I want the old Blandscape back

[Master]

Bland, Cam;

I think it’s time you go back to being the future of this community.

There’s those who think you and I are on bad terms, which obviously isn’t true. But as highly as I think of you, I know you can do better.

It’s time, Bland. Become the hero this community needs but doesn’t deserve.

 

[Kirk]

he needs to do better

he is like that Ultimate warrior wrestling gimmick where all he does is flex and shakes the ring ropes, but can't wrestle worth shit and ends up dropping people on their heads

 

[Master]

he needs to do better

he is like that Ultimate warrior wrestling gimmick where all he does is flex and shakes the ring ropes, but can't wrestle worth shit and ends up dropping people on their heads

Yes but…

After time ppl appreciated Warrior.

 

[Kirk]

blandscape is like Jack the snake before he got clean and sober.

blandscape is a hot mess barely able to get to the ring without a golf cart and a designated driver

 

[reaper]

I think Bland is lost to us.

The battered mars bars and cans of special brew have caught up with him.And he's now in such a state he can only spew gibberish 99% of the time.He's gotten so bad that even I have had to put him on ignore.

 

[Master]

 

[Shen Li]

Corny

 

[Flynn]

Corny

What are you even doing here? There aren't any loose animals here you can fry up. Go back to that shitty forum you call a home and stop trying to tout your shitty board here fuckface.

 

[The Cuntess]

People are always better at this while under the influence. Well, most people.

 

[Blandscape]

Bland, Cam;

I think it’s time you go back to being the future of this community.

There’s those who think you and I are on bad terms, which obviously isn’t true. But as highly as I think of you, I know you can do better.

It’s time, Bland. Become the hero this community needs but doesn’t deserve.

I am here to take on who I find interesting, and you keep trying to ban them!

Do what you claim you can, or don't, in the meantime I will stand on the bylines and wonder why this is all like the off-side rule, never understood but fucking pivotal to the games we play.

As fur being on bad terms, I am on gid terms wiff everyone, including you.

Never inhabited a site I did not want to remind, that contempt breed's hate and confrontation entertains.

 

[Blandscape]

People are always better at this while under the influence. Well, most people.

Oh c'mon lassie even you must admit I am handsome, you won't be the first.

 

[Master]

Bland, Cam;

I think it’s time you go back to being the future of this community.

There’s those who think you and I are on bad terms, which obviously isn’t true. But as highly as I think of you, I know you can do better.

It’s time, Bland. Become the hero this community needs but doesn’t deserve.

I am here to take on who I find interesting, and you keep trying to ban them!

Do what you claim you can, or don't, in the meantime I will stand on the bylines and wonder why this is all like the off-side rule, never understood but fucking pivotal to the games we play.

As fur being on bad terms, I am on gid terms wiff everyone, including you.

Never inhabited a site I did not want to remind, that contempt breed's hate and confrontation entertains.

Bland, I can’t ban anybody, nor would I ban anybody unless they pulled off some stupid shit.

And in all honesty, Dovid, moron extraordinaire, is this close to being banned and I’ve stopped that shit from happening. This forum needs a punching bag and Dovid is a champion at being one.

Don’t buy into weak trolls to rattle chains. Your smarter then that.

 

[Kirk]

Bland, Cam;

I think it’s time you go back to being the future of this community.

There’s those who think you and I are on bad terms, which obviously isn’t true. But as highly as I think of you, I know you can do better.

It’s time, Bland. Become the hero this community needs but doesn’t deserve.

I am here to take on who I find interesting, and you keep trying to ban them!

Do what you claim you can, or don't, in the meantime I will stand on the bylines and wonder why this is all like the off-side rule, never understood but fucking pivotal to the games we play.

As fur being on bad terms, I am on gid terms wiff everyone, including you.

Never inhabited a site I did not want to remind, that contempt breed's hate and confrontation entertains.

Bland, I can’t ban anybody, nor would I ban anybody unless they pulled off some stupid shit.

And in all honesty, Dovid, moron extraordinaire, is this close to being banned and I’ve stopped that shit from happening. This forum needs a punching bag and Dovid is a champion at being one.

Don’t buy into weak trolls to rattle chains. Your smarter then that.

bland is now even more blander

 

[Blandscape]

Bland, Cam;

I think it’s time you go back to being the future of this community.

There’s those who think you and I are on bad terms, which obviously isn’t true. But as highly as I think of you, I know you can do better.

It’s time, Bland. Become the hero this community needs but doesn’t deserve.

I am here to take on who I find interesting, and you keep trying to ban them!

Do what you claim you can, or don't, in the meantime I will stand on the bylines and wonder why this is all like the off-side rule, never understood but fucking pivotal to the games we play.

As fur being on bad terms, I am on gid terms wiff everyone, including you.

Never inhabited a site I did not want to remind, that contempt breed's hate and confrontation entertains.

Bland, I can’t ban anybody, nor would I ban anybody unless they pulled off some stupid shit.

I know, but you rather embarrassingly paint yourself into a corner while exclaiming you can.

 

[Blandscape]

Bland, Cam;

I think it’s time you go back to being the future of this community.

There’s those who think you and I are on bad terms, which obviously isn’t true. But as highly as I think of you, I know you can do better.

It’s time, Bland. Become the hero this community needs but doesn’t deserve.

I am here to take on who I find interesting, and you keep trying to ban them!

Do what you claim you can, or don't, in the meantime I will stand on the bylines and wonder why this is all like the off-side rule, never understood but fucking pivotal to the games we play.

As fur being on bad terms, I am on gid terms wiff everyone, including you.

Never inhabited a site I did not want to remind, that contempt breed's hate and confrontation entertains.

Bland, I can’t ban anybody, nor would I ban anybody unless they pulled off some stupid shit.

And in all honesty, Dovid, moron extraordinaire, is this close to being banned and I’ve stopped that shit from happening. This forum needs a punching bag and Dovid is a champion at being one.

Don’t buy into weak trolls to rattle chains. Your smarter then that.

bland is now even more blander

And yo are reduced to what? Tailgating the even blander version of bland? How many times do you need to make the same point while proving mine?

 

[Blandscape]

As if I had not made it clear already, I enjoy all of your work, indeed I see it as 62:38 or 1:1.618, the divine proportions that give voice to your attempts to solve nothing but the anesthetic aesthetic of a beautiful post.

As fur KM, he proved his worth eons ago, but I am here to establish why we are all here spouting the same old shite, while claiming ownership over it.

Disagreeing with everyone at one point in that equation is the only point worth making. Some of my best dressed friends here are those that I have stripped naked and raped.And they in turn have returned the flavour of a favour spurned.

 

[Blandscape]

My ex wife was South Korean KM, I woke up one day and found my whole life wiped out by a Korean temper tantrum. Ex girlfriends cut out of photos, all of my photographic memories (real and e-focused), destroyed overnight.

You seem to still have that photo, do you have it at a higher res?