- Reaction score
- 5,181
- Location
- Far from yup!
The day was dark, there was rain, you sipped your jet black coffee; and logged onto Bastard Factory forums. You suddenly feel a spark of electricity course through your body. There was only blackness. Then came a glimmer of light. Then the brightness subsided and you are surrounded by the cast of Bastard Factory forums. They're all staring at you.
Suddenly out of the crowd a lanky arm pulls you to your feet, and you're staring into the face of what looks like a primitive "stooch." Bewildered, you look upon this pathetic creature with pity. He opens up his toothless mouth and a cascade of broken piano sounding keys fly out in a language you barely understand.
The hunchback introduces himself as Cookie Monster. As you try to to stifle your laughter, his brow furrows, and where there used to be eyebrows are faux brows made by caked dust. He explains to you that the 13th removed cousin of Kim Jong Un II aka DKG has amassed an army of scary, inbred, and, illiterate mutants known as TBC Nerds who are about to overrun the defenses of BF. The Cookie monster further explains that it was foretold by Bastard Factory's butthole that a savior YOU would come and pick out 2 BF champions and quell the invasion once and for all.
Who who you want on your team of three? You can only pick 2 people not including yourself to fight your way out of the Bastard Factory multiverse and to save it. Remember, the posters have the same powers as they do on BF.
Please give a reason for your choice/s. Any vote with no explanation will not be counted. The top two vote getters will be included in the conclusion of this short story.
Suddenly out of the crowd a lanky arm pulls you to your feet, and you're staring into the face of what looks like a primitive "stooch." Bewildered, you look upon this pathetic creature with pity. He opens up his toothless mouth and a cascade of broken piano sounding keys fly out in a language you barely understand.
The hunchback introduces himself as Cookie Monster. As you try to to stifle your laughter, his brow furrows, and where there used to be eyebrows are faux brows made by caked dust. He explains to you that the 13th removed cousin of Kim Jong Un II aka DKG has amassed an army of scary, inbred, and, illiterate mutants known as TBC Nerds who are about to overrun the defenses of BF. The Cookie monster further explains that it was foretold by Bastard Factory's butthole that a savior YOU would come and pick out 2 BF champions and quell the invasion once and for all.
Who who you want on your team of three? You can only pick 2 people not including yourself to fight your way out of the Bastard Factory multiverse and to save it. Remember, the posters have the same powers as they do on BF.
Please give a reason for your choice/s. Any vote with no explanation will not be counted. The top two vote getters will be included in the conclusion of this short story.
