I took so many original Sudafeds last night at work to get through it....

[Fredricka]

When Johnny rolls you over himself and starts thrusting through the hole you guys cut in his seat, does he ever get your wheelchair to pop a wheelie?

You've used that exact same line before, froodloungelizard

 

[Seamajor]

Fred wants to borrow Mustardshitter's wheelchair so she can transport her gyp lips folded up on her lap instead of tripiing over them...

Just smoke another $1. Cigarette DD. Like always

 

[mastersplither]

Becoming the forum joke has caused him to spiral down, frood of the looms perma twisted. Thoughts and prayers, Twinkerbell...

 

[Seamajor]

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Frood of the Loom? She’s always happy to get new panties. Frank gets tired of the smelly old ones, quickly

 

[Fredricka]

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Frood of the Loom? She’s always happy to get new panties. Frank gets tired of the smelly old ones, quickly

Imagine that things getting snagged on a potato sack. OUCH!

 

[Seamajor]

Her finest apparel?

 

[Alticus]

...that by the time I was home and on my second neat glass of whiskey, deciding it was time to get frisky with my sound asleep wife on the bed. It felt like I was shooting out a packet of congealed tapioca pudding through my dick hole... but she wouldn't respond to me and it made get aggro.

So here I am yelling at her to respond to my needs... to "feel anything towards me" and she yells out from the ensure, "what did or were you saying? I couldn't hear with the shower going"...


...and then I realized that I was in the darkened living room, not the bedroom, and I was balls deep into two rustic throw cushions made of brushed jute.

She was not impressed..... but in my defence, it's pretty close to a menopausal bird in sensation and the lights were out.

Be careful when it comes to pseudoephedrine Frood. Just because many buy it to synthesize meth doesn't make it harmless just because it's an OTC drug.

 

[Alticus]

Imagine that things getting snagged on a potato sack. OUCH!

Who is it on that forum?

 

[Frood]

Be careful when it comes to pseudoephedrine Frood. Just because many buy it to synthesize meth doesn't make it harmless just because it's an OTC drug.

I remember 357's... remember those at the gas stations? Lol

 

[Alticus]

I remember 357's... remember those at the gas stations? Lol

Hey Frood. How goes it? No actually. Remind me please.

 

[Frood]

Hey Frood. How goes it? No actually. Remind me please.

Big bottles of Pseudoephedrine labeled as 357's or 357 Magnums (357 something or another) on the counters at every fuel station in the early 90's. Loved by long haul truckers and high school students alike.

There were ungodly amounts of tablets per bottle... under 5 bucks. Lol

 

[Weeg]

glad yoo did not died:)

 

[Frood]

glad yoo did not died:)

I only had one original Sudafed tablet but a lot of overproof sour mash....

 

[Alticus]

Big bottles of Pseudoephedrine labeled as 357's or 357 Magnums (357 something or another) on the counters at every fuel station in the early 90's. Loved by long haul truckers and high school students alike.

There were ungodly amounts of tablets per bottle... under 5 bucks. Lol

Well, those would do the trick I'm guessing. lol

 

[Frood]

Well, those would do the trick I'm guessing. lol

The guy with a locker next to mine would pop 6-8 at lunchtime and tweak up and down the hallways until 3 pm.

 

[Alticus]

The guy with a locker next to mine would pop 6-8 at lunchtime and tweak up and down the hallways until 3 pm.

Man, I'm surprised his heart hasn't exploded yet.

 

[Frood]

Man, I'm surprised his heart hasn't exploded yet.

It kind of did. He married a woman 22 years older than him who had a kid in our same grade....

 

[Alticus]

It kind of did. He married a woman 22 years older than him who had a kid in our same grade....

"our same grade" ?

 

[Frood]

"our same grade" ?

Her daughter was our age and she was not happy with her new step daddy....

 

[Alticus]

Man that shit is crazy. lol

 

[Fredricka]

Who is it on that forum?

That's froods girly alter ego

 

[Frood]

Fred is jealous of DD... she's seen the bikini pics and could not detect any piss flappage on DD...

 

[Fredricka]

Fred is jealous of DD... she's seen the bikini pics and could not detect any piss flappage on DD...

I'm not jealous of imaginary women, or potato sacks

 

[Frood]

I'm not jealous of imaginary women, or potato sacks

You're a gypsy potato sack which imagines itself to be a viable and desirable human female...

...there! I said the quiet part out loud. The cat is now out of the bag and the two elderly incels you fag hag for can fight over who gets to fuck it first...

 

[Fredricka]

I'm sorry people of the forum, but I'm about to post pi here, I hope I don't get banned, but froods wife's name is MARIS PIPER. Sorry, I couldn't help myself

 

[Frood]

Ok, Athalia... be like that.

 

[Seamajor]

Fred is jealous of DD... she's seen the bikini pics and could not detect any piss flappage on DD...

Why? She’s a liar

 

[Fredricka]

It's just any excuse for frood to bring up his 20 Yr old troll. Zzz

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Twinkerbell...what in the fuck am I reading? Lol what..

The expert at "cunny aroma" was fucking couch cushions like a house bitch in heat?

These fucking Australians man I'm telling you what...

In Aussie land even the cushions are probably poisonous.

Tis a toxicity nightmare.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Lol you do understand that you're possibly the biggest joke on this site, right?

There's no way you lack that awareness..

If you're afraid of self deprecating humor than you're probably an insecure bitch.

Do more squats. On more penis. Could make you stiffen up. Trust the science.