Hey Garraty....

Peace out, fellow old gui.

Glad you've stuck around.

Well it's not like I, a responsible adult, could just let a mob of reprobates go unsupervised. The mind boggles at all the fuckery these twats get up to when no one is around to keep them in line. With Lily gone I reckon that means it's my job now. Herding an entire forum full of savages is a thankless occupation though... no wonder she needed a vacation.

I think the problem was she simply cared too much.
Poor gentle soul that she is, bless her heart.
 
I'm not seeing much shitposting going on, are you out of coffee or something?
 
  • Karen
Reactions: X
I feel bad for Garraty having dipshit Jack start a thread in his honor.

That's like being knighted by former Prince Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor.

Honestly I'll side with a jack thread every time in that scenario.

Eew.
Jack may be weird and repetitive and obnoxious but I doubt he's in the Epstein files.
 
Eew.
Jack may be weird and repetitive and obnoxious but I doubt he's in the Epstein files.

And how would we truly know?

There are still thousands of correspondence, reports, and emails that aren't being released.

What if Jack and Andrew were there at the same time? Except Jack was probably just delivering the "Cheese Pizzas."

The rabbit hole goes deep. I have a feeling Frood's name might pop up. My name might pop up, if it does, I was there as an intern, and I have diplomatic immunity. Who knows what other names may lurk? They brought fucking Stephen Hawking to the island, I mean the dude looks like an aborted baby, and the young girls were all over his gimp ass. So Jack and Alticus and Admin. and The Associate and THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO could have been there as well.
 
And how would we truly know?

There are still thousands of correspondence, reports, and emails that aren't being released.

What if Jack and Andrew were there at the same time? Except Jack was probably just delivering the "Cheese Pizzas."

The rabbit hole goes deep. I have a feeling Frood's name might pop up. My name might pop up, if it does, I was there as an intern, and I have diplomatic immunity. Who knows what other names may lurk? They brought fucking Stephen Hawking to the island, I mean the dude looks like an aborted baby, and the young girls were all over his gimp ass. So Jack and Alticus and Admin. and The Associate and THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO could have been there as well.
Maybe Admin.gie was one of the Cabana Boys that Obama sodomized. That would explain his negro and cock fetishes all in one go.
 
Maybe Admin.gie was one of the Cabana Boys that Obama sodomized. That would explain his negro and cock fetishes all in one go.

Ohhhhhh...didn't think of that.

Can we safely assume poor Diego might have been there as well? That would certainly answer alot of unanswered questions...a submarine, and a hidden sea entrance.
 
Ohhhhhh...didn't think of that.

Can we safely assume poor Diego might have been there as well? That would certainly answer alot of unanswered questions...a submarine, and a hidden sea entrance.
Yeah, maybe Seamajor Slopey was running orphans to Epstein Island in his sailing yacht from his Costa Rican beachside compound.
 
Not sure why x is karening me just for bringing jacks thread out of the gloom and into the light, maybe he doesn't like to see jack kissing another man ass
 
This is jacks content that he's boasting about. Wow, you're the ultimate content creator incha
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL3:
With two assholes it's obvious you're twice as butthurt at how correct I am.

What you just posted isn't content, it's just snark.

You're the reason noobs take one look and stop posting.
 
With two assholes it's obvious you're twice as butthurt at how correct I am.

What you just posted isn't content, it's just snark.

You're the reason noobs take one look and stop posting.
You just said that in the sb, do you have anything new? No? Bye