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I hope you're not decapitated! Unlike Dove, she's gruesome like that.
I didn't say you wanted him decapitated.
Errr....

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!

What an idiot. That reads nothing like Lily wants "him" decapitated.

He's correcting my trolling. He's the troll monitor. Can't monitor the manatee that his wife is, but he has all the time in the world to monitor me.
On a different note. Who would want to fuck this????

4U1jNR.md.jpg


Speaking of trackmarks and foreheads!!!! Looks like Miss Swan from MadTV. Look at that dump she lives in. What a true piece of garbage. Fat arms, man hands and all those collapsed veins. Look at her high ass forhead, makes her look like she has an egg for a head.

What a slob. She was going to her daughter's graduation dressed like that??? That black top is wrinkled as fuck and it clashes with those cheap Walmart pants. Even Dove's shoes are from Payless. What a ghetto whore. To Dove, that's dressed up. I wonder if the slob has running water? I've never seen a "house" with what looks to be crappy hard wood and linoleum flooring. Good lord.

Before anyone complains, my picture was posted so was Lily's on here, so I don't want to fucking hear it...Dovey. Yeah. This is Dovey at past 40.


She’s skinnier than me. Sorry but you cannot say she’s ugly cuz she’s not.
I can totally say she's ugly because she is.

I'm objectively NOT though. I'm better looking than you and Oak.

So this angle of you posting my picture (who hasnt seen my pictures? I've been posting them for years) and talking about track marks that dont exist is kinda sad, dude.

Not many people are gonna agree with you on this, I'm afraid. In fact I'm pretty sure people wonder how I slummed so hard with Poofer.

Clearly hypergamy wasnt a factor on my end. Js.

Again. Dove just said she doesn't "read my threads." You just can't stop fuckibg lying can you? Even to the point of contradicting your dumb self. I knew you couldn't resist.

The day you're "better looking than me" is the day they bury you six feet under and that'll be because a soul, even as ugly as yours is the most beautiful and precious thing in this world. Tell me, how you can be obviously balding and be "prettier" than myself and Oak? Have you seen Oak's beautiful full head of hair? My hair is well cared for while you look like Popeye the Sailor man on smack. You have terrible skin, fat arms and the hands of a lifelong carpenter...i'm sure it's from your many years of stroking dicks for cash.

Trackmarks, collapsed veins, heroin scabs...doesn't matter "dude," you're a fucking junkie living like a fucking junkie. And you think you're attractive? Stop lying to yourself you delusional fuckeit, I've broken mop handles that are more "attractive" than you.

That's the difference between me and you queen of smack, I don't need anyone "agreeing" with me because at the end of the day just knowing that my life is better than yours makes me sleep like a baby wrapped in a loving mother's arms. You need the validation and mob because alone by yourself you're a lying cowardly whiner that can't do shit on her own. You are the perfect example of a codependent nutcase that should be institutionalized. all
Dovid is rough around the edges.

She was a mercy fuck. Nothing more.

Dude...

I'll just leave at that...duuuuuude.
Well, this whole assumption that morons on these forums would think she’s some hot middle aged chick need to be clarified.

She’s really average. She has a fupa.
She’s the type of shit a guy gets stuck with instead of trying to chase after if that makes any kind of sense.

If you go to the club, say, with four of your friends, she’s the one friend who looks better then that one who looks to have a mustache and doesn’t shave her armpits.

Two outta three ain’t bad, I guess….

Just look at that picture of her and how she lives. She's not even trying to better herself. If she was she'd have my utmost respect but she's a lazy fuck living off handouts and birthing children she can't take care of without welfare. Welfare that I pay into.
I don’t believe any of that welfare shit, and even if, so what?

If Dovid was the only person raping the system then that’s one thing, but a lot of ppl are post pandemic so it’s sort of a mute point.

How many of the streamers on Twitch are still getting financial supplements instead of filling out applications? A lot. And all of them are e-begging when working in fast food right now is a 20 dollar an hour gig.

There was this one guy who lost his job on account of the pandemic who suddenly became a streamer and would tweet out “time to go to work” like a fool playing some of the worst CoD known to man.

When he started e-begging and setting up patreons his own fans turned his ass in and now he’s in jail for the next three years. It was classic because here he was taking stipends but raking in all this unclaimed cash.

It evens out.
We're not talking about everyone else. I'm talking about Dove. When I talk about someone I state all the facts that pertain to them. Now if you're that hardcore about the wasting of tax dollars, you should run for Mayor...that is if you can stop playing vidro games for one gamma second.
That’s not gonna happen. Video games are getting better and after I purchased an occulus and traversed the meta verse I can’t say shit like message boards have a life span longer then five years at most.

Soulstice game looks good for sept.
 

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I hope you're not decapitated! Unlike Dove, she's gruesome like that.
I didn't say you wanted him decapitated.
Errr....

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!

What an idiot. That reads nothing like Lily wants "him" decapitated.

He's correcting my trolling. He's the troll monitor. Can't monitor the manatee that his wife is, but he has all the time in the world to monitor me.
On a different note. Who would want to fuck this????

4U1jNR.md.jpg


Speaking of trackmarks and foreheads!!!! Looks like Miss Swan from MadTV. Look at that dump she lives in. What a true piece of garbage. Fat arms, man hands and all those collapsed veins. Look at her high ass forhead, makes her look like she has an egg for a head.

What a slob. She was going to her daughter's graduation dressed like that??? That black top is wrinkled as fuck and it clashes with those cheap Walmart pants. Even Dove's shoes are from Payless. What a ghetto whore. To Dove, that's dressed up. I wonder if the slob has running water? I've never seen a "house" with what looks to be crappy hard wood and linoleum flooring. Good lord.

Before anyone complains, my picture was posted so was Lily's on here, so I don't want to fucking hear it...Dovey. Yeah. This is Dovey at past 40.


She’s skinnier than me. Sorry but you cannot say she’s ugly cuz she’s not.
I can totally say she's ugly because she is.

I'm objectively NOT though. I'm better looking than you and Oak.

So this angle of you posting my picture (who hasnt seen my pictures? I've been posting them for years) and talking about track marks that dont exist is kinda sad, dude.

Not many people are gonna agree with you on this, I'm afraid. In fact I'm pretty sure people wonder how I slummed so hard with Poofer.

Clearly hypergamy wasnt a factor on my end. Js.

Again. Dove just said she doesn't "read my threads." You just can't stop fuckibg lying can you? Even to the point of contradicting your dumb self. I knew you couldn't resist.

The day you're "better looking than me" is the day they bury you six feet under and that'll be because a soul, even as ugly as yours is the most beautiful and precious thing in this world. Tell me, how you can be obviously balding and be "prettier" than myself and Oak? Have you seen Oak's beautiful full head of hair? My hair is well cared for while you look like Popeye the Sailor man on smack. You have terrible skin, fat arms and the hands of a lifelong carpenter...i'm sure it's from your many years of stroking dicks for cash.

Trackmarks, collapsed veins, heroin scabs...doesn't matter "dude," you're a fucking junkie living like a fucking junkie. And you think you're attractive? Stop lying to yourself you delusional fuckeit, I've broken mop handles that are more "attractive" than you.

That's the difference between me and you queen of smack, I don't need anyone "agreeing" with me because at the end of the day just knowing that my life is better than yours makes me sleep like a baby wrapped in a loving mother's arms. You need the validation and mob because alone by yourself you're a lying cowardly whiner that can't do shit on her own. You are the perfect example of a codependent nutcase that should be institutionalized. all
Dovid is rough around the edges.

She was a mercy fuck. Nothing more.

Dude...

I'll just leave at that...duuuuuude.
Well, this whole assumption that morons on these forums would think she’s some hot middle aged chick need to be clarified.

She’s really average. She has a fupa.
She’s the type of shit a guy gets stuck with instead of trying to chase after if that makes any kind of sense.

If you go to the club, say, with four of your friends, she’s the one friend who looks better then that one who looks to have a mustache and doesn’t shave her armpits.

Two outta three ain’t bad, I guess….

You're still asshurt the check girl at Target thought you were my dad, aren't you?

You should have took it as a compliment. I mean....I have better genetics.

Of you were asked for a recent full body picture with the date and everything....would it take a months worth of altering? Or a day? A week?

Lulz.
Bitch plz.

Your a fucking dwarf. If this invisible target check out person said I was your daddy, she probably saw the obvious difference between a well kept gentleman like myself, and the miniatured white trash crack head looking thing you are and the first thing that popped into her head was “obvious sugar daddy”.

1. It's because you are a decade older than me and look it.

2. Yep I'm short. Nothing wrong with that

3. Sugar daddy? Yeah sure Kev. Up until I'm the one who pulled out the wallet.

Kevin.....you shouldnt be ripping on crack heads considering your newer "alliance" is an active drug addict. I'm just saying. I get it.....the junkie thing is like Christmas for the untalented and unimaginative here.....but I've been clean for almost 10 years and Chump...well....he isnt clean at all.

Those darts are not hitting me, fat Einstein.
Pfft. I gave you nothing but half my attention and dick. Damn right you should have been paying me for services rendered and you got your moneys worth or what I considered you were worth.

Those opinions haven’t changed, either. Your still here wasting bandwidth trying to grab my attention when you have your own death note of a forum to admin that’s been put in the sleeper hold on account of everyone you thought would run to post at a forum where two complete spastic nutjobs have IP access are manning the helm, hasnt. And probably never will.

Now, if you want to reimagine The Summer of Poofer, your going to have to help me with the smaller details since I’ve forgotten most of it while your still breathing that life like it’s yesterday.

Axl Rose once sang and it still rings true;

Yesterday, has nothing on me.

(Swoosh)
 

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As my daughter says after being raised by yours truly: "I'll eat what the fuck I want."

Lily claps in pleasure, that's my girl, fat as hell.
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post editing? you sad motherfucker
He's a sad fuck ..
Thats why it so fun to blow motorboats in his smooooooove thieghs

Too greasy by far.
ha ha Like greasy fries :LOL3:


what a sight !

And he's bald. Apparently, he's fat as is his wife. That makes him a fat greasy thighed bald headed hypocrite.
 
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I hope you're not decapitated! Unlike Dove, she's gruesome like that.
I didn't say you wanted him decapitated.
Errr....

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!

What an idiot. That reads nothing like Lily wants "him" decapitated.

He's correcting my trolling. He's the troll monitor. Can't monitor the manatee that his wife is, but he has all the time in the world to monitor me.
On a different note. Who would want to fuck this????

4U1jNR.md.jpg


Speaking of trackmarks and foreheads!!!! Looks like Miss Swan from MadTV. Look at that dump she lives in. What a true piece of garbage. Fat arms, man hands and all those collapsed veins. Look at her high ass forhead, makes her look like she has an egg for a head.

What a slob. She was going to her daughter's graduation dressed like that??? That black top is wrinkled as fuck and it clashes with those cheap Walmart pants. Even Dove's shoes are from Payless. What a ghetto whore. To Dove, that's dressed up. I wonder if the slob has running water? I've never seen a "house" with what looks to be crappy hard wood and linoleum flooring. Good lord.

Before anyone complains, my picture was posted so was Lily's on here, so I don't want to fucking hear it...Dovey. Yeah. This is Dovey at past 40.


She’s skinnier than me. Sorry but you cannot say she’s ugly cuz she’s not.
I can totally say she's ugly because she is.

I'm objectively NOT though. I'm better looking than you and Oak.

So this angle of you posting my picture (who hasnt seen my pictures? I've been posting them for years) and talking about track marks that dont exist is kinda sad, dude.

Not many people are gonna agree with you on this, I'm afraid. In fact I'm pretty sure people wonder how I slummed so hard with Poofer.

Clearly hypergamy wasnt a factor on my end. Js.

Again. Dove just said she doesn't "read my threads." You just can't stop fuckibg lying can you? Even to the point of contradicting your dumb self. I knew you couldn't resist.

The day you're "better looking than me" is the day they bury you six feet under and that'll be because a soul, even as ugly as yours is the most beautiful and precious thing in this world. Tell me, how you can be obviously balding and be "prettier" than myself and Oak? Have you seen Oak's beautiful full head of hair? My hair is well cared for while you look like Popeye the Sailor man on smack. You have terrible skin, fat arms and the hands of a lifelong carpenter...i'm sure it's from your many years of stroking dicks for cash.

Trackmarks, collapsed veins, heroin scabs...doesn't matter "dude," you're a fucking junkie living like a fucking junkie. And you think you're attractive? Stop lying to yourself you delusional fuckeit, I've broken mop handles that are more "attractive" than you.

That's the difference between me and you queen of smack, I don't need anyone "agreeing" with me because at the end of the day just knowing that my life is better than yours makes me sleep like a baby wrapped in a loving mother's arms. You need the validation and mob because alone by yourself you're a lying cowardly whiner that can't do shit on her own. You are the perfect example of a codependent nutcase that should be institutionalized. all
Dovid is rough around the edges.

She was a mercy fuck. Nothing more.

Dude...

I'll just leave at that...duuuuuude.
Well, this whole assumption that morons on these forums would think she’s some hot middle aged chick need to be clarified.

She’s really average. She has a fupa.
She’s the type of shit a guy gets stuck with instead of trying to chase after if that makes any kind of sense.

If you go to the club, say, with four of your friends, she’s the one friend who looks better then that one who looks to have a mustache and doesn’t shave her armpits.

Two outta three ain’t bad, I guess….

Just look at that picture of her and how she lives. She's not even trying to better herself. If she was she'd have my utmost respect but she's a lazy fuck living off handouts and birthing children she can't take care of without welfare. Welfare that I pay into.
I don’t believe any of that welfare shit, and even if, so what?

If Dovid was the only person raping the system then that’s one thing, but a lot of ppl are post pandemic so it’s sort of a mute point.

How many of the streamers on Twitch are still getting financial supplements instead of filling out applications? A lot. And all of them are e-begging when working in fast food right now is a 20 dollar an hour gig.

There was this one guy who lost his job on account of the pandemic who suddenly became a streamer and would tweet out “time to go to work” like a fool playing some of the worst CoD known to man.

When he started e-begging and setting up patreons his own fans turned his ass in and now he’s in jail for the next three years. It was classic because here he was taking stipends but raking in all this unclaimed cash.

It evens out.
We're not talking about everyone else. I'm talking about Dove. When I talk about someone I state all the facts that pertain to them. Now if you're that hardcore about the wasting of tax dollars, you should run for Mayor...that is if you can stop playing vidro games for one gamma second.
That’s not gonna happen. Video games are getting better and after I purchased an occulus and traversed the meta verse I can’t say shit like message boards have a life span longer then five years at most.

Soulstice game looks good for sept.
GOG was giving away Stasis and I picked it up thing “meh, shovel ware “

Great fucking game. And I think it’s still free on GOG.
 

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All I know is it is my Birthday today, as of 30 minutes ago, and I could care less who wants to decapitate me.

Has there ever existed a fucking poster who could?
Happy Birthday Blandy…hope you have a decent day of celebration. What’s the damage?


56 mate, and I don't have enough candles.

time to get your psa checked, old man
Blood pressure or prostate? I’ve been putting off my prostate examination…but my missus says that it’s fine! :GiggleBitch:

they say you should get your first Prostate-specific antigen result at 40 to 50 then you can chart it every few years to see if that number goes up or stays level.
Yeah…but my previous doctor had fat fingers. I wasn’t overly keen!

you can request the blood test and say you have a sensitive anus and decline the finger exam.

How did we get on the topic of prostate exams? It only hurts the first time...free erection on the second exam.
Would I need to bring a bouquet of flowers?
 

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All I know is it is my Birthday today, as of 30 minutes ago, and I could care less who wants to decapitate me.

Has there ever existed a fucking poster who could?
Happy Birthday Blandy…hope you have a decent day of celebration. What’s the damage?


56 mate, and I don't have enough candles.

time to get your psa checked, old man
Blood pressure or prostate? I’ve been putting off my prostate examination…but my missus says that it’s fine! :GiggleBitch:

they say you should get your first Prostate-specific antigen result at 40 to 50 then you can chart it every few years to see if that number goes up or stays level.
Yeah…but my previous doctor had fat fingers. I wasn’t overly keen!

you can request the blood test and say you have a sensitive anus and decline the finger exam.

How did we get on the topic of prostate exams? It only hurts the first time...free erection on the second exam.
Would I need to bring a bouquet of flowers?

Latex gloves for the doc might be more practical.
 

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I hope you're not decapitated! Unlike Dove, she's gruesome like that.
I didn't say you wanted him decapitated.
Errr....

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!

What an idiot. That reads nothing like Lily wants "him" decapitated.

He's correcting my trolling. He's the troll monitor. Can't monitor the manatee that his wife is, but he has all the time in the world to monitor me.
On a different note. Who would want to fuck this????

4U1jNR.md.jpg


Speaking of trackmarks and foreheads!!!! Looks like Miss Swan from MadTV. Look at that dump she lives in. What a true piece of garbage. Fat arms, man hands and all those collapsed veins. Look at her high ass forhead, makes her look like she has an egg for a head.

What a slob. She was going to her daughter's graduation dressed like that??? That black top is wrinkled as fuck and it clashes with those cheap Walmart pants. Even Dove's shoes are from Payless. What a ghetto whore. To Dove, that's dressed up. I wonder if the slob has running water? I've never seen a "house" with what looks to be crappy hard wood and linoleum flooring. Good lord.

Before anyone complains, my picture was posted so was Lily's on here, so I don't want to fucking hear it...Dovey. Yeah. This is Dovey at past 40.


She’s skinnier than me. Sorry but you cannot say she’s ugly cuz she’s not.
I can totally say she's ugly because she is.

I'm objectively NOT though. I'm better looking than you and Oak.

So this angle of you posting my picture (who hasnt seen my pictures? I've been posting them for years) and talking about track marks that dont exist is kinda sad, dude.

Not many people are gonna agree with you on this, I'm afraid. In fact I'm pretty sure people wonder how I slummed so hard with Poofer.

Clearly hypergamy wasnt a factor on my end. Js.

Again. Dove just said she doesn't "read my threads." You just can't stop fuckibg lying can you? Even to the point of contradicting your dumb self. I knew you couldn't resist.

The day you're "better looking than me" is the day they bury you six feet under and that'll be because a soul, even as ugly as yours is the most beautiful and precious thing in this world. Tell me, how you can be obviously balding and be "prettier" than myself and Oak? Have you seen Oak's beautiful full head of hair? My hair is well cared for while you look like Popeye the Sailor man on smack. You have terrible skin, fat arms and the hands of a lifelong carpenter...i'm sure it's from your many years of stroking dicks for cash.

Trackmarks, collapsed veins, heroin scabs...doesn't matter "dude," you're a fucking junkie living like a fucking junkie. And you think you're attractive? Stop lying to yourself you delusional fuckeit, I've broken mop handles that are more "attractive" than you.

That's the difference between me and you queen of smack, I don't need anyone "agreeing" with me because at the end of the day just knowing that my life is better than yours makes me sleep like a baby wrapped in a loving mother's arms. You need the validation and mob because alone by yourself you're a lying cowardly whiner that can't do shit on her own. You are the perfect example of a codependent nutcase that should be institutionalized.


She was a mercy fuck. Nothing more.


And you are even less.

The effort says it all. Bahahaha

More asskissing. Right on fucking cue.

I dont ass kiss, Oak. I'm not you. I dont need to LIE to have something to say.

I find Blandscapes opinions and stances to be vile, narrow minded trash and he cant stand mine either.

However we are stable and chill people who are fully capable of exchanging insults on a forum without some huge ass unhinged toxic drama where people are acting like you and Plynn and Moidtini here. Demanding bannings and shit. It's so weak.

Like when I call you fat and ugly, it's an honest observation. You really need to get off your ass more, Oak. At your age the consequences of that extra weight is going to really impact your quality of life. I'm not just saying this because I find your personality repulsive. I'm not saying it because I'm desperate to insult you (like you idiots who are trying to insult my appearence... always trying to find some shallow thing you hope I'm insecure about but always failing). Like I actually mean it.

And if we were on good terms I would just say it more nicely.

And to be fair....if you were a decent person, that would probably make you NOT so unattractive. Looks can really only do so much.

Like how I was willing to look past Poofers bizzare, flabby body shape because he was funny and fun to talk to. So at first I didnt mind so much that he resembles a deformed pear with toothpicks jammed into it. Or even that he uses a mouth guard like a top denture a doesnt even brush it. ..actually no....I wasn't willing to look past that. That was gross.

I think it's kinda cute how you guys get eachother all worked up trying to do a successful dogpile without even noticing I'm not even on the bottom. I'm standing over it tossing the occasional bone.

The important thing is, are you guys less fat now?
Oh how sweet, Dove is "BIG MAD!!!!"

Hey Dove, how mad are you? Small Business Oligarchy mad or "empiracally" mad? No Dove you are by far the biggest ass snorter on here. You'll weasel your oversized nostrils into whatever orifices you can while pming them how everyone is against you because You're just sooo very innocent and the whole wide world is just full of Dovey haters because you're the perennial victim in all this drama you single handedly created.

There's a difference between having you "banned" and just wanting you to get hit by a stray piece of space flotsam. Again, you lie and try to purposely stack the deck against you, that way you can cry to the heavens when it comes crashing down on you like casacading tiles of dominoes that you yourself helped setup. You were behind Biggie PigKnuckle deleting my account because the mauling I was giving you was making you have a mental breakdown and Biggie Smegma wanted you to live. You still fail to regard that as "panel abuse," which shows your lackluster moral compass. Instead you flit around here jacked on smack posting all kinds of banal tripe we've all read before. Your shit show isn't fooling anyone anymore, I told you that you fucking giant butt hugging skank.

Speaking of looks, you only decided to start "reading my posts" when your looks came into question, like some unearthly hog looking for that mountain sized truffle. You of all people have no business talking about other people's looks. You look like an egghead alien from a Saturday Night Live skit gone wrong. From the neck down you look like a 58-year-old construction worker thats been through 12 L&I claims and three divorces that's been pounding away 1/5 of whiskey everynight for the last 15 years. You thinking that you're more attractive than Lily is a laugh like a barrell of monkeys, which incidently are more attractive than you as well. You throw on your cheap Walgreens makeup like you're blind and it looks like you had Helen Keller picking out your ridiculous looking outfits for you. Maybe next time you should have Stevie Wonder style your hair?

As far as Martini goes, you didn't mind his odd pear shaped looking gelatinous body and his 13 chins because you're a fucking slut and as long as he had a heartbeat and was over the age of 17 he was acceptable. Don't try to make yourself all holier than thou in regard to your two week long sexual escapade with quadruple stacked chin Martini. But you managed to piler $45 and a Nintendo Switch from him didn't you? So your over boiled plan worked out where you got something for nothing.

What I think is "cute" is you being out here waving your cum laden pom poms around making believe that none of this affects you. Anyone confident in who they were body wise and mentally would have laughed this off and attributed the posts to haters but not you Dove. You're like a fly to shit, because you know deep down that you are indeed the epitome of ugly and the only thing you can really do is throw up a hail mary of meaningless words to hide the hurt that resides deep in you.

The important thing is....are you less ugly?

NOPE!

You're still a skeezy skank.
 

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All I know is it is my Birthday today, as of 30 minutes ago, and I could care less who wants to decapitate me.

Has there ever existed a fucking poster who could?
Happy Birthday Blandy…hope you have a decent day of celebration. What’s the damage?


56 mate, and I don't have enough candles.

time to get your psa checked, old man
Blood pressure or prostate? I’ve been putting off my prostate examination…but my missus says that it’s fine! :GiggleBitch:

they say you should get your first Prostate-specific antigen result at 40 to 50 then you can chart it every few years to see if that number goes up or stays level.
Yeah…but my previous doctor had fat fingers. I wasn’t overly keen!

you can request the blood test and say you have a sensitive anus and decline the finger exam.

How did we get on the topic of prostate exams? It only hurts the first time...free erection on the second exam.
Would I need to bring a bouquet of flowers?

Latex gloves for the doc might be more practical.
Women are so practically minded! :GiggleBitch:

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All I know is it is my Birthday today, as of 30 minutes ago, and I could care less who wants to decapitate me.

Has there ever existed a fucking poster who could?
Happy Birthday Blandy…hope you have a decent day of celebration. What’s the damage?


56 mate, and I don't have enough candles.

time to get your psa checked, old man
Blood pressure or prostate? I’ve been putting off my prostate examination…but my missus says that it’s fine! :GiggleBitch:

they say you should get your first Prostate-specific antigen result at 40 to 50 then you can chart it every few years to see if that number goes up or stays level.
Yeah…but my previous doctor had fat fingers. I wasn’t overly keen!

you can request the blood test and say you have a sensitive anus and decline the finger exam.

How did we get on the topic of prostate exams? It only hurts the first time...free erection on the second exam.
Would I need to bring a bouquet of flowers?

Latex gloves for the doc might be more practical.
Women are so practically minded! :GiggleBitch:
Women are so practically minded! :GiggleBitch:

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The Leaker could not even fit her pinky into that glove....
 
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V ladies are like caramel, sweet to a tooth that is easily chipped

But we're talking about the cat fights in this very subforum and the word "ladies" belongs in the conversation like the word "delicious" belongs in a description of week-old roadkill scooped off the asphalt and kept in a bucket full of piss for three more days.

I'm not saying never has anyone unironically uttered that combination of words in that context, but whoever may have done it is probably a fucking lunatic.

when do you plan on posting some fractals at the coffee grounds?
The fractal has to be the secret weapon.

Sort of like when macho man beat Tito Santana, he reached into his tights and pulled out brass knuckles and wham, hit him with it at the last second.

Fractal = My Trophy Forums brass knuckles
 

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All I know is it is my Birthday today, as of 30 minutes ago, and I could care less who wants to decapitate me.

Has there ever existed a fucking poster who could?
Happy Birthday Blandy…hope you have a decent day of celebration. What’s the damage?


56 mate, and I don't have enough candles.

time to get your psa checked, old man
Blood pressure or prostate? I’ve been putting off my prostate examination…but my missus says that it’s fine! :GiggleBitch:

they say you should get your first Prostate-specific antigen result at 40 to 50 then you can chart it every few years to see if that number goes up or stays level.
Yeah…but my previous doctor had fat fingers. I wasn’t overly keen!

you can request the blood test and say you have a sensitive anus and decline the finger exam.

How did we get on the topic of prostate exams? It only hurts the first time...free erection on the second exam.
Would I need to bring a bouquet of flowers?

Latex gloves for the doc might be more practical.
Women are so practically minded! :GiggleBitch:

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That'll do! lol
 

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All I know is it is my Birthday today, as of 30 minutes ago, and I could care less who wants to decapitate me.

Has there ever existed a fucking poster who could?
Happy Birthday Blandy…hope you have a decent day of celebration. What’s the damage?


56 mate, and I don't have enough candles.

time to get your psa checked, old man
Blood pressure or prostate? I’ve been putting off my prostate examination…but my missus says that it’s fine! :GiggleBitch:

they say you should get your first Prostate-specific antigen result at 40 to 50 then you can chart it every few years to see if that number goes up or stays level.
Yeah…but my previous doctor had fat fingers. I wasn’t overly keen!

you can request the blood test and say you have a sensitive anus and decline the finger exam.

How did we get on the topic of prostate exams? It only hurts the first time...free erection on the second exam.
Would I need to bring a bouquet of flowers?

Latex gloves for the doc might be more practical.
Women are so practically minded! :GiggleBitch:
Women are so practically minded! :GiggleBitch:

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The Leaker could not even fit her pinky into that glove....

It's not for me, keep up, stupid. It's for the doc.

You can't quit me.