Dan the hat reynolds is begging again

[Fredricka]

Ain't No Nation Like DOH-nation!

Ain't no city like Genna-RAWWW-city! https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-john-build-a-safe-stable-home (I know nobody's gonna donate nothin', I'm just funnin'. :D)

bastardfactory.net

I've donated £100, please be generous folks, he wants some stevie wonder shades and have a new shelf put up in his kitchen away from the cooker for his microwave. This is life and death stuff people, give him your fucking money

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

When it comes to me making any donations, I say FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS.

 

[Seamajor]

I only give to worthy causes.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

I only give to worthy causes.

Your local hookers?

 

[Seamajor]

Your local hookers?

No worthy causes. Like anything and everything to trump Trump. Hookers are for ugly men

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

No worthy causes. Like anything and everything to trump Trump. Hookers are for ugly men

J/k.

 

[Adam]

I wonder if Semen's foreskin donation arrived safely? I tried to tell him that non-jews don't eat them, but he wouldn't listen...

 

[Seamajor]

I wonder if Semen's foreskin donation arrived safely? I tried to tell him that non-jews don't eat them, but he wouldn't listen...

Hermans worked out well for you.

 

[Adam]

Herman is into ladyboys apparently, so the 2 of you share some common ground...

 

[Seamajor]

Herman is into ladyboys apparently, so the 2 of you share some common ground...

Try zero. It’s why I’m so popular there. Like you

 

[Adam]

Try zero. It’s why I’m so popular there. Like you

My intellectual prowess, razor sharp wit and handsome Aryan features intimidates them.

I don't think any of the males on there are over 5'8" LOL.

 

[Seamajor]

My intellectual prowess, razor sharp wit and handsome Aryan features intimidates them.

I don't think any of the males on there are over 5'8" LOL.

Your pal Stubby the break dancer is 5’2”. Fat little Puerto Rican. Someone you admire?

 

[Adam]

Your pal Stubby the break dancer is 5’2”. Fat little Puerto Rican. Someone you admire?

Obviously not, he's more of a zionist than you are.

 

[Seamajor]

Obviously not, he's more of a zionist than you are.

Listen up, because your attention span is flawed. As much as I wish I was a Jew for your sake, I’m not. Try to remember

 

[Fredricka]

I'm not starting anymore threads until larry and Seamajor promise to stay out of them, I've had it, on strike now

 

[Seamajor]

 

[Fredricka]

And they're both on ignore now

 

[Fredricka]

I'm angry

 

[Adam]

I'm not starting anymore threads until larry and Seamajor promise to stay out of them, I've had it, on strike now

Larry the roach and Pestmajor, they're the forum termites. LOL

 

[Fredricka]

Larry the roach and Pestmajor, they're the forum termites. LOL

I don't know why they insist on using my threads as their toilet, this was clearly meant to be a serious discussion about my generosity and general holiness and now it's ruined

 

[Adam]

I don't know why they insist on using my threads as their toilet, this was clearly meant to be a serious discussion about my generosity and general holiness and now it's ruined

Did you really give the Queefstion a 1er?

If so, damn... you probs would have been better treating yourself to a new dress or something!

 

[Fredricka]

Did you really give the Queefstion a 1er?

If so, damn... you probs would have been better treating yourself to a new dress or something!

I did, he'll probably tell you all I'm lying though

 

[Adam]

Well, I hope he spends it wisely, not on meth/alcohol etc.

 

[Fredricka]

Well, I hope he spends it wisely, not on meth/alcohol etc.

He mustn't spend it on fags of any kind either, else there'll be trouble and I won't donate any more

 

[Adam]

He mustn't spend it on fags of any kind either, else there'll be trouble and I won't donate any more

Yeah, the Brit phrase "I'm going for a cheeky fag" could be interpreted very differently if Queefstion said it...

 

[Seamajor]

This thread is as funny as it gets. Send Scouse some cash. Better yet Weep and mama

 

[Seamajor]

Yeah, the Brit phrase "I'm going for a cheeky fag" could be interpreted very differently if Queefstion said it...

He’s partial to Jews and fags.

 

[Seamajor]

Scouse needs it badly.

 

[Adam]

This thread is as funny as it gets. Send Scouse some cash. Better yet Weep and mama

Did you conveniently lose the key to the padlock on your wallet again, Mr Shekelstein?

 

[Fredricka]

I'll pay the question to never see a pic of his face again, if it'll help. Everybody wins