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[Breakfall]

You smoke weed & death sticks, sink cheap alcohol and anti-depressants! That's all you let onto but that area, your clothes admittedly all bought 2nd hand lead me to think you take fent, up and down like a yo-yo! You love seeing my big fuckin dick but you'd NEVER SHOW YOURS hahaha Anyway that comment of yours is so hateful it's clear you're seething which is nice! Never hit a woman in my liife but you wouldn't know either way! Show us your teeth and whats in you fridge! Go

Fuck off dickhead! X pretty much sized you up. In real life you’d get a thick ear!

 

[X]

Fuck off dickhead! X pretty much sized you up. In real life you’d get a thick ear!

Hey breakster
We've moved on, its the dawn of a fresh start for us... I've known him for far to long

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I just registered
...BYE

On the register, like a sex offender!

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Fuck off dickhead! X pretty much sized you up. In real life you’d get a thick ear!

In real life you nor him would say boo to me and that is a fact...

 

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They must not know about this thread

 

[X]

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herd you werked here ..
taking care O mum

 

[X]

ffs @SHAMPAIN
we used to be bros
remeber when we were we lads you and felll off your tricycle and you were got trapped underneath ?? it was I who lifted the bike freeing you yet you go on like a prick

 

[SHAMPAIN]

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herd you werked here ..
taking care O mum

That's fuckin awful man... Pure garbage

 

[Murdock]

Can you believe that enough people have done this that there is a word for it?
NAS~TAY sheit Vaseline and blowdryers. People are fucked in the head.

 

[Breakfall]

Fucking hell!

 

[Murdock]

Can someone please ask Big what he wants me to do with his Baby Jesus butt plug? I’m about to toss it. Not trying to create a new switch sitch.

Thanks in advance.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Can someone please ask Big what he wants me to do with his Baby Jesus butt plug? I’m about to toss it. Not trying to create a new switch sitch.

Thanks in advance.

I think you may have me confused with Alphonso on this one dear.

We all know how those sailors can be about things that dive deep now don't we?

 

[Admin.]

Can someone please ask Big what he wants me to do with his Baby Jesus butt plug? I’m about to toss it. Not trying to create a new switch sitch.

Thanks in advance.

Maybe that's what he's missing, he seems very distraught tense and nervous like he can't relax.

 

[Dove]

Is it the brotherly love that makes Murd think about Bigs asshole in the middle of the day for no reason?

A man that was never gonna be hers. A man who had a girlfriend that Murd decided to become "frenemies" with for the purpose of getting closer to him through me?

Just randomly says shit like this and randomly brings up Biggie all the time.

If I randomly just tossed out tidbits about Biggie (true or not) this often I was start getting shit for unrequited (or is it? Hmm) romantic feelings whilst married. Or called a jealous psycho.

 

[X]

a man with a baby jesus butt plug

 

[Biggie Smiles]

One does have to wonder the narrative on this one though.

Considering how much she divulged about a certain new love interest really enjoying her "glass dong" and her penchant for dressing up in bondage and actually supplying photos of that?

One just has to wonder how much first hand and current knowledge she actually has on the topic of "pegging"

as we all know how those sailor boys can be about their prostate health... don't we?

I do hope we can delve deeper tho ... there's just so much to .... unpack on this one

 

[Murdock]

Maybe that's what he's missing, he seems very distraught tense and nervous like he can't relax.

He had a recent epiphany…. on ignore is like eating a$$. You can talk all you want, but I cunt hear you cause you’re busy eating MY a$$.

 

[Dove]

When Biggie sent me packing I actually had his shirt. I definately kept it because I'm a fucking masochist.

Walid threw a huge fit over it and he got rid of it while I was in MI attending a friends funeral.

Big never did butt stuff with me. I guess he didnt love me as much as he loved Murdy. He also never shit tested me by sharing memories to feel me out.

He just told me straight out he was definately interested. Nothing cryptic at all.

Clearly I'm on the lowest end the "harem" totem.

 

[Dove]

One does have to wonder the narrative on this one though.

Considering how much she divulged about a certain new love interest really enjoying her "glass dong" and her penchant for dressing up in bondage and actually supplying photos of that?

One just has to wonder how much first hand and current knowledge she actually has on the topic of "pegging"

as we all know how those sailor boys can be about their prostate health... don't we?

I do hope we can delve deeper tho ... there's just so much to .... unpack on this one

Shes kinda focused a lot on ass eating lately.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

busy eating MY a$$.

So close to lunch time Murdy? Seriously?

Such a revolting thought

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Shes kinda focused a lot on ass eating lately.

One does have to wonder what kinds of sexual depravity are considered foreplay in that household and were something one might purchase at pottery barn might come into the fray

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Clearly I'm on the lowest end the "harem" totem.

"hog harem"

let us quote with accuracy, dear.

 

[Dove]

"hog harem"

let us quote with accuracy, dear.

I was some sort of dancer most of my life.

Was I fat? Did I not have a dancers limber....and flexible...body?

I was pretty fit back then too. I mean....I still am but I got more meat on me lol.

Not hog level though.

What harem now? Lol.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I was some sort of dancer most of my life.

Was I fat? Did I not have a dancers limber....and flexible...body?

I was pretty fit back then too. I mean....I still am but I got more meat on me lol.

Not hog level though.

What harem now? Lol.

I think if we multiplied your bodyweight by 6 it still wouldn't put you on an equal footing with that cow

 

[Admin.]

Ad hominem attacks are very hot amongst the gay dwarfs community right now.

 

[Dove]

Ad hominem attacks are very hot amongst the gay dwarfs community right now.

Is that why you pretty much only post those?

So why do you really dislike me, Admin? Tell the truth.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Is that why you pretty much only post those?

So why do you really dislike me, Admin? Tell the truth.

You really read what that drooling gimp has to say?

lmao - that guy could be posting the winning lottery numbers and I'd never be the better for it

I do enjoy riling him the fuck up tho and can guess how often he goes completely spastic metal jacket every time I bat the hornets nest.

never gets old

 

[Dove]

You really read what that drooling gimp has to say?

lmao - that guy could be posting the winning lottery numbers and I'd never be the better for it

I do enjoy riling him the fuck up tho and can guess how often he goes completely spastic metal jacket every time I bat the hornets nest.

never gets old

I think he is jealous of me.

Maybe he is part of this "hog harem"?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Maybe he is part of this "hog harem"?

Sure does seem like it.

although in his case we might have to rename it to the E.T entourage

 

[Dove]

Sure does seem like it.

although in his case we might have to rename it to the E.T entourage

He is real into midgets and emus.