Say it is not so!!!

[The Prowler]

I am done waiting for you to hurt me. It's never going to happen. You will never hear from me again. I'm tired of your socially awkward, pedantic and queer personality.

Ciao, moron.

Fat Lily is quitting already?!?!!?

I thought that stupid, leaking, fat-ass cow could take more than a few days of my flaming.

Shit, I was taking it easy on her. Trying to bring the pain on slowly. Like boiling a frog.

Oh well.

Maybe I will still.

Fuck with.

Her.

A little while longer....

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Making a thread about it instead of just keep doing it constantly is so fucking retarded...



SSS
- Ass Box, Igz

 

[Lily]

Making a thread about it instead of just keep doing it constantly is so fucking retarded...



SSS
- Ass Box, Igz

It's a lose-lose. He'll look like the retard he is if he follows me around while I ignore his dumb ass. He posted this thread and he looks like a retard.

He's boxed himself in with his retarded personality.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Oh, and it is so. Maybe.

Regardless, you think you're some kinda champ in Shout Boxes or threads in a given time? Let's fuckin' do it to see if you or Mega Man has more endurance...



SSS
- Why wouldn't you?

 

[Lily]

Oh, and it is so. Maybe.

Regardless, you think you're some kinda champ in Shout Boxes or threads in a given time? Let's fuckin' do it to see if you or Mega Man has more endurance...



SSS
- Why wouldn't you?

I don't think I'm anything at all. I'm just a poster on a forum, with no delusions of grandeur. I leave that to the mentally ill.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Thanks...



SSS
- Prowler, you ready yet?

 

[The Prowler]

Making a thread about it instead of just keep doing it constantly is so fucking retarded...

SSS lives by The Rulebook of Flaming.

I wrote that book.

In 1986.

Times change, you fuckin' dinosaur.

 

[Lily]

Thanks...



SSS
- Prowler, you ready yet?

Oh him. No, I'm done with him. He bored me to death. He was unable to respond to my story. No second chances.

 

[The Prowler]

It's a lose-lose.

That is right, Fat Lily.

You are gonna lose.

Lose.

Lose.

Lose.

Lose.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Oh, and it is so. Maybe.

Regardless, you think you're some kinda champ in Shout Boxes or threads in a given time? Let's fuckin' do it to see if you or Mega Man has more endurance...



SSS
- Why wouldn't you?

I don't think I'm anything at all. I'm just a poster on a forum, with no delusions of grandeur. I leave that to the mentally ill.

I was addressing The Prowler you fucking idiot!



SSS
- The Prowler scores!

 

[The Prowler]

When two alcoholics meet, the conversation can go in any number of directions....

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

It's a lose-lose.

That is right, Fat Lily.

You are gonna lose.

Lose.

Lose.

Lose.

Lose.

So will you on that imagined title of quick-talk, you scared harmless gimp...



SSS
- SB or in this thread?

 

[The Prowler]

Is somebody tugging on my cape?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

No, my foot is on it. You've said you can throw down really hard really fast and you're the champ of that, whatever the fuck that is, that you've advertised so many times...



SSS
- A sticky thread makes more sense but how are you feeling? You OK?

 

[The Prowler]

Anything sticky involing SSS needs to be put in an incinerator.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Shit, my generous challenge may have been a terrible idea of mine at the moment...



SSS
- Time, people, places.

 

[The Prowler]

It was.

Trust me.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Not possible, I'm a trained salesman. Drunk, angry, impulsive, glutton, etc. You would be the one entertaining the crowd. Trust me...



SSS
- Wha'cha got dogboi?

 

[The Prowler]

Not possible, I'm a trained salesman. Drunk, angry, impulsive, glutton, etc.

Hmmmm, self-flaming.

I can try that.....

I am.....not a good swimmer.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

You can't even dog-paddle? Would your faithful dog grab you by your grimy shirt to pull you to shore? Save you in a tight one in dangerous waters? You're too fucking heavy and your dog knows that, and well...


SSS
- Spilling bleach on his face must've been an accident, like all those goddamn mulattoes.

 

[The Prowler]

I can do the normal freestyle stroke, the breast stroke, the back stroke....but 1/2 of my energy goes towards staying afloat.

It really is one of the few things that I am not good at.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Thanks so fucking much for your answer, you floating fat fuck. Now go drown...



SSS
- Not that you could in a bathtub, obviously.

 

[Breakfall]

I can do the normal freestyle stroke, the breast stroke, the back stroke....but 1/2 of my energy goes towards staying afloat.

It really is one of the few things that I am not good at.

Breast stroke expends the least energy.

 

[The Prowler]

Thanks so fucking much for your answer

You are quite welcome.

That was my first time trying to self-flame.

I admit, you are much better at it than me. You are way more experienced.

 

[The Prowler]

I can do the normal freestyle stroke, the breast stroke, the back stroke....but 1/2 of my energy goes towards staying afloat.

It really is one of the few things that I am not good at.

Breast stroke expends the least energy.

I think that is what I would do if I were ever in trouble.

 

[Breakfall]

I can do the normal freestyle stroke, the breast stroke, the back stroke....but 1/2 of my energy goes towards staying afloat.

It really is one of the few things that I am not good at.

Breast stroke expends the least energy.

I think that is what I would do if I were ever in trouble.

Especially way out to sea. I’ve had to swim a few times during cyclones when my surfboard leash has snapped. Steady and easy is the way.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I flame the most important person worth typing to. That leaves you stashed on the sidelines, praying for one of your friends to get injured, fucking ASAP dammit...



SSS
- God answered.

 

[Omnipotent]

I flame the most important person worth typing to. That leaves you stashed on the sidelines, praying for one of your friends to get injured, fucking ASAP dammit...



SSS
- God answered.

He will beat you. I KNOW you are good but he is better.

 

[DDT]

I think that is what I would do if I were ever in trouble.

I have swam all my life just for leisure. I find I have a low natural buoyancy, which means I too must exert much energy to keep myself up. Fat people can literally swim in the water better because of their flotation properties!

I find that freestyle gets me quick to where I need to be, but only if it's a short distance. For longer distances I would typically rely on a backstroke.

 

[Omnipotent]

I can do the normal freestyle stroke, the breast stroke, the back stroke....but 1/2 of my energy goes towards staying afloat.

It really is one of the few things that I am not good at.

Breast stroke expends the least energy.

I think that is what I would do if I were ever in trouble.

Especially way out to sea. I’ve had to swim a few times during cyclones when my surfboard leash has snapped. Steady and easy is the way.

I can't sink.... you could use me as a floating device.

I got my life saving certificate at 12.