Bastard Factory Presidential Election.

President Of Bastard Factory


  • Total voters
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Me and the precious fur creature Queen are still rooting for you @Flynn it ain't over til its over Babe. You got this we believe in the Power of @Flynn BF will crumble forever without your superior leadership and everything else you bring to the table.
I suspect some are being paid off not to vote for you, so you win and holocaust each of em.
 
Guys this election is really getting to garraty and he's getting fractious and acting up. Maybe we should do the right thing here really, and VOTE VOTE VOTE GARRATEEEEEE
 
Hopefully when Garraty is President he'll do something about the Bastard Factory Reflecting Pool. All the Hobo spooge and UncleDilf pressies have really dirtied the thing up.
Hes also going to deport Seamajor, jack and x to tbc, I lobbied him
 
Garraty, do you have any plans to build a wall? Can I suggest you build 4 of them in a square and put jack in the middle?
 
Wow garratys really mad, he's gone lily, this is not good for a president to go lily
 
You want to be deported to TBC so Seamajor jack and X can't pick on you anymore?

Kinda weird and pathetic, but okay.
You talked me into it.
That was a real jack post garraty, this election must be getting to you, I predict you'll be grey within the year, like all the other presidents and pm's. Poor greyitty
 
Are you just going to whinge or are you going to do something about it?

Smart bets are on the former.
I AM doing something about it, I've hired a campaign bus for you, like Boris did. We'll get you in,no more lily eyes though, it's not presidential
 
I am casting a write-in vote for Fredricka.
. I did not care for the party offerings.

You can write-in vote, people.
You don't have to waste a vote on candidates you don't like.
 
Garraty didn't like theboris bus, he's turning into a very hard to please president and I'm not sure if I like it, garrrigula :(
 
Mr president garraty, can you do something about admins u tubes, they're very repetitive and just altogether shit, do you have a policy?