Prowler's Schedule !!!

For those unfamiliar with the band Five Finger Death Punch and their song "Under and Over It"; here's the video with original lyrics:

The Prowler said:

I know....I am late with this.....my apologies.

Sunday - 4pm jam session at my house; preparing for upcoming gig a week and a half away
Monday - beach house day
Tuesday - beach house day
Wednesday - walk dogs at The Shelter in the afternoon; umpire a baseball game at 7pm
Thursday - potluck lunch with Camping Group; probably music practice later in the day/evening
Friday - no plans yet
Saturday - 10am first baseball game of the playoffs

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The Prowler said:

Update for Friday:

Friday - a friend is coming over at sometime around 11:30am to pick up a product that I sell; there is a car show downtown called "Cruising on King" that my wife and I are going to check out

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The Prowler said:

Thursday Update:

Thursday - we have a plumber coming over in the afternoon; we might play some disc golf if time and weather permits the plumber just left at 3:50pm so there is not really time to play disc golf; plans are up in the air; may update later

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The Prowler said:

A few small edits....

Friday - went to an Irish pub/restaurant for dinner near downtown and then went to a car show called "Cruising on King" with my wife
Saturday - played baseball at 10am; it was over 30 degrees by 10am. Drank 40oz of water during the game. Went 3 for 3 plus a walk, including a stand-up double; we tied, so we end-ed up in 2nd place for the regular season, which is pretty good and a great improvement over how we started the season (the new, weak players are playing more relaxed and benefiting from the "culture" of our team)

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And so here's my version of the song. Music by Five Finger Death Punch. Lyrics by MNG/Prowler.



Did you hear about my trip to GRCA park?
Did you hear the one about me walking my dog?
Did you hear about my wife and what we will eat?
Or how my friend came over and we played music?
Did you hear when I said I got home from playing gold?
I meant to say golf but I'm so fucking old!

You can be me and I will be you,
But can you post about your car??!!???
My insanity is posting my schedule,
I'm worthless as a shart!!!
I'm a bloviated retrospect!

Did you hear I umpired baseball at seven pm?
Walked sheltered dogs then beers & wings with friends?
Did you hear I have a plumber coming over to work?
Then I'll play disc golf like some kind of jerk?
Did you hear there's a car show called "Cruising on King"?
Makes no difference now I play baseball at ten am!

You can use your amp, I will use mine,
But I don't mind the Egnator,
Unless it's a duet when I can multi-effect,
I'm a worthless threadstarter!

I... I... I'm a bloviated retrospect!
I... I... I'm a parasitic insect!

You can be my friend my friend will be you,
Picking up a product I sell,
Did I mention "Cruising on King"?
My hip just broke as I fell!

Dot-to-Dot connect the dots!
Craft store "musician" with my back in knots!


Prowler does Diamond Dotz!

Bravissimo, encore encore! I laughed, I cried, never have I felt like I was sharing someone’s life like this since I watched Being John Malkovich!

Prowler probably won't reply and pretend it's trolling to not reply.

But he's around.

He'll be at the park sucking cock all day or until he gets arrested. Again. Lulz.

Admin. said:

Bravissimo, encore encore! I laughed, I cried, never have I felt like I was sharing someone’s life like this since I watched Being John Malkovich!

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That is THE gayest thing I've read all month

I see admin is finally getting some sleep after his long day, night and another day of staying up to welcome biggie