I took so many original Sudafeds last night at work to get through it....

Fred has a hugely pitiful pair of gyp lips which bump off keen suitors at 3 metres.... like a set of yeasty ping pong paddles....
Howz your passport dilemma coming along? I think you’ll die there first.
 
Now look what you made me do frood, I've thumbsupped Seamajors post. Shame on us both :(