Im going to just toss this out there

[Biggie Smiles]

Well you are here,

oh, thank you for noticing. Mind if I throw a shinny spoon up in the air to completely distract you for gnawing at my ankles?

 

[Blandscape]

Well you are here,

oh, thank you for noticing. Mind if I throw a shinny spoon up in the air to completely distract you for gnawing at my ankles?

You have cankles, you never once owned ankles.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Well you are here,

oh, thank you for noticing. Mind if I throw a shinny spoon up in the air to completely distract you for gnawing at my ankles?

You have cankles, you never once owned ankles.

Really? And then what happens?

 

[Seamajor]

Well you are here,

oh, thank you for noticing. Mind if I throw a shinny spoon up in the air to completely distract you for gnawing at my ankles?

You have cankles, you never once owned ankles.

Really? And then what happens?

Ya locate a little boy

 

[Blandscape]

When will Joo stop being Joo?

 

[Blandscape]

while making a cunt of himself?

 

[Blandscape]

ah.. so when the book thinggies say far-right the guppies interpret that literally irrespective of any of the acts committed on the right or left. Good independent thought and logic there

carry on

Yeah. I mean....calling something "right wing" is very vague. Today literally everyone not in support of the establishment is SMEARED as "right wing".

Apart from da blacks that march for BLM. They are terrorists...obviously Dove.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

what a boring fuck. seriously

 

[Blandscape]

what a boring fuck. seriously

We know you are. Try to keep up!

 

[Blandscape]

I refuse to call Not At All Aryan Pedo anymore, it's beneath me.

Christ, it leaves a bad taste in the mouth. Someone who embarrasses you doesn't need drugs Aryan, they just need to be smarter.

Herein, that's nearly everyone.

Your buddy on SG said you're a heroin addict, dummy. In fact, you openly talked about it...

And you're Scottish ffs, so it's basically a given that you're on gear.

He was/is on morphine due to some medical issue he had.

It just seems like his pain management is lasting a bit longer than it should if you kwim.

Yes, that was my cancer meds. In truth though I never posted here while off my tits on opioids. I was far too off my tits on opioid's.

Seriously...fanks for remembering dat...see, your memory doesn't always play trick's on ye.

 

[The Cuntess]

Well you are here,

oh, thank you for noticing. Mind if I throw a shinny spoon up in the air to completely distract you for gnawing at my ankles?

You have cankles, you never once owned ankles.

Really? And then what happens?

Ya locate a little boy

see this, people? Need I say more?

 

[Dove]

That's what you do here, isn't it?

Contribute fuck all while demanding respect for the same fuck all you have refused to deliver for the last 20 years. Or in Foxy's timeline, since he was re-born.

When it comes to contributions, all you do is spam 50 or more one sentence long diatribes about how everyone isn't creating "material" up to your standards, while you have yet to provide any of the mythical "creative content" that we keep hearing about.

It was around third rail forum when you last wrote something that didn't make you sound like a strung out crackhead.

You appear to be trapped in a Brawl Hall time loop, unable to do anything but pretend to beat up others with your fictional massive intellect. You could not even write a non flame themed poem without having a mental breakdown.

You aint no Rick James, bitch.

I've been hearing(reading really) about this "quality content" for like 3 years now.

All this awesome and life changing "content". Threads about it. And multiple lists of everyone that cannot bring this level content (which always consists of a bunch of people who have hurt the posters feels in some way).

You know what I've never seen? This mythical content. I guess you could say it's because I'm an unworthy, forum filling peasent who would never be invited to witness such greatness. My very presence on a message board is like a magical ward against this high level content. And it's not just me, but also Big. Flea. Whoever has dared make fun of one of the blessed gatekeepers of quality content.

It's a very sad, sad tale. Flamers of old wont even pick up the sword to defeat and slay us content blockers. Only when we are vanquished can the forums, once again, enjoy quality content. Until then, the closest the "community" will get are the prophets who have come here to tell them of the glory days of flame and how the content blockers are destroying the community today by stopping the flamers of old from creating quality content.

Bland cries "wont someone...anyone....step in to banish these content eaters so the flamers can rule once again, and provide the quality content all 4 members of the community deserve?"

Who will it be, Foxy, that breaks the curse that has befallen the community? Who is brave enough to post quality content?

Blandscape should try something simple, like writing a poem about rocks, or anything else that isn't about his large "flame" ego. This was attempted at Flame Truth, only CW wrote a poem, KM posted the lyrics to a Fortnite song from YouTube (plagiarism), and blandscape posted some bizarre screed that did not even get a charity like, which set him off on a spamming spree and eventual mental health check banning.

He could also lighten the mood by telling everyone about his most recent purchase, as Freud frequently does.

Or do a short audio bit like Uncle Dilf and Blazor have done using Vocarro.

Anything really, besides spreading his ass cheeks and carpet bombing the forum with countless M&M sized turds.

Even a sloppy MS Paint drawing would be an improvement over his usual habit of posting while doing a pub crawl.

I have a rock
It is grey
Like my brain matter
I am the rock

~ Blandscrape.

He was too shy to post it himself :D

 

[Dove]

I refuse to call Not At All Aryan Pedo anymore, it's beneath me.

Christ, it leaves a bad taste in the mouth. Someone who embarrasses you doesn't need drugs Aryan, they just need to be smarter.

Herein, that's nearly everyone.

Your buddy on SG said you're a heroin addict, dummy. In fact, you openly talked about it...

And you're Scottish ffs, so it's basically a given that you're on gear.

He was/is on morphine due to some medical issue he had.

It just seems like his pain management is lasting a bit longer than it should if you kwim.

Yes, that was my cancer meds. In truth though I never posted here while off my tits on opioids. I was far too off my tits on opioid's.

Seriously...fanks for remembering dat...see, your memory doesn't always play trick's on ye.

I know the language lol

 

[Biggie Smiles]

That's what you do here, isn't it?

Contribute fuck all while demanding respect for the same fuck all you have refused to deliver for the last 20 years. Or in Foxy's timeline, since he was re-born.

When it comes to contributions, all you do is spam 50 or more one sentence long diatribes about how everyone isn't creating "material" up to your standards, while you have yet to provide any of the mythical "creative content" that we keep hearing about.

It was around third rail forum when you last wrote something that didn't make you sound like a strung out crackhead.

You appear to be trapped in a Brawl Hall time loop, unable to do anything but pretend to beat up others with your fictional massive intellect. You could not even write a non flame themed poem without having a mental breakdown.

You aint no Rick James, bitch.

I've been hearing(reading really) about this "quality content" for like 3 years now.

All this awesome and life changing "content". Threads about it. And multiple lists of everyone that cannot bring this level content (which always consists of a bunch of people who have hurt the posters feels in some way).

You know what I've never seen? This mythical content. I guess you could say it's because I'm an unworthy, forum filling peasent who would never be invited to witness such greatness. My very presence on a message board is like a magical ward against this high level content. And it's not just me, but also Big. Flea. Whoever has dared make fun of one of the blessed gatekeepers of quality content.

It's a very sad, sad tale. Flamers of old wont even pick up the sword to defeat and slay us content blockers. Only when we are vanquished can the forums, once again, enjoy quality content. Until then, the closest the "community" will get are the prophets who have come here to tell them of the glory days of flame and how the content blockers are destroying the community today by stopping the flamers of old from creating quality content.

Bland cries "wont someone...anyone....step in to banish these content eaters so the flamers can rule once again, and provide the quality content all 4 members of the community deserve?"

Who will it be, Foxy, that breaks the curse that has befallen the community? Who is brave enough to post quality content?

Blandscape should try something simple, like writing a poem about rocks, or anything else that isn't about his large "flame" ego. This was attempted at Flame Truth, only CW wrote a poem, KM posted the lyrics to a Fortnite song from YouTube (plagiarism), and blandscape posted some bizarre screed that did not even get a charity like, which set him off on a spamming spree and eventual mental health check banning.

He could also lighten the mood by telling everyone about his most recent purchase, as Freud frequently does.

Or do a short audio bit like Uncle Dilf and Blazor have done using Vocarro.

Anything really, besides spreading his ass cheeks and carpet bombing the forum with countless M&M sized turds.

Even a sloppy MS Paint drawing would be an improvement over his usual habit of posting while doing a pub crawl.

I have a rock
It is grey
Like my brain matter
I am the rock

~ Blandscrape.

He was too shy to post it himself :D

Is this like a blandscape poem writing contest about rocks ?

 

[Dove]

ah.. so when the book thinggies say far-right the guppies interpret that literally irrespective of any of the acts committed on the right or left. Good independent thought and logic there

carry on

Yeah. I mean....calling something "right wing" is very vague. Today literally everyone not in support of the establishment is SMEARED as "right wing".

Apart from da blacks that march for BLM. They are terrorists...obviously Dove.

Most of them are white college students. And yes they are obviously terrorists.


domestic terrorism
(5) the term “domestic terrorism” means activities that— (A) involve acts dangerous to human life that are a violation of the criminal laws of the United States or of any State; (B) appear to be intended— (i) to intimidate or coerce a civilian population; (ii) to influence the policy of a government by intimidation or coercion; or (iii) to affect the conduct of a government by mass destruction, assassination, or kidnapping; and (C) occur primarily within the territorial jurisdiction of the United States;

Pretty sure rioting, destruction of private and public property and violence against innocent citizens over a political agenda is domestic terrorism.

Too bad black lives dont actually matter enough not to murder them and destroy thier homes and businesses. Eh?

They are the modern brownshirts.

 

[Blurt]

LMAO, descension among the libtard ranks?

You mean dissension?

"Descension" is something you should hope will happen to your testicles some day.

Oh look, the mentally ill trannie is correcting spelling and grammar errors again.

If only it put this much effort into behaving like a healthy heterosexual male.

Let me, um, spell it out for you, Dudley Drop-Out...

"Dissendion" is a spelling mistake.

"Dissension between the libtard ranks" is a grammatical mistake.

Using a word that means something completely different than--or "from," for you pansy Brits--what you think it does is not a mistake, it's a testament to your abject ignorance and risible lack of education.

Your cat has more smarts than you do. And that's a fact.

 

[Blandscape]

ah.. so when the book thinggies say far-right the guppies interpret that literally irrespective of any of the acts committed on the right or left. Good independent thought and logic there

carry on

Yeah. I mean....calling something "right wing" is very vague. Today literally everyone not in support of the establishment is SMEARED as "right wing".

Apart from da blacks that march for BLM. They are terrorists...obviously Dove.

Most of them are white college students. And yes they are obviously terrorists.


domestic terrorism
(5) the term “domestic terrorism” means activities that— (A) involve acts dangerous to human life that are a violation of the criminal laws of the United States or of any State; (B) appear to be intended— (i) to intimidate or coerce a civilian population; (ii) to influence the policy of a government by intimidation or coercion; or (iii) to affect the conduct of a government by mass destruction, assassination, or kidnapping; and (C) occur primarily within the territorial jurisdiction of the United States;

Pretty sure rioting, destruction of private and public property and violence against innocent citizens over a political agenda is domestic terrorism.

Too bad black lives dont actually matter enough not to murder them and destroy thier homes and businesses. Eh?

While white storming Congress on the 6th was an act of patriotism, and in no way can be construed as rebellion, or an actual attempted coup.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Hickory dickory dock
Admin was sucking on a cock

- masterpiece

 

[Blandscape]

I liked the bit where most of them were actually white.

 

[The Cuntess]

Im a nigga
He’s a nigga
She’s a nigga
We done niggas
Wouldn’t you like to be a nigga too


ghetto poetry courtesy of NWA

 

[Blandscape]

Hickory dickory dock
Admin was sucking on a cock

- masterpiece

Hickory dickory who gives a fuck?

You have nothing worth saying.

 

[Blandscape]

Im a nigga
He’s a nigga
She’s a nigga
We done niggas
Wouldn’t you like to be a nigga too


ghetto poetry courtesy of NWA

That was truly woeful....but at least you are trying.

 

[The Cuntess]

Im a nigga
He’s a nigga
She’s a nigga
We done niggas
Wouldn’t you like to be a nigga too


ghetto poetry courtesy of NWA

That was truly woeful....but at least you are trying.

 

[Blandscape]

See Joo, even Flea has a bash at what she can never confirm.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Seamajor likes to rape kids
It’s something he always did
He loves him some itty bitty titty
And the thought of a child in his bed makes him a giddy

 

[Blandscape]

Im a nigga
He’s a nigga
She’s a nigga
We done niggas
Wouldn’t you like to be a nigga too


ghetto poetry courtesy of NWA

That was truly woeful....but at least you are trying.

Even when others are trying their best to make you worthwhile...you still manage to fuck up even dat.

 

[Blandscape]

Seamajor likes to rape kids
It’s something he always did
He loves him some itty bitty titty
And the thought of a child in his bed makes him a giddy

Is that a poem, or a confession?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Seamajor likes to rape kids
It’s something he always did
He loves him some itty bitty titty
And the thought of a child in his bed makes him a giddy

Is that a poem, or a confession?

It’s your moms autobiography

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Wheres fat worthless lily when blandscape needs someone to praise his shit posting

 

[Blandscape]

And your own obituary.