Then I had to rescue the machine on my own because no cellphone or UHF radio coverage. I used two winches and my ute and at every point thought I was going to probably die... lulz
4 years ago in the middle of nowhere I tried to cross a mountain creek in a skid steer and the whole embankment caved in and I went 90 degrees vertical over the creek.... having to open the cab and fall out before getting crushed... totally sober.
The time I shot myself with a staple gun was their fault. I wasn't tall enough for the assembly table so they had me stand on pallets and I misstepped and grazed my leg. The staple went into my sneaker sole
I was working a temp job in the mid 90's in the US, and had smoked the night before. Craft foam joint... pattern cuttings... put half my finger through a bandsaw. Quickly taped it up in cellophane and pretended nothing was a matter. They chased me for weeks to do a drug test, but were too late. Lol