Things i saw in the sb today

[Fredricka]

Sss thought he was in a library and told everyone to shut up, he's really weak now after I made him and frood run away the other day, reggie, iggy and even larry noticed this and kicked him till he started licking froods ass for backup, unfortunately no amount of reminiscing about how great they were 20 years ago at bh could stop the kicking and the bleeding

He was in such a bad mood that he snubbed murdy and eventually told her to stop spamming. She, in a fury started spamming more, frood joined in and even right now they are both spamming away joyfully together like 2 jacks on meth and arguing over whose head is bigger, the jury btw is still out

 

[Fredricka]

Update, even murdy got bored of frood and logged out, he's now just rambling away to himself about what a massive drunk he is and how he packed a rucksack to run away from home

 

[Fredricka]

I said to frood about shutting the fuck up, but he reckons he's arnie now, and just said come with me if you want to live in a cave after the apocalypse. I dont

 

[Fredricka]

Frood asked what's the difference between living in a house or living under a bedsheet. Wtf?

 

[Fredricka]

He just said he had a fistfight with a spider and the spider won

 

[Cookie Monster]

Why haven't you resigned your account and left the internet in disgrace yet?

 

[Fredricka]

Why haven't you resigned your account and left the internet in disgrace yet?

Ok, I can tell when I'm not wanted :(

Guess I'll stay a bit longer, hahaha, lol at u

 

[MANCID RILKO]

LOL the shoutbox diaries

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

I'm not alerting the media about this. Book it.

 

[Holy Holliday !]

Update, even murdy got bored of frood and logged out, he's now just rambling away to himself about what a massive drunk he is and how he packed a rucksack to run away from home

That shrimp should throw himself on the bahbie.

 

[Fredricka]

LOL the shoutbox diaries

That's right rancid, I think it'll be especially useful for the likes of Seamajor and cookie who are too stupid to scroll or navigate a large thread like the 1000000 post thread. Its a valuable service imo

 

[Fredricka]

@The Question aka Danny brought shame to the sb today and lowered the tone greatly by talking about selling his fart like breath in bags. This is not a good business imo and will go the same way as his writing

 

[The Prowler]

Update, even murdy got bored of frood and passed out

Fixed.

 

[Fredricka]

That shrimp should throw himself on the bahbie.

Let's have some fun with him first

 

[Fredricka]

Fixed.

I did think that but was trying to be kind. I thought we were all about being kind to the spazzes these days?

 

[Frood]

I skimmed this thread and all I gathered is that Athalia wants to jump my bones and fracture my spine in the process...

 

[Fredricka]

Latest sb news is frood wants to take me to wootopia and is getting increasingly insistent. His chat up lines are pretty cringe though and I think he's already been with Seamajor, so I have to say NO, naturally

 

[Frood]

Eww... it still thinks it has a chance with me.

 

[Fredricka]

Eww... it still thinks it has a chance with me.

This is not an sb post frood,worse still its fake news. Please bring real sb news or GTFO

 

[Frood]

Stop blocking the door with your sooty and carnivorous Octopussoi, Princess Athalia of the Double Wide Kingdom....

 

[Fredricka]

The question just almost cringed everyone out of the sb. Only frood finds him funny and I think that's just because he pictures his face when he posts

 

[Seamajor]

Eww... it still thinks it has a chance with me.

Don’t think Fred’s a Lesbian

 

[Frood]

You don't think.... true.

 

[Fredricka]

You don't think.... true.

Another ancient line. I think they found this one on a wall in pompeii

 

[Fredricka]

This just in : Seamajor took back everything he ever said about me because I told frood to buy new trainers. Even an octogenarian who lived in a 3rd world country has more style than frood and the question has started up a gfm for him

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Well, I saw X posting an E followed by several asterisks, which seems to be his favorite writings these days.

 

[Fredricka]

Well, I saw X posting an E followed by several asterisks, which seems to be his favorite writings these days.

I havent seen that, you're making it up rancid

 

[MANCID RILKO]

I havent seen that, you're making it up rancid

Let's make out instead!

 

[Fredricka]

Let's make out instead!

Frood would be so jealous, he's fallen hard you know

 

[MrNiceGuy]

LOL the shoutbox diaries

Bastard Factory Bridgerton.

Be thankful @Fredricka is still here in Meltdown.

Lily is gone. George from Pizza Hut is MIA. Lotusbud is stuck in politics limbo.

It's a fucking sausage fest. Only real men can appreciate the sheer stupidity of continuing to call each other fags on this here web.

Let her pop off. Even if she's just squirting. Because it's something we can never do.