Im going to just toss this out there

[Dove]

I have already said I couldn't give a fuck about your online relationships

Maybe if you go in the bathroom at 3am, turn off the light, repeat this 3 times while turning clockwise....the fuck fairy will appear and take these fucks you just cant seem to give away once and for all and we wont have to read another 20 times about how Blandy doesnt give any fucks about something he never stops discussing that he thinks he experienced because he read Poofers rantings about it.

But you are here discussing it, what part of dat are you finding difficult to understand?

Not with you.

 

[Blandscape]

Dovey, you hanged your head in shame for 6 months, you were busy training to be a nurse that you never once vacationed in, and you are here telling us all it was Kevin's fault.

 

[Blandscape]

Yeah, we are all the Wizer now....I sense another bus ticket being bought and another 3 months of listening to you proclaim how much ye luvs him.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Isn't it funny that there are more guys in the mean girls club than there are girls?

even if we count lily twice ?

 

[Blandscape]

And then the inevitable breakup.

 

[Lily]

Dovey, you hanged your head in shame for 6 months, you were busy training to be a nurse that you never once vacationed in, and you are here telling us all it was Kevin's fault.

Everything that has happened in her life is someone else's fault. She's a professional victim.

 

[Blandscape]

Isn't it funny that there are more guys in the mean girls club than there are girls?

even if we count lily twice ?

Well, it's not as if we could count you even once.

 

[Dove]

Dovey, you hanged your head in shame for 6 months, you were busy training to be a nurse that you never once vacationed in, and you are here telling us all it was Kevin's fault.

Are you asking me to autograph this?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

And then the inevitable breakup.

And then the inevitable breakup.

what time will the nurse be revoking your computer privileges this evening?

 

[wizer]

Yeah, we are all the Wizer now....I sense another bus ticket being bought and another 3 months of listening to you proclaim how much ye luvs him.

You're...jealous?!

Damn.

That is so weird.

 

[Blandscape]

Yeah, we are all the Wizer now....I sense another bus ticket being bought and another 3 months of listening to you proclaim how much ye luvs him.

You're...jealous?!

Damn.

That is so weird.

Of course I'm jealous, I wid luvs to go through life being as thick as you. I mean Wizer!

 

[wizer]

you were busy training to be a nurse that you never once vacationed in

How can someone vacation inside a nurse?

The posts have crossed over the line to the incomprehensible

 

[Blandscape]

Stupid cunt.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Yeah, we are all the Wizer now....I sense another bus ticket being bought and another 3 months of listening to you proclaim how much ye luvs him.

You're...jealous?!

Damn.

That is so weird.

Of course I'm jealous, I wid luvs to go through life being as thick as you. I mean Wizer!

:facepalm:

 

[Blandscape]

you were busy training to be a nurse that you never once vacationed in

How can someone vacation inside a nurse?

The posts have crossed over the line to the incomprehensible

Mmm I wonder, did you read it as vacation, or vacating in terms of vocation?

 

[Blandscape]

Yeah, we are all the Wizer now....I sense another bus ticket being bought and another 3 months of listening to you proclaim how much ye luvs him.

You're...jealous?!

Damn.

That is so weird.

Of course I'm jealous, I wid luvs to go through life being as thick as you. I mean Wizer!

:facepalm:

And the gems keep on flowing.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

you were busy training to be a nurse that you never once vacationed in

How can someone vacation inside a nurse?

The posts have crossed over the line to the incomprehensible

Welcome to blandscape.

this is why no sane person in their right mind takes any of the gibberish he posts seriously on any leve

cept, maybe, lily, but that's only because she's desperate

 

[Blandscape]

Do we have anything else...or is dis it?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Yeah, we are all the Wizer now....I sense another bus ticket being bought and another 3 months of listening to you proclaim how much ye luvs him.

You're...jealous?!

Damn.

That is so weird.

Of course I'm jealous, I wid luvs to go through life being as thick as you. I mean Wizer!

:facepalm:

And the gems keep on flowing.

So you wish you were as thick as wizer huh?


lmao


there's so much to unpack there

 

[Blandscape]

The weight of BF, and the wait entailed for a decent response?

 

[Blandscape]

Yeah, we are all the Wizer now....I sense another bus ticket being bought and another 3 months of listening to you proclaim how much ye luvs him.

You're...jealous?!

Damn.

That is so weird.

Of course I'm jealous, I wid luvs to go through life being as thick as you. I mean Wizer!

:facepalm:

And the gems keep on flowing.

there's so much to unpack there

You should start with your vowels.

 

[wizer]

Mmm I wonder, did you read it as vacation, or vacating in terms of vocation?

I'm going to guess that English isn't your first language, is that right? If so, you get a pass.

 

[Dove]

Yeah, we are all the Wizer now....I sense another bus ticket being bought and another 3 months of listening to you proclaim how much ye luvs him.

You're...jealous?!

Damn.

That is so weird.

Yeah he is real stuck on this fantasy that I was "professing undying love" for Poofer.

When anyone will tell you Poofer ranted and carried on and podcasted about him and I to the point where other men looking on noticed how little I responded and started mocking him for it.

@Aryan was there calling him out lol. Big saw it. Blazor. Shamp. I mean it's all out there.

It's like these guys go way back to like....BH days. So they have some sort of loyalty. And because Poofer made such an ass of himself, his flying monkeys have been devoted (for 3 years) to fix his optics by villianinzing me. And they dont shut up.

 

[wizer]

When anyone will tell you Poofer ranted and carried on and podcasted about him and I

But he doesn't do it anymore? Sounds like maybe he's moved on. Unless he's still going on about you somewhere else.

 

[Blandscape]

Yeah, we are all the Wizer now....I sense another bus ticket being bought and another 3 months of listening to you proclaim how much ye luvs him.

You're...jealous?!

Damn.

That is so weird.

Yeah he is real stuck on this fantasy that I was "professing undying love" for Poofer.

Jesus, I couldn't even get by the first sentence without throwing up a little in my mouth.

So you never proclaimed your love Dove? I never once read dat?

 

[Blandscape]

Just like I never read you were training to be a nurse?

 

[Blandscape]

You never said any of dat?

 

[Blandscape]

I did read that you believe Jesus is the anti-christ.

 

[wizer]

Suddenly this thread has turned into a @Blandscape confession that he has no reading comprehension.

 

[Dove]

Yeah, we are all the Wizer now....I sense another bus ticket being bought and another 3 months of listening to you proclaim how much ye luvs him.

You're...jealous?!

Damn.

That is so weird.

Yeah he is real stuck on this fantasy that I was "professing undying love" for Poofer.

Jesus, I couldn't even get by the first sentence without throwing up a little in my mouth.

So you never proclaimed your love Dove? I never once read dat?

No. Not once. You didnt read that from me.

So your insistence I was "professing undying love" for Poofer is either the drugs you've been taking or your marching orders from PsychoCentral.

Go on and find it. We will wait.