When the pussy just isn’t toght as it used to be.

[Oerdin]

It is so disappointing.

 

[Succubus]

Elaborate please.

 

[Breakfall]

Elaborate please.

He’s not touching the sides anymore. :Grin3:

 

[Breakfall]

It is so disappointing.

If she’s not too religious one can be inventive with some fisting, XL cock-sleeves or in-house wanking if you get my drift. Or simply get more oral which is simply the best! Good luck...

 

[Frood]

Collect a bunch of European wasps in a mason jar and drop the old fellow in for a few bites...

 

[realgrimm]

2 logical solutions your loose wife could do pussy exercise w things like Ben Wa Balls or just take her to the Dr and get a few more stitches put in

 

[The Cuntess]

Kegels work!

 

[Frood]

So does beaver botox...

 

[Seamajor]

So does beaver botox...

Experience is the best teacher. :rightON:

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Convince her to do anal

 

[Ice]

Rub some vinegar on her snatch and make that pussy pucker up.:LOL1:

 

[Seamajor]

Convince her to do anal

Be my guest. DD would love it . I’m sure you’d get a kick out of it too.

 

[Frood]

Convince her to do anal

Unless she's eaten a really spicy curry.

Nothing worse than going in then having your bell end swell up from the chillies...

 

[Seamajor]

Rub some vinegar on her snatch and make that pussy pucker up.:LOL1:

Apple cider with brown sugar? Works on pork

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Convince her to do anal

Be my guest. DD would love it . I’m sure you’d get a kick out of it too.

Gay sex consuming you limited thinking abilities again?

 

[Frood]

Rub some vinegar on her snatch and make that pussy pucker up.:LOL1:

Apple cider with brown sugar? Works on pork

You must be a popular guy with the local farmers in your area...

 

[Seamajor]

You banging DD would make an awesome porn video. Like a porn horror movie. Win win

 

[Seamajor]

Rub some vinegar on her snatch and make that pussy pucker up.:LOL1:

Apple cider with brown sugar? Works on pork

You must be a popular guy with the local farmers in your area...

Only the ones that sell fresh produce. Do you trade ass for freeze dried eggs?

 

[Frood]

Ok, ChanchoMajor....

 

[Seamajor]

Yep. :LOL2: Gods gift to Hermaphroditism

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Convince her to do anal

Be my guest. DD would love it . I’m sure you’d get a kick out of it too.

Wait.

I say convince her to do anal, and YOU come along and say "be my guest"? :Dazed:

 

[Oak]

It is so disappointing.

Have you ever asked her if you might be disappointing her?

 

[Frood]

Who cares what she wants...

 

[Lokmar]

Eat it. It'll swell up.

 

[Oak]

Who cares what she wants...

Well, when you have a micro penis there really isn't much you can do but disappoint.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Ouch..

being told online you have a small penis is about the worst thing in the world that can happen to a person.

It's like COVID..but for your cock.

Horrifying

 

[Frood]

Who cares what she wants...

Well, when you have a micro penis there really isn't much you can do but disappoint.

I still wouldn't care if that were the case.

 

[Oak]

Ouch..

being told online you have a small penis is about the worst thing in the world that can happen to a person.

It's like COVID..but for your cock.

Horrifying

I don't doubt you know just how big is knob is, cockgobbler.

 

[Oak]

Who cares what she wants...

Well, when you have a micro penis there really isn't much you can do but disappoint.

I still wouldn't care if that were the case.

I believe you.

 

[Frood]

Ouch..

being told online you have a small penis is about the worst thing in the world that can happen to a person.

It's like COVID..but for your cock.

Horrifying

I think I'm meant to respond with an "elbow deep arm gripping a clown shoe" analogy... but meh...