Recent content by Scott

It's not gorey but disturbing enough to make up for it.

If I was on Joe Biden's security detail and saw someone approaching through the crowd with a trenchcoat, I would take a knee to tie my shoe lace while praying for the sound of a gunshot.

arcade

#1 by far. Even from the front you can tell she has an awesome ass walkin' away.. Look.

wizard

fascinating

baton

Like Betty Davis spilled perfume on a month old corpse to hide it. She had a huge record collection and the local jigs broke in to sift through it before we arrived. I.e., Frank Sinatra, Glenn Miller, Elvis, etc.

I don't think they get a hard on when they die, then again I don't look. The worst was this old Italian lady, a hold out in a nigger neighborhood. For one week she sat in a chair dead and her two cats ate her cheeks off and gave her a smile that would haunt you.

It was so awkward and I kept looking up at the ceiling as if to apologize lmao.

Not funny, embarrassing. Trust me, the comments that get made.. Lol. If you could look down, I advise, look away lol. There was this one guy who died naked on his toilet plunger with a thing of Vasoline nearby, so.. Just sayin'