Mother Knows
.:je veux du taco Belle:.
- Reaction score
- 16
- Location
- Le La Les
Admittedly, I haven't been here long at all, however, after Dove posted her "You know what I love doing?" thread, I got a crash course in what some of the more active members on this forum are like. First and foremost, the Dove turned into a distressed Hen once her self-help course, "How to get stupid men to like you even if you're boring and disfigured", was exposed as idiotic codswallop for the emotionally desperate. She became especially agitated after I wondered aloud whether she was religious or not. At that, the distressed Hen transformed into an annoyed Goose, angrily hissing and honking at me.
... and on cue, in came the forum bigwigs to defend their precious bird.
Now, all of this is quite typical. There is no shortage of male forum doofuses who will eagerly white-knight themselves for a female member if she honks and hisses loud enough.
One of these doofuses, however, stood out. He was more enthusiastic, more eager to make a fool of himself for the plaintive, stammering Goose, hence my question and the title of this post.
I look forward to an enlightening discussion.
... and on cue, in came the forum bigwigs to defend their precious bird.
Now, all of this is quite typical. There is no shortage of male forum doofuses who will eagerly white-knight themselves for a female member if she honks and hisses loud enough.
One of these doofuses, however, stood out. He was more enthusiastic, more eager to make a fool of himself for the plaintive, stammering Goose, hence my question and the title of this post.
I look forward to an enlightening discussion.
