The Last...

[Flynn]

It was a competitive flaming forum with quarterly cash prizes... but most of the style centred around creative faglaming.... the competitions were often rigged too.

Golly, when I checked them out, they were on their last leg. Flu was barely even posting, and they stopped holding competitions indefinitely.

I read mixed reviews about F4$. I wish I could have posted there during their zenith of popularity.

 

[Frood]

Golly, when I checked them out, they were on their last leg. Flu was barely even posting, and they stopped holding competitions indefinitely.

I read mixed reviews about F4$. I wish I could have posted there during their zenith of popularity.

Flu was their Emmy. Even before Dicklips Daspin died, it all fell apart. That's mostly because of me, s1n1ster, and Bulldogeatingcustard. Bully was the coworker who lived next to Sin who did a bunch of free shit for Dicklips, then Dicklips started abusing Sin who told Bully who told me at work... and I was like, "yeah.... we ride"....

 

[Frood]

Wow, I never thought that this existed. Flaming forum.

BUt sounds like playing call of duty and „sweating“, no?
I loved more trolling regular people. First acting normal and then all of a sudden … You know ;)

I got bored real quick with the faglaming and set to trolling. I'd use logic on the things they flamed others for and they hated it. Then the administrator gave me some backdoor passes and I printed out all their shady dealings in order to write things on the public board that had them questioning for months if there was a leak or "wtf????"... nothing too overt.... just random word or theme occurrences in highly conceptualized works of fiction.

If I hadn't printed out screencaps, mulled over them and highlighted what I could use or not in order to WordPad a heavily time invested missive, I could not have pulled it off. There was so much nuance, timing, and planning involved to not get found out yet destroy the stamina and spirit of the core members in their secret penis room.

It was fun.... lol

 

[UncleDiLF]

I got bored real quick with the faglaming and set to trolling. I'd use logic on the things they flamed others for and they hated it. Then the administrator gave me some backdoor passes and I printed out all their shady dealings in order to write things on the public board that had them questioning for months if there was a leak or "wtf????"... nothing too overt.... just random word or theme occurrences in highly conceptualized works of fiction.

If I hadn't printed out screencaps, mulled over them and highlighted what I could use or not in order to WordPad a heavily time invested missive, I could not have pulled it off. There was so much nuance, timing, and planning involved to not get found out yet destroy the stamina and spirit of the core members in their secret penis room.

It was fun.... lol

Wow, Frood!
That is FINAL BOSS trolling! Never reached that point! Sounds like massive fun! Thanks for sharing man!

 

[Frood]

Wow, Frood!
That is FINAL BOSS trolling! Never reached that point! Sounds like massive fun! Thanks for sharing man!

I believe in you, Young Padawan...

 

[Seamajor]

My dad had a high pressure job with a defence contractor in the late 80's and early 90's. He would always bring home really heavy laptops with unlimited dial up for us to play hangman on. When he passed out, I'd dial into the universities and fling random shit.

More lies DD? Why are you so broke? Why did you let your passport lapse? Daddy was a janitor who died, from lung cancer, like soon to b u

 

[Seamajor]

Newb...

Shitposting online since my preteens has probably jaded me for life BUT it has taught me some easily translatable life lessons like how to negotiate with and troll prospective employers to either get the job, get the job at my asking price, or take the job at their price but set up a chain of events and a handshake agreement to revisit my back down later should I prove extra valuable.

One job interview I went firm on the ask and the owner was firm about setting up the dynamics of pecking order by not negotiating with a terrorist (a delightful and polite one mind you)... so I asked for a nominal concession amount and a 6 month revisit to the negotiations. He's like "what do you mean? Nominal?" and I was like "one cent more per hour would be nominal but that would be pretty embarrassing for you if anybody ever found out you would only pay a penny more than what you intended. They'd ask why just 1 cent? But a dollar more an hour would look equally bad for you because that's a rounded concession indicating you really need me and the dynamic of our relationship is more in my favour.... so we can't have that either. If I'm going to be a representative of this company, we both have to be happy about the deal. I want what my original ask was and in 6 months time I want a sit down with you again but I will take 25 cents more per hour until then and it's a no fault divorce if things don't work out"

The guy was worth tens of millions at the time and probably closer to a billion by now. He just lost it chuckling and said something to the effect of 25 cents is a lot lower than the 10 bucks more an hour you asked for... but I understand that your reputation and mine can't weather the gossip over a penny or 25 of them so I'll give you a buck more and in 6 months time, we'll talk.

He made himself scarce around the 5 month mark but I always greeted him politely and politely reminded him of his appointment and by the 7th month was on 15 extra bucks an hour.... he was thoroughly amused as I was. Online lessons made me think outside the box and it was work entertainment.

Life mimics art or art mimics life... I dunno. I've played some crazy hands in life from lessons learned online and they didn't go to plan.

I'm working on a mild one at the moment.... setting up ducks in a row. My current boss was like wtf??? And I was like, you don't want me here?

Fruit picking for peanuts

 

[Cookie Monster]

I got bored real quick with the faglaming and set to trolling. I'd use logic on the things they flamed others for and they hated it. Then the administrator gave me some backdoor passes and I printed out all their shady dealings in order to write things on the public board that had them questioning for months if there was a leak or "wtf????"... nothing too overt.... just random word or theme occurrences in highly conceptualized works of fiction.

If I hadn't printed out screencaps, mulled over them and highlighted what I could use or not in order to WordPad a heavily time invested missive, I could not have pulled it off. There was so much nuance, timing, and planning involved to not get found out yet destroy the stamina and spirit of the core members in their secret penis room.

It was fun.... lol

In your mind, yea you was funny and still are but muh.

 

[Cookie Monster]

Cookie Monster and I are the only two left from early F4$ days... 2001-2002ish.

I was a founding member from a flamewar between two boards, Torture.net and smoking Gun, most came from the later and were a bit snarky, Toothless pmed me at Torture net. Most the rest came from shinraonline and a few from something awful.

 

[Murdy]

Everything you just said is reaL and we're on the same page. I appreciate what you said.

If this is your last forum, as it is mine. I'll keep it open and I'll step away. You need to come and goes as you please @Flynn

I would like to know why you felt you’re done…

I had always admired your ability to remain unbiased….

But as of late, I see more of a flip flop between moral turpitude and forum traffic.

Please essssplain…

So I can understand where you’re coming from and help you grow from this experience.

No judgement. I know from experience your position is not easy.

PM me if needed.

 

[Frood]

In your mind, yea you was funny and still are but muh.

It was hilarious. Crew went berserk.

 

[Frood]

More lies DD? Why are you so broke? Why did you let your passport lapse? Daddy was a janitor who died, from lung cancer, like soon to b u

^^^

 

[Flynn]

Flu was their Emmy. Even before Dicklips Daspin died, it all fell apart. That's mostly because of me, s1n1ster, and Bulldogeatingcustard. Bully was the coworker who lived next to Sin who did a bunch of free shit for Dicklips, then Dicklips started abusing Sin who told Bully who told me at work... and I was like, "yeah.... we ride"....

Flu was their emmy?

From what I saw of Flu, he was some slant, with Martini like chins. He may have been a little obese, but he was never the size of that small compact sedan known as emmy.

Or were you speaking of their very low I.Q.'s? You know, if you still have that bubble shot of emmy being a pr0n star, and posted it, dinks like Alticus and Reggie_Essent would be whack their little moles to that digital monstrosity of "woman."

 

[Flynn]

In your mind, yea you was funny and still are but muh.

Heh...Cookies-N-Cream 1...Freud 0

 

[Flynn]

I was a founding member from a flamewar between two boards, Torture.net and smoking Gun, most came from the later and were a bit snarky, Toothless pmed me at Torture net. Most the rest came from shinraonline and a few from something awful.

"In your mind, yea you was funny and still are but muh."

 

[Frood]

F4$'ers like Looney hated what I did to the site. I'm not surprised.

 

[Cookie Monster]

F4$'ers like Looney hated what I did to the site. I'm not surprised.

Didn't notice it TBH, and that sort of cultish behaviour didn't go beyond toothless and the sop Tuff. Maybe you got piled, but then so did most at some point or the other. Except weaving it into "me Ownard everybuddy" is the elixir of retards.

 

[Cookie Monster]

"In your mind, yea you was funny and still are but muh."

I'm talking details here not vapid opinions that you blow out your chuffer 10 to a dozen.

 

[Frood]

Didn't notice it TBH, and that sort of cultish behaviour didn't go beyond toothless and the sop Tuff. Maybe you got piled, but then so did most at some point or the other. Except weaving it into "me Ownard everybuddy" is the elixir of retards.

I got the F4$ Frontpage pinked and frozen for days. All of you faglamers were having meltdowns but none more than Dicklips Daspin.

I relished the many months leading up to it though.... the paranoia of you lot in your secret penis room batcave.... "There's a LEAK!!!! I think there's a leak!!!!!! Where is the LEAK!!!! WHO IS THE LEAK???!! The leak is gone! Oh noes, the LEAK is back! How is he doinggggggggggg!!!!! this!!!!?!???.... ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!"

 

[Flynn]

I'm talking details here not vapid opinions that you blow out your chuffer 10 to a dozen.

Oh I C.

Pardon moi.

Now, when you say "details," isn't it weird that you never have anyone from that time era co-signing what you claim? Now, don't get me wrong my Chia-Pet-headed friend, I'm not discounting what you claim, because I wasn't relegated to the minor leagues, so I wasn't bottom feeding with the never weres and the has beens.

No, kid, I was drafted right out of college after having a stellar college career. I was posting on Brawl-Hall my entire 4 years, before I furthered my edumication. Yep, no slopping it up on random message boards run by nefarious board owners, and a slew of weak minded whiners. Not me, I instantly had my first feud with some nobody named Prizm. Then my legend just skyrocketed from there. I was featured on the one major online e-zine/blog dedicated to flaming and trolling, known as Beaver's Blog so many times that they begged for me to become a writer there.

I have hob-knobbed with the who's-who of the flaming world, I have fought with legends and retired some. You...Looney are just a fleeting memory mainly because Martini keeps bringing up how he kicked your ass back to gayville. But that's in the past decade. Post some screenshots like I did in the Brawl-Hall threads made by me. Until then, you're only a legend in your own tiny mind.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I had a craving for Fritos, but I don't have any in my pantry.

 

[Flynn]

I had a craving for Fritos, but I don't have any in my pantry.

Just trim your toenails.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Just trim your toenails.

I use a dremel tool on my toenail talons. It works great. I wish I had thought of it years ago.

 

[Flynn]

I use a dremel tool on my toenail talons. It works great. I wish I had thought of it years ago.

You also will have the equivalent of Metamucil if you dilute those talon shavings in 6 ounces of water.

 

[Frood]

You also will have the equivalent of Metamucil if you dilute those talon shavings in 6 ounces of water.

He'd have to add a spoonful of Tang....

 

[Flynn]

He'd have to add a spoonful of Tang....

Oh my!

Where does that come from? If raspberry flavor comes from a Beaver's anal gland...

 

[Frood]

Oh my!

Where does that come from? If raspberry flavor comes from a Beaver's anal gland...

They make beaver flavoured raspberry Tang in the US?? Wowsers.... the FDA is doing a REALLY good job.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

You also will have the equivalent of Metamucil if you dilute those talon shavings in 6 ounces of water.

Not a bad idea. I do supplement with psyllium husk anyway. It's important to be regular.

 

[Flynn]

They make beaver flavoured raspberry Tang in the US?? Wowsers.... the FDA is doing a REALLY good job.

In the U.S. they still prescribe high blood pressure medication banned for human use in the U.K. In the U.K. the medication is used on animals.

You didn't know that raspberry, strawberry and some other "fruity" flavors come from the anal glands of Beavers?

Tang, I can only imagine where that originated from.

 

[Frood]

In the U.S. they still prescribe high blood pressure medication banned for human use in the U.K. In the U.K. the medication is used on animals.

You didn't know that raspberry, strawberry and some other "fruity" flavors come from the anal glands of Beavers?

Tang, I can only imagine where that originated from.

Ascorbic acid here.... but maybe that comes from Wombat poos or something???