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Then I had to rescue the machine on my own because no cellphone or UHF radio coverage. I used two winches and my ute and at every point thought I was going to probably die... lulz

oh shit.

4 years ago in the middle of nowhere I tried to cross a mountain creek in a skid steer and the whole embankment caved in and I went 90 degrees vertical over the creek.... having to open the cab and fall out before getting crushed... totally sober.

The time I shot myself with a staple gun was their fault. I wasn't tall enough for the assembly table so they had me stand on pallets and I misstepped and grazed my leg. The staple went into my sneaker sole

they erected a handrail because I slid on ice and wrecked my knee

Mine too....

All of my work accidents happened while sober

I was working a temp job in the mid 90's in the US, and had smoked the night before. Craft foam joint... pattern cuttings... put half my finger through a bandsaw. Quickly taped it up in cellophane and pretended nothing was a matter. They chased me for weeks to do a drug test, but were too late. Lol

he gets so paranoid and then eventually pukes after questioning all of his life choices

I quit smoking while I was on the edge sander and widebelt sander. The drum sander was out of the question because even sober I couldn't handle it.

Lol

he doesn't do well with weed anyway lmao

I'm really good on machinery but even the smallest things can trigger a test, so I generally don't go there.

my hubby drives truck so I understand that

I drive multiple things with weight behind or on it. Any accident requires drug tests.

Most things I can do safely while stoned but running machinery is not one of them

I get all creative and philosophical.

I like weed. I'll do it 1-3 times per year to excess... but my industry doesn't like it, so I need a big time off to be safe.

It's why he hasn't smoked since.

Yep, I get it

I knew a guy who microdosed weed from his teens in the early 70's until in 2003 when he couldn't get any weed for weeks. Hardest sanest worker before. No time off ever... but he was a dangerous wreck over those weeks.

I micro dose all day

I function best when I'm high. My dog does not

So stoned dogs are much like stoned humans... lulz

I get it though. I was kinda mad at myself. Luna was terrified. It was a long day of comforting her high ass.

my husband was so pissed the first time. Like I knew that cats were gonna knock over a whole gallon tub of trim.

it's honestly sad.

they lean and slobber

omg yes