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<blockquote data-quote="Dove" data-source="post: 726785" data-attributes="member: 535">I've had my underwear all over Biggies bedroom floor.&nbsp;Nary a skid mark ever.&nbsp; I dont even have to ask because I'm on TOP on my business. Always have been. Definately a habit from super slutty stripper days. &nbsp;My hygiene is top notch. I only wear breathable organic cotton panties. I properly wash and shave. I even use specail moisturizer just for that area. Grossly expensive and I'm not sure I need it but good LORD it feels amazing.&nbsp;And i properly balance my PH daily.&nbsp; Every other day mostly.&nbsp; I drink a lot of water. &nbsp;I got nothing hanging out. Labias are all tucked in nice.&nbsp; ONE thing I miss about having a new partner is how impressed they are with my situation down there.&nbsp; Of course you gotta worry about bat ass shit crazy getting a taste and having it go directly to their brain and rotting it.&nbsp; Murd and Poof didnt even do the smell check, they dove right into this pussy like they thought Biggies bank account was up there. &nbsp;My husband is a spoiled brat. He will never leave. No where for him to go after all this.&nbsp; He has etiquette too. 11 years and he washes first and approaches with reverence.&nbsp;You know I should start a cult. Dont know why I havent. I could preach The Fresh and I shall steal the RIGHT shoe. &nbsp;Amen.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Dove, post: 726785, member: 535"] I've had my underwear all over Biggies bedroom floor. Nary a skid mark ever. I dont even have to ask because I'm on TOP on my business. Always have been. Definately a habit from super slutty stripper days. My hygiene is top notch. I only wear breathable organic cotton panties. I properly wash and shave. I even use specail moisturizer just for that area. Grossly expensive and I'm not sure I need it but good LORD it feels amazing. And i properly balance my PH daily. Every other day mostly. I drink a lot of water. I got nothing hanging out. Labias are all tucked in nice. ONE thing I miss about having a new partner is how impressed they are with my situation down there. Of course you gotta worry about bat ass shit crazy getting a taste and having it go directly to their brain and rotting it. Murd and Poof didnt even do the smell check, they dove right into this pussy like they thought Biggies bank account was up there. My husband is a spoiled brat. He will never leave. No where for him to go after all this. He has etiquette too. 11 years and he washes first and approaches with reverence. You know I should start a cult. Dont know why I havent. I could preach The Fresh and I shall steal the RIGHT shoe. Amen. [/QUOTE]

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