Hey does anyone have any Couch pics to trade?

[Admin.]

I'm just an ordinary guy that is into couches.

 

[Fredricka]

I'm just an ordinary guy that is into couches.

Did you give him your toupee?

 

[jack]

Did you give him your toupee?

Did you give him yours?

 

[Fredricka]

Did you give him yours?

Jack, you know my hair is thick and luscious, why would I need a toupee? Are you that desperate for karens and cheeses?

 

[The Real Alticus]

Jack, you know my hair is thick and luscious, why would I need a toupee? Are you that desperate for karens and cheeses?

So you are in fact, a guy then. Now it's all coming together. lol

 

[Fredricka]

So you are in fact, a guy then. Now it's all coming together. lol

How does thick and luscious hair equal guy? Explain. You cant

 

[Everlast]

There are no women on the internet. Just pornstars and even they can be questioable.

 

[The Real Alticus]

How does thick and luscious hair equal guy? Explain. You cant

Because women don't wear toupees.

 

[Fredricka]

Because women don't wear toupees.

I dont wear one and I don't need one. Maybe a butch lesbian would wear one, they're still women Alticus, dont be a bigot

 

[The Real Alticus]

You're so full of shit even your eyes are brown.

 

[Fredricka]

How dare alticus be a bigot in pride month of all times, its not very good alt, what would admin say?

 

[Fredricka]

I suspect this is not really a couch pic trading thread and is actually a toupee trading thread. Prove me wrong

 

[Cookie Monster]

How does thick and luscious hair equal guy? Explain. You cant

Dirty and greasy syrup warn by grotty old west country yokel.

 

[Fredricka]

Dirty and greasy syrup warn by grotty old west country yokel.

Cookie has now signed up for toupee trading, admin will be pleased

 

[Seamajor]

There are no women on the internet. Just pornstars and even they can be questioable.

Fred? She’s a tad chubby for that

 

[Fredricka]

Fred? She’s a tad chubby for that

You dont know that, that's why you keep begging for pics

 

[Seamajor]

You dont know that, that's why you keep begging for pics

It’s alright. No need

 

[Fredricka]

It’s alright. No need

So you'll stop begging? Good, it was starting to bug me

 

[Seamajor]

So you'll stop begging? Good, it was starting to bug me

What next?

 

[Fredricka]

What next?

A good old fashioned cheesing?

 

[Seamajor]

A good old fashioned cheesing?

From you? Attention whores say shit like that.