Hold on there, Attorney General Flynn. President Garraty needs to appoint a Judge, or claim the position himself. (I think Garraty would be a fine and unbiased Judge.) Then a Jury would need to be chosen. I would suggest a Jury of three good BF citizens since our community is rather smallish, and we have to make sure that the Jury is comprised of BF citizen s who think
@jack is a total assbag. That will make my job as Prosecutor so much easier.
For the Jury, I would suggest
@THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®© ,
@The Prowler and
@Fredricka. Those jurors would be acceptable to the Prosecution.
Xypoo, of course, can make his juror suggestions for the Defense, but we'll just get Judge Garraty to override any of his suggestions with a nice bribe of coffee beans.