Me got a horse!

[Cookie Monster]

Running in the 5.00 at The York Autumn meeting. Ticks all the boxes and a good price!
York
5.00 Packet of Biscuits 28/1 Each way First 5 or 6 places
Other marvellous tips will appear here

 

[jack]

Running in the 5.00 at Newmarket Autumn meeting. Ticks all the boxes and a good price!

Newmarket
5.00 Packet of Biscuits 28/1 Each way First 5 or 6 places
Other marvellous tips will appear here

I used to bet the horses and you've lost me on this.

How are you betting?

 

[Fredricka]

Me crookie, me won horse, me go buy all gregg steak bake in Brighton AND Seaford now. Nom nom nom

Well done dear

 

[Cookie Monster]

Well done dear

I live knowhere near Brighton or Seaford. But Seaford is a root server reference which means you are Doxxing IP addresses.


@Bastard Factory

 

[Cookie Monster]

I used to bet the horses and you've lost me on this.

How are you betting?

Profitably.

Multiple combinations usually, online account and I got second placed in the first race.

 

[jack]

Profitably.

Multiple combinations usually, online account and I got second placed in the first race.

I'm familiar with win, place and show for betting, along with daily doubles (pick 2 consecutive winners) and twin doubles (pick two consecutive winners and then turn those tickets in for 2 more consecutive winners)

What's boxing mean in terms of picking?

 

[Fredricka]

I live knowhere near Brighton or Seaford. But Seaford is a root server reference which means you are Doxxing IP addresses.


@Bastard Factory

Seaford is literally the next place over from Brighton, the paranoia in here today is craaaaaazy. Way to out yourself btw, I know nothing about ips you cheese and bean bake eating lunatic

 

[Cookie Monster]

Seaford is literally the next place over from Brighton, the paranoia in here today is craaaaaazy. Way to out yourself btw, I know nothing about ips you cheese and bean bake eating lunatic

No it isn't. You are not going to lie your way out of this...

• Rottingdean — historic coastal village with a high street, windmill, and cliffs.
• Saltdean — coastal suburb/village, known for the Art Deco lido.
• Telscombe Cliffs — clifftop residential area (part of Telscombe), between Saltdean and Peacehaven.
• Peacehaven — town on the cliffs; the Greenwich Meridian monument is on the seafront.
• Newhaven — port town at the mouth of the River Ouse, with a ferry to Dieppe and Newhaven Fort on the cliffs to the west.
• Tide Mills — abandoned coastal hamlet and ruins on the beach between Newhaven and Seaford (not a living settlement).
• Seaford — town at the eastern end, with a long shingle beach and promenade; Seaford Head rises at its eastern edge. Bishopstone sits on its western fringe, a little inland of the beach.

 

[Fredricka]

No it isn't. You are not going to lie your way out of this...

• Rottingdean — historic coastal village with a high street, windmill, and cliffs.
• Saltdean — coastal suburb/village, known for the Art Deco lido.
• Telscombe Cliffs — clifftop residential area (part of Telscombe), between Saltdean and Peacehaven.
• Peacehaven — town on the cliffs; the Greenwich Meridian monument is on the seafront.
• Newhaven — port town at the mouth of the River Ouse, with a ferry to Dieppe and Newhaven Fort on the cliffs to the west.
• Tide Mills — abandoned coastal hamlet and ruins on the beach between Newhaven and Seaford (not a living settlement).
• Seaford — town at the eastern end, with a long shingle beach and promenade; Seaford Head rises at its eastern edge. Bishopstone sits on its western fringe, a little inland of the beach.

Look at a map crookie, it's the next place over to the right without zooming in

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

 

[Garraty_47]

No it isn't. You are not going to lie your way out of this...

• Rottingdean — historic coastal village with a high street, windmill, and cliffs.
• Saltdean — coastal suburb/village, known for the Art Deco lido.
• Telscombe Cliffs — clifftop residential area (part of Telscombe), between Saltdean and Peacehaven.
• Peacehaven — town on the cliffs; the Greenwich Meridian monument is on the seafront.
• Newhaven — port town at the mouth of the River Ouse, with a ferry to Dieppe and Newhaven Fort on the cliffs to the west.
• Tide Mills — abandoned coastal hamlet and ruins on the beach between Newhaven and Seaford (not a living settlement).
• Seaford — town at the eastern end, with a long shingle beach and promenade; Seaford Head rises at its eastern edge. Bishopstone sits on its western fringe, a little inland of the beach.

Dude.
I come to BF for lulz, not geography lessons.

What the fuck.

 

[jack]

Dude.
I come to BF for lulz, not geography lessons.

What the fuck.

If it seems like a mod is abusing their panel, they probably are.

 

[Garraty_47]

If it seems like a mod is abusing their panel, they probably are.

Yeah good okay.
Hopefully the next act of abuse will be locking you out of the trial thread.

Now there's some 'abuse' I could support.

 

[Fredricka]

If it seems like a mod is abusing their panel, they probably are.

Like when I edited a comma into my post? That sort of panel abuse? Get a grip man, you're losing it

 

[jack]

Yeah good okay.
Hopefully the next act of abuse will be locking you out of the trial thread.

Now there's some 'abuse' I could support.

That's nice. I hope the shit you're currently eating goes well with your coffee.

 

[Holliday 3000]

When I lived in SoCal - Venice, I'd travel out to Hollywood Park and watch the flats.
. That was the era of Sandy Hawley and Lafit Pincay.
I'd bet some, and over the course of time broke about even.
I was there the day of Seattle Slew's resounding defeat when 3 horses dusted him coming down the stretch,
won by J.O. Tobin.

One of the lingering images I have is of a really skinny middle aged guy in a light colored leisure suit and fedora
. desperately urging his horse on in a critical race (apparently). Was the mob after him(?), was it the last of his welfare check(?), was his rent due and he was short needing the win bet to pay out? There were many strange characters there.

 

[Cookie Monster]

When I lived in SoCal - Venice, I'd travel out to Hollywood Park and watch the flats.
. That was the era of Sandy Hawley and Lafit Pincay.
I'd bet some, and over the course of time broke about even.
I was there the day of Seattle Slew's resounding defeat when 3 horses dusted him coming down the stretch,
won by J.O. Tobin.

One of the lingering images I have is of a really skinny middle aged guy in a light colored leisure suit and fedora
. desperately urging his horse on in a critical race (apparently). Was the mob after him(?), was it the last of his welfare check(?), was his rent due and he was short needing the win bet to pay out? There were many strange characters there.

Remember Seattle slew vaguely, I was over 1k up last year i'll check the outcome in 3 weeks when the turf season on the flat endsl

As for the oddball, yea maybe but some people love to get worked up over their sport. Chatting to someone at Glorious goodwood, a fellow drunk so to speak. He put 200 on the first race and won and only stuck £5 on the second as he didn't have a fancy he still yelled like his life depended on it.

A few years back i put £25 e/w on my main fancy at the meeting, it won at 25/1. Being an outsider there was virtual silence apart from me yelling in the stand "Get in there my son!". ive been meaning to look that race up to see if I can here myself.

Have a bet, If I can hear myself X gets banned for a month, if I cant then Jack gets banned for 6 months?

 

[Weeg]

I love horse racing!

 

[.]

I love bangin horses!

You don’t say …

 

[Cookie Monster]

It lost.:( i know this is jacks fault I just haven't worked out why yet!

 

[Cookie Monster]

Look at a map crookie, it's the next place over to the right without zooming in

You have never heard of Newhaven? Its bigger than Seaford you illiterate fuck.

Stop lying you are embarasing yourself.

 

[Fredricka]

You have never heard of Newhaven? Its bigger than Seaford you illiterate fuck.

Stop lying you are embarasing yourself.

I dont know that area. Enough of your bad trolling now, I'm not sacked

 

[Cookie Monster]

I dont know that area. Enough of your bad trolling now, I'm not sacked

So you haven't heard of one of the main South Coast ports, have you heard of Plymouth?

 

[Fredricka]

So you haven't heard of one of the main South Coast ports, have you heard of Plymouth?

Of course I've heard of Plymouth, I've been there loads of times. I just don't pay attention to those gay East areas. West is best

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

 

[jack]

Post of the week!

 

[Cookie Monster]

 

[jack]

My father owned a claimer that went on to become an allowance horse. Boswell Junior

Never lost a race. 24-0

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Topless darts.

 

[Fredricka]

My father owned a claimer that went on to become an allowance horse. Boswell Junior

Never lost a race. 24-0

No posting pi jack