Name the super power of the poaster above you!!! NOW!
- Thread starter X
- Start date
- Reaction score
- 1,558
- Location
- Canada
Rides a '69 Triumph in a blizzard to get junk food to some teenager who cannot figure out how to make a frozen pizza when his parents are snowed-in at work and also thinks "keep the change" is a good tip.
Fredricka
Chaos Control ☠️
- Reaction score
- -4,526
- Location
- Atlantic highway
Super tacky ornament collector
Alfred E. Neutrump
What, me worry? No, I'm too sleepy.
- Reaction score
- 3,556
- Location
- Milwaukee
Has the ability to stop a very active thread dead in it's tracks.
Fredricka
Chaos Control ☠️
- Reaction score
- -4,526
- Location
- Atlantic highway
Super no yuo, can’t read, doesn’t alert media guy
Flynn
LionHeart Diva
- Reaction score
- 2,793
Garraty_47
Have Coffee Will Shitpoast
- Reaction score
- 3,830
- Location
- Redneckistan
Can still do cartwheels and backflips without osteoporosis causing anything more serious than a leg to break.
- Reaction score
- 3,421
- Location
- In a kakistocracy
Can summon an army of feral cats to defeat any foe
- Reaction score
- 2,060
- Location
- Chicagoland
Can whip up thousands of roasted Capybears to feed Garraty's army of feral cats.
- Reaction score
- 2,060
- Location
- Chicagoland
... and fresh coffee.
- Reaction score
- 3,421
- Location
- In a kakistocracy
Was a hostage in a bank heist and saved the day when he ripped a fart that made everyone passe out, including the criminals.
- Reaction score
- 1,657
- Location
- MeNs tOiLEts
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is the true underestimate alphamale, GURLS can‘t get enough Of!
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