I took so many original Sudafeds last night at work to get through it....

[Frood]

...that by the time I was home and on my second neat glass of whiskey, deciding it was time to get frisky with my sound asleep wife on the bed. It felt like I was shooting out a packet of congealed tapioca pudding through my dick hole... but she wouldn't respond to me and it made get aggro.

So here I am yelling at her to respond to my needs... to "feel anything towards me" and she yells out from the ensure, "what did or were you saying? I couldn't hear with the shower going"...


...and then I realized that I was in the darkened living room, not the bedroom, and I was balls deep into two rustic throw cushions made of brushed jute.

She was not impressed..... but in my defence, it's pretty close to a menopausal bird in sensation and the lights were out.

 

[Fredricka]

Oh blimey! Frood can't tell the difference between his missis and 2 rough cushions

 

[Fredricka]

Btw, health warning- you shouldn't booze while taking sudafed. Maybe that's why you were such a ginormous spaz

 

[Frood]

Oh blimey! Frood can't tell the difference between his missis and 2 rough cushions

She's nearly 60. How old are you?

 

[Fredricka]

She's nearly 60. How old are you?

49

 

[Frood]

49

So your cunt is the same....

 

[Fredricka]

So your cunt is the same....

No matter how hard you try to trick me into describing it to you, I shan't. I know, you're gutted, you'll just have to get over it

 

[Frood]

No matter how hard you try to trick me into describing it to you, I shan't. I know, you're gutted, you'll just have to get over it

I don't need you to search for another word for sand...

 

[Fredricka]

Anyway, this isn't about me, its about your potato sack wife ,this is up there with jacks sausage fingered wife

 

[Frood]

Anyway, this isn't about me, its about your potato sack wife ,this is up there with jacks sausage fingered wife

Yet your gypsy cunt has burlap tendencies as well as extraordinary facilities to pick pocket a dudes wallet in another room while he's plowing your pikey dike hoke and screaming for an anesthetic salve.

 

[Fredricka]

Yet your gypsy cunt has burlap tendencies as well as extraordinary facilities to pick pocket a dudes wallet in another room while he's plowing your pikey dike hoke and screaming for an anesthetic salve.

I thought you and murdy don't get on, how come she's writing posts for you?

 

[Seamajor]

...that by the time I was home and on my second neat glass of whiskey, deciding it was time to get frisky with my sound asleep wife on the bed. It felt like I was shooting out a packet of congealed tapioca pudding through my dick hole... but she wouldn't respond to me and it made get aggro.

So here I am yelling at her to respond to my needs... to "feel anything towards me" and she yells out from the ensure, "what did or were you saying? I couldn't hear with the shower going"...


...and then I realized that I was in the darkened living room, not the bedroom, and I was balls deep into two rustic throw cushions made of brushed jute.

She was not impressed..... but in my defence, it's pretty close to a menopausal bird in sensation and the lights were out.

Wife? Since when is Frank your wife? Just another DD lie

 

[Fredricka]

Let's not allow this thread to get buried, people need to remember how frood shagged a sack of spuds

 

[Frood]

Nice... you called your skulls "a sack of spuds"...

 

[realgrimm]

GOD cures all maybe your just not worthy

 

[MANCID RILKO]

I need more drugs to make sense of this thread and enjoy all the possibilities it offers

 

[Fredricka]

I need more drugs to make sense of this thread and enjoy all the possibilities it offers

Don't take sudafed and booze or you too will be shagging sacks of spuds

 

[mastersplither]

Twinkerbell...what in the fuck am I reading? Lol what..

The expert at "cunny aroma" was fucking couch cushions like a house bitch in heat?

These fucking Australians man I'm telling you what...

 

[Fredricka]

Twinkerbell...what in the fuck am I reading? Lol what..

The expert at "cunny aroma" was fucking couch cushions like a house bitch in heat?

These fucking Australians man I'm telling you what...

Seriously, I thought my drunk posts were bad, they're nothing on froods though, embarrassing

 

[Frood]

Fred wants to borrow Mustardshitter's wheelchair so she can transport her gyp lips folded up on her lap instead of tripiing over them...

 

[Fredricka]

Can someone do me a chop of frood in his wheelchair with Seamajor on his lap flying past the ET moon, please?

 

[mastersplither]

Fred wants to borrow Mustardshitter's wheelchair so she can transport her gyp lips folded up on her lap instead of tripiing over them...

Lol you do understand that you're possibly the biggest joke on this site, right?

There's no way you lack that awareness..

 

[Frood]

Lol you do understand that you're possibly the biggest joke on this site, right?

There's no way you lack that awareness..

I'm just surprised Johnny Storm unchained your wheelchair and let you out of your gay sex dungeon long enough to get online....

 

[Fredricka]

Lol you do understand that you're possibly the biggest joke on this site, right?

There's no way you lack that awareness..

That's a mighty feat too considering the competition of Larry, alticus and cookie monster, but he takes the muppet medal

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Seriously, I thought my drunk posts were bad

*Ahem*...


SSS
- Stroked beard.

 

[Fredricka]

Why the lily eyes larry? You DIDNT get the muppet medal, calm down

 

[Fredricka]

*Ahem*...


SSS
- Stroked beard.

Yes, your drunk posts are bad too, don't think I hadn't noticed. Just not as bad as froods

 

[Frood]

 

[mastersplither]

I'm just surprised Johnny Storm unchained your wheelchair and let you out of your gay sex dungeon long enough to get online....

Yeah, I'm Benzo. And 3I/Atlas was a spaceship, you've had multiple alien encounters, and all the other delusional shit you come up with.

Again, joke.

...and a goddamn hilarious one at that lol

 

[Frood]

Yeah, I'm Benzo. And 3I/Atlas was a spaceship, you've had multiple alien encounters, and all the other delusional shit you come up with.

Again, joke.

...and a goddamn hilarious one at that lol

When Johnny rolls you over himself and starts thrusting through the hole you guys cut in his seat, does he ever get your wheelchair to pop a wheelie?