanook.

By junk, you mean your old man balls when they're not tucked in your gym socks and sandals...

Take it to Meltdown you faggot-

 

[Frood]

Leaky radiator hoses
Redneck flypaper
Tuck and taping junk (BEnzo speciality)

I use duct tape to secure my junk to the side of my leg so it doesn't swing you sorry faggot and no you're not getting a pic.
Fuckin' fanook.

By junk, you mean your old man balls when they're not tucked in your gym socks and sandals...

Take it to Meltdown you faggot-

Stop tripping over your testicles, Bingo Warrior...

 

[Holliday]

Did you NOT see my clothes pin ffs Holigay don't be so ghey

Don't be mad
.. I called you pretty.

. Pretty fart smeller.
That's you.

 

[X]

Leaky radiator hoses
Redneck flypaper
Tuck and taping junk (BEnzo speciality)

I use duct tape to secure my junk to the side of my leg so it doesn't swing you sorry faggot and no you're not getting a pic.
Fuckin' fanook.

By junk, you mean your old man balls when they're not tucked in your gym socks and sandals...

Take it to Meltdown you faggot-

will you meet him there and take your kicks old chap because that's what it appears he'd do to you and by 'he' I mean whatever that is (: haahahahahahaha you wouldn't even show wood you Benzy

 

[X]

Did you NOT see my clothes pin ffs Holigay don't be so ghey

Don't be mad
.. I called you pretty.

. Pretty fart smeller.
That's you.

Stick to the fucking topic thread JACKER !! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA oh ! and making boring threads

 

[X]

Tight gym socks must suck for Benzine

 

[Frood]

Tight gym socks must suck for Benzine

They're the tightest holes on his decrepit old AARP coupon clipping body...

 

[Master Pu]

Two faggots flirting^^^
*Yawn*

 

[Rukia Kuchiki]

that old gay man never stops talking about cock.

 

[Frood]

that old gay man never stops talking about cock.

When he waxes on about Bingo and lite beer, he's really saying he likes his arse used as a Bingo ball tumbler for free beers at the nursing home for Nancy boys...

 

[Ice]

You guys need to watch more Red Green.. :Grin3:

 

[Holliday]

Did you NOT see my clothes pin ffs Holigay don't be so ghey

Don't be mad
.. I called you pretty.

. Pretty fart smeller.
That's you.

Stick to the fucking topic thread JACKER !! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA oh ! and making boring threads

Threads are living beings which go where they will, x.
They can always easily be returned to the original topic.

Are you embarrassed that I called you pretty?
A pretty fart smeller.

 

[Frood]

Alert: Bad dad jokes detected in the immediate vicinity. Approach with caution. Use of "poet and didn't know", "you've got longfellows", and "my father worked on a pirate ship (while depressing tongue)" are imminent.

 

[X]

You guys need to watch more Red Green.. :Grin3:

You guys need to watch more Red Green.. :Grin3:

Seen every episode one summer, THE KING OF DUCT TAPE LMFAO !

 

[X]

Double tapped that shit bahahahahahahahaaaa

 

[X]

that old gay man never stops talking about cock.

When he waxes on about Bingo and lite beer, he's really saying he likes his arse used as a Bingo ball tumbler for free beers at the nursing home for Nancy boys...

Dude you're fucked (: hahahahahahaha I've almost forgotten your fucking awful attire

 

[X]

I NEED MOARRR laughing emoticons with these new fucks hahahahahahahahahaaaa

 

[Master Pu]

Goddamn. It's like a faggots Xmas party. Frood, Tater Tuck, and Stephan.
They saw me mention 'Steel Pact',
And figured the three of them would team up and 'pack fudge'.
*BOOM*

 

[Holliday]

It doesn't take much to get you critters going.
..Duct Tape.

. BANG !

 

[X]

For when you lick all the glue off'a envelopes