Dove Is Hot!

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I fuck around with AI pics but I try to get as close as I can to how I look. It's fun. You do look good. As much as I love the creativity of women with makeup, I love a minimal look too!

I have an AI picture but its the only one I have. I'll have to dig it out. I used it as my avi here a few years ago.

And thanks! Its very rare I do a full face of make up anymore. A lot of times I just use brightner under my eyes, tinted moisturizer, cheek and lip balm and eyeliner and mascara. ...and not even everyday lol.

I have over hundred eyeshadow palettes. Mostly all high end. I almost never wear any of it. My daughter goes ham with them though lol.
 

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I have an AI picture but its the only one I have. I'll have to dig it out. I used it as my avi here a few years ago.

And thanks! Its very rare I do a full face of make up anymore. A lot of times I just use brightner under my eyes, tinted moisturizer, cheek and lip balm and eyeliner and mascara. ...and not even everyday lol.

I have over hundred eyeshadow palettes. Mostly all high end. I almost never wear any of it. My daughter goes ham with them though lol.
You're welcome!
My skin screams when I do too much anymore. I went with eyeliner, eyeshadow, and a powder to kill shine in my late teens. It's been that way ever since. I'm blessed with evenly colored skin. I used to hate my freckles until I didn't care anymore, because trends suck. My daughter definitely got all the makeup I bought and planned to wear lol. She's a minimalist too now as an adult! It faded out like it did for me. She doesn't need anything Imho. She's perfect. It's not just mama's love either. I'm sick of the new makeup and I'm ready for 80s-90s eyeliner. $12, and my liquid felt-tip eyeliner dried out in a couple uses. Mascara is garbage too, which I need now. Help? :Smack'd 2:
 

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My skin screams when I do too much anymore. I went with eyeliner, eyeshadow, and a powder to kill shine in my late teens. It's been that way ever since. I'm blessed with evenly colored skin. I used to hate my freckles until I didn't care anymore, because trends suck. My daughter definitely got all the makeup I bought and planned to wear lol. She's a minimalist too now as an adult! It faded out like it did for me. She doesn't need anything Imho. She's perfect. It's not just mama's love either. I'm sick of the new makeup and I'm ready for 80s-90s eyeliner. $12, and my liquid felt-tip eyeliner dried out in a couple uses. Mascara is garbage too, which I need now. Help? :Smack'd 2:

Tarte has great mascara. Also Wonderskin is a great brand....I have the eyeliner, mascara, 5 lip stains and lip oil from them and I love it.

Jefree Star also has a good mascara if you can get past the name "fuck proof".

I gave up liquid eyeliner a long time ago....I go with gel and the Wonderskin ones. Thrive is also pretty good.

My oldest wears no makeup ever. My 20 year old loves it. She goes goth a lot. My Squish (9 year old....midlife crisis baby) LOVES make up lol.
 

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I have an AI picture but its the only one I have. I'll have to dig it out. I used it as my avi here a few years ago.

And thanks! Its very rare I do a full face of make up anymore. A lot of times I just use brightner under my eyes, tinted moisturizer, cheek and lip balm and eyeliner and mascara. ...and not even everyday lol.

I have over hundred eyeshadow palettes. Mostly all high end. I almost never wear any of it. My daughter goes ham with them though lol.

You love this thread dont you?
 

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It validates her E-existence… a culmination of zillions of words poasted merely to hear herself talk

But she doesn't run flailing about like a skinned knee schoolgirl who didn't get her miniature pony for her birthday when Dove encounters geese.
 

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It validates her E-existence… a culmination of zillions of words poasted merely to hear herself talk

No. Not at all. Im actually used to being called hot. Being hot has been my literal job several times in my life. I've known most of these people for upwards of 20 years now. They are used to my hotness. Probably immune to it at this point.

If I wanted validation for my looks, I would be able to get that easily sharing photos and spicier photos, id be much flirtier. Probably not sharing paragraphs of my political stances and pissing men off by calling out their degenerate porn use. Id be leaning into the perversion.

I have to explain this to you, because you are not a smart man. You have limitations, handicaps, if you will. I respect that. Im a nice person. I know that being "abled" is something you struggle with and try to hide under an obscene use of emojis.

What validates my "E- existence" is making low IQ grown men cry, while simultaneously making the smarter ones laugh in doing so.

This doesnt mean I don't appreciate the compliments. Its very sweet. Flattering even coming people I like and respect. I appreciate that after 20 years, my "troll husbands" still find me attractive.

But it isnt why im here and if it was? Youd being seeing a lot more skin and a lot less scary wErDs.

I could help you, X. I could help you become more literate and less retarded. I mean...im not a miracle worker but I can do my best. As long as you dont stare down my shirt or try to rub your boner on my leg im willing to help you learn wErDs. If chimps can be taught sign language, you can learn how to comprehend complex sentences and mutlisyllable words.
 

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No. Not at all. Im actually used to being called hot. Being hot has been my literal job several times in my life. I've known most of these people for upwards of 20 years now. They are used to my hotness. Probably immune to it at this point.

If I wanted validation for my looks, I would be able to get that easily sharing photos and spicier photos, id be much flirtier. Probably not sharing paragraphs of my political stances and pissing men off by calling out their degenerate porn use. Id be leaning into the perversion.

I have to explain this to you, because you are not a smart man. You have limitations, handicaps, if you will. I respect that. Im a nice person. I know that being "abled" is something you struggle with and try to hide under an obscene use of emojis.

What validates my "E- existence" is making low IQ grown men cry, while simultaneously making the smarter ones laugh in doing so.

This doesnt mean I don't appreciate the compliments. Its very sweet. Flattering even coming people I like and respect. I appreciate that after 20 years, my "troll husbands" still find me attractive.

But it isnt why im here and if it was? Youd being seeing a lot more skin and a lot less scary wErDs.

I could help you, X. I could help you become more literate and less retarded. I mean...im not a miracle worker but I can do my best. As long as you dont stare down my shirt or try to rub your boner on my leg im willing to help you learn wErDs. If chimps can be taught sign language, you can learn how to comprehend complex sentences and mutlisyllable words.
Don't do it. We don't need The Summer of X...
 

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I could help you, X. I could help you become more literate and less retarded. If chimps can be taught sign language, you can learn how to comprehend complex sentences and mutlisyllable words.
I'd have better luck restoring sight to a blind man.
 

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Duhhv is a morning shift stripper at best

I was in Penthouse.

I mean this fascinates me, because it tells me more about you than you realize, with that low IQ and all. It tells me you have a long history of bad choices in women yeah? Had a lot of drama in your already lack luster love life?

You've had more casual sex than meaningful intimate relationships yeah? I can tell. I can tell that the hottest women you've banged had terrible self esteem, which is the only reason you had success with them.

So you rely on "negging" when you see objectively attractive women, you immediately think attacking looks, hygiene, so on will shift the power dynamic in your favor. You....to the surprise of no one, are used to insecure women who dont know they are not.

Do you honestly think YEARS of people lining up to stroke my ego, years of silly males chasing me like giddy little school boys, making a comfortable living for years on my appearance, the man in my life being wildly attracted to me for 30 years and going strong........is gonna all come undone, because this guy right here

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Called me a day shift stripper?

I actually got kicked off the day shift at Visions in NOLA. I thought i found a hack. I made so much money on the day shift I went back twice and the manager told me to stop. True story.

So nice try, scrote. But I've been on and kicked off the day shift lol. Tried that. Im almost 46 now so not even the day shift would accept me. I'd be a liability at this point.....maybe go with that lol.
 

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Stop being so lame, dude

X is one of those scrotes who, when he sees an attractive woman out of his league, he starts negging them in the hopes he can exploit their low self esteem and get that upper hand.

He isnt smooth and can't rely on wit or conversation so he is left hoping they hate themselves enough to fuck him.

And it probably works for him more than it doesnt. He DOES live in Canada.
 
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Yea you look good, and your smart thats a plus but your taken so I'm out. However good you are its just not worth the hassle chasing another dudes chic, if you get her its proof of low quality but if you dont it just makes it harder to deal with.
 

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Rancid has always been sweet to me. For 20 years he has been "like this" with me....whatever the fuck that means.

Cat fishing? Lmao!
I'm happy for you. We've been good friends as well.

As far as you go, what you say is of no importance to me. Say what you like, but I have zero interest in either you, your opinions or judgements let alone your stupid inaccurate insults.. Be as catty and bitchy as you like. I won't be responding to your stupid taunts.

As in don't bother responding...you'll be talking to yourself.
 

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I'm happy for you. We've been good friends as well.

As far as you go, what you say is of no importance to me. Say what you like, but I have zero interest in either you, your opinions or judgements let alone your stupid inaccurate insults.. Be as catty and bitchy as you like. I won't be responding to your stupid taunts.

As in don't bother responding...you'll be talking to yourself.

Dude im aware that unless I have a double headed dildo sticking out of my asshole or several cocks surrounding me....im not going to be interesting to you, you porn sick fucking weirdo.

And dont hold your breath on that.

Im definately not here to entertain the likes of you. I will however, swat you around like a lioness on a sick gazelle for the amusement of the actual men who like to watch me do that sort of thing.

Feel free to pretend you arent reading me.
 

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Yea you look good, and your smart thats a plus but your taken so I'm out. However good you are its just not worth the hassle chasing another dudes chic, if you get her its proof of low quality but if you dont it just makes it harder to deal with.

Indeed.

I dont think anyone here would ever start pursuing me romantically though. I mean if that were gonna happen it would have by now I think lol.