i'm a fucking ballerina

[ballerina]

but you can call me bee! i eat, i smoke, i drink, i fuck, i leap and i twirl. not much else to say.

did you know they make dark chocolate hummus?

 

[Holliday]

Are you Brainfail?
.x or BadTardFucktory?

 

[ballerina]

excuse me?

 

[ballerina]

i don't appreciate your vernacular

 

[Holliday]

excuse me?

.are I in the way
of your plié ?

 

[ballerina]

see, major, the thing ya gotta understand about ballet is that hard work gets rewarded if you're tight in the right places and loose in the right places

 

[Rukia Kuchiki]

you a black swan?

 

[ballerina]

i suppose i am in a way, yes, but i hadn't thought about it like that

 

[Seamajor]

but you can call me bee! i eat, i smoke, i drink, i fuck, i leap and i twirl. not much else to say.

did you know they make dark chocolate hummus?

Hello. Can we assume a lady? Would a male be called a Ballerino? Just thinking out loud.

 

[ballerina]

lol i'm a woman, hi

 

[Seamajor]

Would a male be called a Ballerina too? Seems contrary to Latin language

 

[Succubus]

Welcome to the forum

 

[Rukia Kuchiki]

lol i'm a woman, hi

tell us your hobbies and what you do for fun.

 

[Holliday]

lol i'm a woman, hi

On the internetz, sure.
The dialect is familiar.
are you from Montpelier?

 

[ballerina]

NYC

 

[Holliday]

NYC

NYC Ballet? I know quite a few folks there.

 

[ballerina]

omg you don't, i bet you're some kind of creep

 

[Holliday]

omg you don't, i bet you're some kind of creep

Avery Fisher Hall was like my second home for years. Not called that anymore as you know though

Later:
it's off doing research. Let's see what it comes up with.

 

[ballerina]

what are you, corroborating me?

 

[Rukia Kuchiki]

I am familiar with the Tanz Dance Akademie. The teacher would work the girls so hard they were passing out every other day. A lot of the dancers went missing and there was rumors that the head mistress was a wytch. The school unfortunately burnt down and their was only one survivor, Suzy.

Most ballet dancers know about this.

 

[The Countess]

^^dudefishing already^^

 

[Holliday]

what are you, corroborating me?

Corobberating you (yes - you have to spell the jokes out)
You think I have an accomplice in this mugging?

 

[Rukia Kuchiki]

^^dudefishing already^^

Do you have something constructive to say to this new member or are you going to just blow smoke rings out your ass?

Too many alts are signing up and acting funny. This woman says she is ballerina, if she is indeed ballerina she should be able to tell everyone about her ballerina stuff.

 

[The Countess]

^^dudefishing already^^

Do you have something constructive to say to this new member or are you going to just blow smoke rings out your ass?

Too many alts are signing up and acting funny. This woman says she is ballerina, if she is indeed ballerina she should be able to tell everyone about her ballerina stuff.

Just giving whoever it is the heads up on your dudefishing ass :ROFL3:

 

[Succubus]

Fishy fishy in the brook.....
Please get on my little hook.

 

[Rukia Kuchiki]

^^dudefishing already^^

Do you have something constructive to say to this new member or are you going to just blow smoke rings out your ass?

Too many alts are signing up and acting funny. This woman says she is ballerina, if she is indeed ballerina she should be able to tell everyone about her ballerina stuff.

Just giving whoever it is the heads up on your dudefishing ass :ROFL3:

Are you drinking the contents of your douche bottle?

Everyone can see you senior fisting benzo like a mexican nurse ratchet.
As Feral would say, sit the fuck down Flea.

 

[Master Pu]

^^dudefishing already^^

Do you have something constructive to say to this new member or are you going to just blow smoke rings out your ass?

Too many alts are signing up and acting funny. This woman says she is ballerina, if she is indeed ballerina she should be able to tell everyone about her ballerina stuff.

Just giving whoever it is the heads up on your dudefishing ass :ROFL3:

Are you drinking the contents of your douche bottle?

Everyone can see you senior fisting benzo like a mexican nurse ratchet.
As Feral would say, sit the fuck down Flea.

All these faggots keep up with the faggot porn, notice?
The avatar she stuck on me was senior porn.
Old Queen, like I've been saying..

 

[Rukia Kuchiki]

^^dudefishing already^^

Do you have something constructive to say to this new member or are you going to just blow smoke rings out your ass?

Too many alts are signing up and acting funny. This woman says she is ballerina, if she is indeed ballerina she should be able to tell everyone about her ballerina stuff.

Just giving whoever it is the heads up on your dudefishing ass :ROFL3:

Are you drinking the contents of your douche bottle?

Everyone can see you senior fisting benzo like a mexican nurse ratchet.
As Feral would say, sit the fuck down Flea.

All these faggots keep up with the faggot porn, notice?
The avatar she stuck on me was senior porn.
Old Queen, like I've been saying..

did flea fart, is that why you are humping threads and blathering like you are having a seizure and not lying in a fetal position under flea's skirt.

 

[Breakfall]

but you can call me bee! i eat, i smoke, i drink, i fuck, i leap and i twirl. not much else to say.

did you know they make dark chocolate hummus?

Hi and welcome to Bastard Factory. I once briefly dated a ballerina and all I ever thought about was her doing the banana splits on me. But alas she played way too hard to get and I wasn’t that patient at the time. Word of warning: stay clear of the leftards, and yes @Holliday is one of them...indeed very creepy fucker. Hoo roo!
:Cheers:

 

[X]

omg you don't, i bet you're some kind of creep

He's back-up for our local peiDO, apparently some fight back ... you'll feel his creepiness ooze across this forum :rightON:

be wary