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BREAKING: "Why would you even get into bestiality?" Republican Sen. Kennedy HAMMERS Kash Patel in an absolutely BIZARRE exchange over the FBI’s new recruitment standards!
What on earth…
Sen. Kennedy of Louisiana, who somehow is always involved when Senate discussions involve bizarre sexuality, grilled the conspiracy-podcast-bozo-turned FBI director Kash Patel over the curious decision to allow those who had engaged in prostitution or bestiality to apply to work in the FBI.
The discussion began with Dick Durbin asking“In July, you claim the FBI is, quote, losing too many qualified candidates to the rigors of requirements from yesteryear. Director Patel, do you believe those who have previously stolen from employers, solicited sex or engaged in bestiality or qualified candidates that the FBI is losing?”
Kash Patel tried to explain that he wanted to ensure the *victims* of prostitution or bestiality were allowed to work at the FBI.
“What we did was we did not want to punish victims of bestiality, victims who were trafficked. We did not want to make it an automatic disqualification for the FBI to consider you if you are a victim of these awful heinous acts. They still have to go to the same rigorous standards and application process.”
“I'm trying to understand why you did this,” interjected Kennedy. “Why would you, in light of the context and what we're going through and we're having a tough time attracting agents, good quality agents, we all can trust, because so many people, fairly or unfairly, think that in order to be an FBI agent now, your political point of view matters. Why would you even get into bestiality?”
“We are not into bestiality, but a lot of these individuals..”
stammered Patel.
“If Joe participated in bestiality, not as the animal, but as the human…don't you think he ought to be disqualified?” proposed Kennedy as a hypothetical.
“If he voluntarily did it, sure, but if he was trafficked into it…” said Patel weakly.
“Okay, how do you involuntarily do it?” asked an irritated Kennedy.
“In a lot of these cases, when human traffickers, who are some of the worst individuals on planet Earth, they don't just traffic you for prostitution, they traffic you for degrading acts of all kind, and they force you into that type of conduct. And some of these individuals would go on to be law enforcement officers,” finished Patel.
What in the absolute hell is he talking about? Is there a large pool of unfortunate beastiality-trafficking-survivors who now clamor to join the Kash Patel FBI so they can act as bodyguards for his girlfriend and harass election officials in Georgia on behalf of Donald Trump?
Making America great, one sheep fucking at a time.
Just utterly bizarre nonsense from the Trump administration…again.
What on earth…
Sen. Kennedy of Louisiana, who somehow is always involved when Senate discussions involve bizarre sexuality, grilled the conspiracy-podcast-bozo-turned FBI director Kash Patel over the curious decision to allow those who had engaged in prostitution or bestiality to apply to work in the FBI.
The discussion began with Dick Durbin asking“In July, you claim the FBI is, quote, losing too many qualified candidates to the rigors of requirements from yesteryear. Director Patel, do you believe those who have previously stolen from employers, solicited sex or engaged in bestiality or qualified candidates that the FBI is losing?”
Kash Patel tried to explain that he wanted to ensure the *victims* of prostitution or bestiality were allowed to work at the FBI.
“What we did was we did not want to punish victims of bestiality, victims who were trafficked. We did not want to make it an automatic disqualification for the FBI to consider you if you are a victim of these awful heinous acts. They still have to go to the same rigorous standards and application process.”
“I'm trying to understand why you did this,” interjected Kennedy. “Why would you, in light of the context and what we're going through and we're having a tough time attracting agents, good quality agents, we all can trust, because so many people, fairly or unfairly, think that in order to be an FBI agent now, your political point of view matters. Why would you even get into bestiality?”
“We are not into bestiality, but a lot of these individuals..”
stammered Patel.
“If Joe participated in bestiality, not as the animal, but as the human…don't you think he ought to be disqualified?” proposed Kennedy as a hypothetical.
“If he voluntarily did it, sure, but if he was trafficked into it…” said Patel weakly.
“Okay, how do you involuntarily do it?” asked an irritated Kennedy.
“In a lot of these cases, when human traffickers, who are some of the worst individuals on planet Earth, they don't just traffic you for prostitution, they traffic you for degrading acts of all kind, and they force you into that type of conduct. And some of these individuals would go on to be law enforcement officers,” finished Patel.
What in the absolute hell is he talking about? Is there a large pool of unfortunate beastiality-trafficking-survivors who now clamor to join the Kash Patel FBI so they can act as bodyguards for his girlfriend and harass election officials in Georgia on behalf of Donald Trump?
Making America great, one sheep fucking at a time.
Just utterly bizarre nonsense from the Trump administration…again.
