Trump Mafia ordered to testify in court

Dont worry, you STILL aint got him.
Nice of you to spill some of your tears on my thread.
Tears? More like LOLz! PWN3D!
I heard than when you fist yourself to orgasm, you call out Stubby's name.
You didnt hear shit other than us calling you a faggit, faggit.
Do you have a turd in your pocket?
What, you need one?
 
Dont worry, you STILL aint got him.
Nice of you to spill some of your tears on my thread.
Tears? More like LOLz! PWN3D!
I heard than when you fist yourself to orgasm, you call out Stubby's name.
You didnt hear shit other than us calling you a faggit, faggit.
Do you have a turd in your pocket?
What, you need one?
No, I just thought you might be getting hungry again.
 
is the one son who looks like he combs his hair with a Porkchop

I hope it's this one...lol. Look at that picture for goodness sakes...King Douchebag

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The best part (so far) is how Trump's lawyer accidentally showed the world that he is *terrified* at the prospect of Trump testifying.

"My client can't take the Fifth Amendment. It'll be all over the papers...He'll want to testify, and I can't have him do that."

Sport Books in London are figuring Trump would perjure himself in less than 5 minutes.