The roll out the red carpet thread for Biggytards triumphant return

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We're gonna break out the bats and shooters
When Piggly comes home
We're gonna rev up the roto-rooters
When Piggly comes home to eat
We're gonna block off the street
creep on the leach and fake it
Throw down the ham till the girls say when
Lay down the law and break it
When Piggly comes home
 

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We're gonna break out the bats and shooters
When Piggly comes home
We're gonna rev up the roto-rooters
When Piggly comes home to eat
We're gonna block off the street
creep on the leach and fake it
Throw down the ham till the girls say when
Lay down the law and break it
When Piggly comes home
My cheesy riff on Steely Dan made Ragey a little verklempt. I think he still carries a torch for Piggly.
 
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Oh, I see we're doin the werdz subing of pop songs.

Here's one to a popular Beatles tune: (Hey Minge)

. Hey Minge
You were afraid
You found a saaafe spaaace
To be a bed weh eh taaah
The minute
you let
Bigly under your skin
then
You begih inned to be a
Pedo Pedo Pedo
an
suk cocks suk cocks suk cocks
an say WAAAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAH WAAAAAAAH WAAAH WAAAAAAH WA WA WAAAAAAAAH HEYayy Minge
Hey Mingeh mingeh mingeh ming eh mingehhhhhhWAAAAAAAHHH
etc
 
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Miss Billie Holiday and some of the heavy weights of the jazz era each getting a solo, the first tenor sax solo is by Lester 'The Prez" Young, Billie's longtime lover, see how she glows watching his solo.
 
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Those tiny jeans kill me :LOL3: It’s like he took them from a G.I Joe doll hahahahahahah
They blocked my IP over there, so I just TOR in instead. Poor Flea, owned by a troll and even had to lie about what the troll was to get the proper attention. guess they didnt like me reading their little whine session.

Poor things.
 
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