Become an ALPHA male with UncleDiLF

[Mr. Whipple]

he may of had a lisp and was dumber than an amoeba ....but he was Alpha

:Wudermelun:

 

[SHAMPAIN]

ALPHA trolling :ROFL::LOL2:

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I’m just gonna @Blazor coz he’s awesome, there’s a few with potential but blazor is the best member, losers lol!

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Hope Alpha Dilf gets back soon before a funeral

 

[MasterBlaster]

I got your best member...

 

[Blazor]

I’m just gonna @Blazor coz he’s awesome, there’s a few with potential but blazor is the best member, losers lol!

"Do, or do not, there is no try."

:Cheers:

 

[SHAMPAIN]

 

[SHAMPAIN]

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I gave this frog a hat, my Rusty Baboon Tarantula is eating it now lol

 

[MasterBlaster]

I'm whelmed.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I'm whelmed.

Medium rare fahgetron

 

[SHAMPAIN]

@Stinkyfinger
Set yourself on fire and become ALPHA!

Do it cuh

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Where’s DiLFie? I was at least hoping to see out the Christmas period with DiLFie before I get used as a sanitary pad to ease ignorance McLulz hurt snatch....

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Once the British take back their country, we’ll keep it!

 

[SHAMPAIN]

ALPHA

 

[SHAMPAIN]

 

[MasterBlaster]

Never running outta weed is my success. That's how I feed my mind.

 

[knife wielder]

Never running outta weed is my success. That's how I feed my mind.

 

[bahumbas]

OK, here's a question. How do you get all the chicks? Care to answer that for me uncle DiLF.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

OK, here's a question. How do you get all the chicks? Care to answer that for me uncle DiLF.

DiLF is the 4 Time US arm wrestling Champion! He bleeds success!

 

[bahumbas]

OK, here's a question. How do you get all the chicks? Care to answer that for me uncle DiLF.

DiLF is the 4 Time US arm wrestling Champion! He bleeds success!

Your comment was so helpful. I can hear the F U already.

 

[realgrimm]

 

[SHAMPAIN]

A new version lmao I didn’t know they deleted the black guy because it was offensive to blacks! :facepalm: Alpha men use Wilkinson’s sword!

 

[X]

I have a sword you can use ....

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I have a sword you can use ....

Hilarious! You’re probably the most pathetic human being I’ve ever had the displeasure of conversing with... I do not wish to have anything to do with you, leave me out of your little ghey “insults” you’re not a man!

 

[MasterBlaster]

What??? No PLEASE ASS BOX ME! remarks???

 

[SHAMPAIN]

What??? No PLEASE ASS BOX ME! remarks???

Nah I reserve them for the dead mum mockeries....

 

[MasterBlaster]

I thought it was your go-to putdown.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I thought it was your go-to putdown.

I thought you paid attention fella?

 

[MasterBlaster]

Only when it pleases me.