Man I Fucking Love Weed!

[realgrimm]

Those were the millennials boofing.. I remember college kids boofing alcohol and slipping into comas, funny thing about boofing is eliminating your bodies natural filters can harm you.. straight into the blood system is crazy

 

[jack]

The only thing I stick up there is toilet paper after a satisfying shit.

 

[realgrimm]

I used to work at an adult boutique. You guys may not know this but I enjoy watching the occasional flick or two. Anyway, this dude called the store. Before I could say good afternoon how can I help you, he cut me off and said: "Yeah, yeah, yeah what do you have for butt plugs"?

I worked at one also, I remember the the sex periscope,even had a light and viewable optics, remember having almost 10 customer interested at the same time asking If they could try it out, I knew it worked so I told the lady she could try out the floor model but would have to buy it if it worked and the safe suds to disinfect it first.. we all got a show that day while she tried it out

 

[realgrimm]

Ive come to the conclusion this is what ladies want.

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[Alticus]

I worked at one also, I remember the the sex periscope,even had a light and viewable optics, remember having almost 10 customer interested at the same time asking If they could try it out, I knew it worked so I told the lady she could try out the floor model but would have to buy it if it worked and the safe suds to disinfect it first.. we all got a show that day while she tried it out

Man, I would have loved to be a fly on the wall to see that. lol

 

[realgrimm]

Man, I would have loved to be a fly on the wall to see that. lol

I used to host sex toy parties threw AOV, the women at those events were insatiable, we'd have to bring cases of safe suds as the girls always wanted to try them out before purchase

 

[Alticus]

I used to host sex toy parties threw AOV, the women at those events were insatiable, we'd have to bring cases of safe suds as the girls always wanted to try them out before purchase

You are a truly sexual being grimm.

 

[X]

What the hell does faggot lips mean? lol

It means your lips ingest meAT LoGGs

 

[X]

I for one, appreciate @Alticus's threads that are of a personal nature.

It's like seeing the world from inside the head of a sexually deviant drug addict.

You don't typically get that sort of perspective.

What?? No more harrowing tales of anal adventures involving you, a jar of expired Vaseline and the population of homeless men in your area?

 

[Alticus]

It means your lips ingest meAT LoGGs

I've heard some pretty strange things in my life but nothing like this. Whatever happened to simply saying fuck you.

 

[X]

I've heard some pretty strange things in my life but nothing like this. Whatever happened to simply saying fuck you.

I just think she happened to notice you have faggot lips

 

[Alticus]

I just think she happened to notice you have faggot lips

She wants me. It's obvious.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Artificial Flynnteligence gets worse and worse

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

I swear to God Flynn

You should be committed to the nearest asylum in your area.

They tried, but she agitated the other patients way too much

 

[Alticus]

They tried, but she agitated the other patients way too much

If I were a doctor there I'd fill her with so much fucking Thorazine she wouldn't even remember her own name.

 

[X]

If I were a doctor there I'd fill her with so much fucking Thorazine she wouldn't even remember her own name.

Most men just have to buy a lady flowers and dinner to get lucky

 

[Aryan Victory]

I don't see the attraction to weed, never have. Give me an ice cold beer or JD & coke any day.