Make me a mod!

[UncleDiLF]

To all the Sherriffs here.

It is time to make me a mod!

Lets the people speak publicly. A vote . Democratic and fair!
If I get more votes, @Bastard Factory must make a mod!

Trust me gents! I will of course treAT each and everybody fair here.

kissy bEEfs!!

 

[Flynn]

It is time to make me a mod!

Do you like sucking cocks? Because that what mods do.

No wonder you want to be one sooo bad.

 

[UncleDiLF]

Do you like sucking cocks? Because that what mods do.

No wonder you want to be one sooo bad.

So far the votes, I am winning!
I will ban GAYity and maybe you, if you dont behave! You tremendous Cock kisser.

 

[Flynn]

So far the votes, I am winning!
I will ban GAYity and maybe you, if you dont behave! You tremendous Cock kisser.

Mr. FiLTH, I hate to inform you that unless you plan on growing a dick anytime soon, the odds of you becoming a mod are worse than you actually growing a fully functional cock.

 

[Master Pu]

So far the votes, I am winning!
I will ban GAYity and maybe you, if you dont behave! You tremendous Cock kisser.

Flynn is Zeta.
Pay no attention.

 

[Ivor Nissan]

Flynn is Zeta.
Pay no attention.

Takes one to know one dick licker.

 

[Master Pu]

Takes one to know one dick licker.

Bah. You are
Less.
Be gone Commie. Protect yourself.
Live well before we advance.

 

[Ivor Nissan]

Bah. You are
Less.
Be gone Commie. Protect yourself.
Live well before we advance.

Ah, the gibberish of a paint sniffing freak. You sir a blast from the past. Oh the days when one could sniff pink dazzle paint and drink meths outside the local primary school. I take my hat off to you sir, but not my pants.

 

[Master Pu]

When you hear this pop some Meth,
Take off your pants.
You'll run faster-

Gott Mit Uns!

 

[UncleDiLF]

Mr. FiLTH, I hate to inform you that unless you plan on growing a dick anytime soon, the odds of you becoming a mod are worse than you actually growing a fully functional cock.

My name is UncleDiLF®! I have more post counts than you! So respect me.
How about you enjoy this nice BLOCK? LOL!

Bye bye

 

[UncleDiLF]

MAKE ME A MOD!!!

This site needs JUSTICE and STAR POWER!!!!

 

[MrNiceGuy]

With ten active posters BF could mod this place himself while beer shitting on a blown out toilet the hangover day after a binger with his eyes wide shut & both hands gripping a towel rack to push HARDER for the purposes of expelling. Process of ELIMINATING. Numero DOS.

If you want anything done right, do it yourself or be prepared to deal with fuckfaces.

No offense to all you fuckfaces out there. As I'm sure you hold the world down with much lazy retardation & trepidation.

"Well, the world needs ditch diggers too." ~ Caddyshack 1980

 

[Fredricka]

I dont get why anyone would want to be a mod, you don't get paid, it's not fun, and you have to deal with snitches harassing you. Why bother?

 

[Master Pu]

Dilf for Board Obergruppenführer!

 

[UncleDiLF]

I dont get why anyone would want to be a mod, you don't get paid, it's not fun, and you have to deal with snitches harassing you. Why bother?

BECAUSE IT IS ALL ABOUT POWER!!!!
I geTS massive respect as a sheriff.

I must clean house. I can BAN FiLTH!!!! I geTS more respect!
I will give people Amazon vouchers to love me!

People will fear me!!! I will rule with IRON HAND!!!

 

[MrNiceGuy]

I dont get why anyone would want to be a mod, you don't get paid, it's not fun, and you have to deal with snitches harassing you. Why bother?

In corporate speak it's a developmental opportunity with no financial gain.

In human speak we do what we do because we challenge ourselves to greater standards of rewards than fun or pay.

We are gluttons for punishment. Gladfully.

Friedrich Nietzsche: “That which does not kill us makes us stronger.”

We don't live for fun or pay. We live to live. That. Is. It.

 

[Fredricka]

BECAUSE IT IS ALL ABOUT POWER!!!!
I geTS massive respect as a sheriff.

I must clean house. I can BAN FiLTH!!!! I geTS more respect!
I will give people Amazon vouchers to love me!

People will fear me!!! I will rule with IRON HAND!!!

The question will be your best friend if you give amazon vouchers. I hope you get made a mod I want to see this power drama in action

 

[Flynn]

Flynn is Zeta.
Pay no attention.

Hi!

Tell me BEnzo, have they started making biodegradable colostomy bags, yet? Are you still buying them off Temu?

 

[Master Pu]

Hi!

Tell me BEnzo, have they started making biodegradable colostomy bags, yet? Are you still buying them off Temu?

That's on a need to know basis,
And you certainly don't need to know.

Vote DILF!
Or live in filth.
Your choice.

 

[Flynn]

That's on a need to know basis,
And you certainly don't need to know.

Vote DILF!
Or live in filth.
Your choice.

Why soo bashful?

This is something right up your own alley, sort of speak, no pun intended.

You wanna talk about me a great deal for some strange reason. Maybe we should start talking about you?

What do you say, pal?

 

[Fredricka]

Why soo bashful?

This is something right up your own alley, sort of speak, no pun intended.

You wanna talk about me a great deal for some strange reason. Maybe we should start talking about you?

What do you say, pal?

THREAD THREAD THREAD!

 

[Master Pu]

Why soo bashful?

This is something right up your own alley, sort of speak, no pun intended.

You wanna talk about me a great deal for some strange reason. Maybe we should start talking about you?

What do you say, pal?

You want descriptions of my poop?

 

[Master Pu]

Ask me Friday morning baha

 

[Flynn]

You want descriptions of my poop?

No we see that everytime you post.

How about...how it feels to be a forever gimp? Share your thoughts...in grunts and in caveman talk if you need to.

 

[Flynn]

Ask me Friday morning baha

Is that when Johnny Storm cums over, and changes your colostomy bag?

 

[Master Pu]

Is that when Johnny Storm cums over, and changes your colostomy bag?

Listen here.
You should have just started a new thread when @realgrimm assboxed your fight thread.
You SHOULD have just fought back like a man.
But no. You acted like a little bitch.
So don't give me heat for supporting a new idea.
DILF will bring new growth.
YOU inhibit growth.
Get with it.

Poop description on Friday morning like I said.

 

[Flynn]

Listen here.
You should have just started a new thread when @realgrimm assboxed your fight thread.
You SHOULD have just fought back like a man.
But no. You acted like a little bitch.
So don't give me heat for supporting a new idea.
DILF will bring new growth.
YOU inhibit growth.
Get with it.

Poop description on Friday morning like I said.

You say the same shit everytime you flop in here with your weak sauce promises. You're the poor man's Martini.

What I should have done was exactly what I did, and ignore that emotional goat's ass grimm, and let BF take care of it. But thank you for your short sighted suggestions, you sneaky old Cock Wrangler you.

A new idea? You mean where UncleFiLTHY carpet bombs the fuck out the forum with pictures of his precious "pressies?" You talk alot about faggots and trannies, yet you're okay with copious amounts of human shit inundating the forums?

That's what you want, gimp?

 

[Adam Hitler]

Flynn has signed a deal with UncleDilf enterprises to take part in the upcoming Scat Olympics.

More details to follow.

 

[Master Pu]

You say the same shit everytime you flop in here with your weak sauce promises. You're the poor man's Martini.

What I should have done was exactly what I did, and ignore that emotional goat's ass grimm, and let BF take care of it. But thank you for your short sighted suggestions, you sneaky old Cock Wrangler you.

A new idea? You mean where UncleFiLTHY carpet bombs the fuck out the forum with pictures of his precious "pressies?" You talk alot about faggots and trannies, yet you're okay with copious amounts of human shit inundating the forums?

That's what you want, gimp?

Nonsense. I make no promises.
'Let be be finale of seem'
DILF!

Now I have to stuff my Turkey.
Cornbread stuffing with sausage. Celery and Sweet Onion.
The pressie tomorrow will be out of site.
I'll be laying cable all morning.
You should look forward to the description.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Where's the fucking BONG OPTION?!?!?