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LUCKY VISITOR 147 WINS PRIZE AT TRUMP’S GREAT STATE FAIR
WASHINGTON — Officials at President Trump’s Great State Fair announced that lucky visitor number 147 had won a commemorative gold-plated funnel cake after organizers began awarding prizes to every attendee whose number ends in 47.
The first prize went to visitor 47. The second went to 147. Officials are now eagerly awaiting visitors 1,047 and 2,047, who are expected to arrive sometime before the fair closes permanently.
“So far, we’ve awarded three prizes, and based on this incredible, record-breaking attendance, we could go as high as five,” one organizer said while quietly removing several thousand unused wristbands from the entrance table.
Trump later called the turnout “the largest gathering of human beings ever assembled near livestock,” noting that many attendees had cleverly disguised themselves as empty folding chairs.
WASHINGTON — Officials at President Trump’s Great State Fair announced that lucky visitor number 147 had won a commemorative gold-plated funnel cake after organizers began awarding prizes to every attendee whose number ends in 47.
The first prize went to visitor 47. The second went to 147. Officials are now eagerly awaiting visitors 1,047 and 2,047, who are expected to arrive sometime before the fair closes permanently.
“So far, we’ve awarded three prizes, and based on this incredible, record-breaking attendance, we could go as high as five,” one organizer said while quietly removing several thousand unused wristbands from the entrance table.
Trump later called the turnout “the largest gathering of human beings ever assembled near livestock,” noting that many attendees had cleverly disguised themselves as empty folding chairs.
