My Wife Took a Few Pictures

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My wife walked our dog alone today because I was out getting an oil change and they were calling for rain around when I would get home.


She took these pictures in the forest in our neighbourhood.


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Of course you do, what better place to dispose of the trucker stop hookers you mirder
I tried storing the bodies in huge blue drums in my apartment but there's only so much room, and the smell was getting to me. I've got a million of those pine tree shaped air fresheners hanging all over the place and still, the stench lingers. Maybe I should've chosen the potpourri scent instead of pine. Hmmm....note to self: Change scents.
 
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I tried storing the bodies in huge blue drums in my apartment but there's only so much room, and the smell was getting to me. I've got a million of those pine tree shaped air fresheners hanging all over the place and still, the stench lingers. Maybe I should've chosen the potpourri scent instead of pine. Hmmm....note to self: Change scents.
New car is the way to go
 
My wife walked our dog alone today because I was out getting an oil change and they were calling for rain around when I would get home.


She took these pictures in the forest in our neighbourhood.


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Please tell me you know the difference between a woodland walk with paths created by humans walking their dogs and a forest?

Tell us you at least understand that?
 
Please tell me you know the difference between a woodland walk with paths created by humans walking their dogs and a forest?

Tell us you at least understand that?
Like there's a single copse of trees anywhere in Scotland where traitorous Campbells and cowardly Pictish lowlanders haven't sucked Sassanach cock.
 
Why never any pics of your wife? You seem so proud of all your other pics regarding your fondness for cars, baseballs etc but not a picture of your wife. Hmm awfully strange you are afraid to post her picture. Or should I say his..?
 
Why never any pics of your wife? You seem so proud of all your other pics regarding your fondness for cars, baseballs etc but not a picture of your wife. Hmm awfully strange you are afraid to post her picture. Or should I say his..?
He's a lot more savvy than you give him credit for. He's a cock, but that doesn't make him stupid. I would never post an image of a loved one online either.
 
Why never any pics of your wife? You seem so proud of all your other pics regarding your fondness for cars, baseballs etc but not a picture of your wife. Hmm awfully strange you are afraid to post her picture. Or should I say his..?
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