The roll out the red carpet thread for Biggytards triumphant return

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Fun fact, that sign is only 7 feet tall, do the math.

4'10".

 

[realgrimm]

4'10".

So about 5 coconuts tall?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

So about 5 coconuts tall?

Give or take a pina colada.

 

[Seamajor]

Message from larry, he asks if you have personal experience with this

I don’t wear 5 & 10 wrist watches, sleeveless shirts, or phony chains. Guess how he got his nic Stubby

 

[Admin.]

We're gonna break out the bats and shooters
When Piggly comes home
We're gonna rev up the roto-rooters
When Piggly comes home to eat
We're gonna block off the street
creep on the leach and fake it
Throw down the ham till the girls say when
Lay down the law and break it
When Piggly comes home

 

[Admin.]

We're gonna break out the bats and shooters
When Piggly comes home
We're gonna rev up the roto-rooters
When Piggly comes home to eat
We're gonna block off the street
creep on the leach and fake it
Throw down the ham till the girls say when
Lay down the law and break it
When Piggly comes home

My cheesy riff on Steely Dan made Ragey a little verklempt. I think he still carries a torch for Piggly.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

My cheesy riff on Steely Dan made Ragey a little verklempt. I think he still carries a torch for Piggly.

Biggie's cool. He never troalled me so bad with a simple schoolyard insult that I had a massive meltie like you. That one is on the same level as Flynn troalling jack with a dot. That was funny as fuck too.

 

[Holliday 3000]

Internmishun: How bout y'all get a nice coke and bucket-o-popcorn at the concession stand...and don't forget to give a smile for your server.

 

[Holliday 3000]

 

[Holliday 3000]

 

[Holliday 3000]

The show is about to resume. Enjoy them refreshments.
. Here comes the cock sucking.

.... What a show !

 

[Holliday 3000]

Oh, I see we're doin the werdz subing of pop songs.

Here's one to a popular Beatles tune: (Hey Minge)

. Hey Minge
You were afraid
You found a saaafe spaaace
To be a bed weh eh taaah
The minute
you let
Bigly under your skin
then
You begih inned to be a
Pedo Pedo Pedo
an
suk cocks suk cocks suk cocks
an say WAAAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAH WAAAAAAAH WAAAH WAAAAAAH WA WA WAAAAAAAAH HEYayy Minge
Hey Mingeh mingeh mingeh ming eh mingehhhhhhWAAAAAAAHHH
etc

 

[Reggie_Essent]

The show is about to resume. Enjoy them refreshments.
. Here comes the cock sucking.

.... What a show !

I made you think about drive-ins, right?

 

[Holliday 3000]

LoLz

 

[Admin.]

 

[Admin.]

Miss Billie Holiday and some of the heavy weights of the jazz era each getting a solo, the first tenor sax solo is by Lester 'The Prez" Young, Billie's longtime lover, see how she glows watching his solo.

 

[X]

Those tiny jeans kill me It’s like he took them from a G.I Joe doll hahahahahahah

 

[jack]

Those tiny jeans kill me It’s like he took them from a G.I Joe doll hahahahahahah

They blocked my IP over there, so I just TOR in instead. Poor Flea, owned by a troll and even had to lie about what the troll was to get the proper attention. guess they didnt like me reading their little whine session.

Poor things.

 

[Adam]

Shortly Sanchez won't ever come back here, his misguided e-pride prevents it.