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1. You must have an I.Q. over 45 to address me in public. Now, I know that excludes 75% of the current posting population but stupid people irk me.
2. UncleDiLF must be leashed at all times. This includes picking up his droppings whether that be in tangible scat form or something that almost resembles a post.
3. Vile Vixen is to discontinue discarding her king mattress sized Maxi-Pads in the toilet.
4. Shampain is to immediately check itself into a crisis clinic for the morbidly ignorant.
5. You are to replace the old ass coffee maker in the break room for an espresso machine.
6. You will employ a gaggle of illegal immigrants to keep this forum sparkling clean. That also means hosing down UncleDiLF when he has an "accident" while riding on his red tricycle.
7. Callouts will be issued to any tard that can't shut the fuck up.
8. 3% of the Gift Shop revenue will go into a fund for trade training for those whose employment skills are lacking...i.e...Vile Vixen, Shampain and UncleShitty.
9. E-Restraining Orders on UncleDiLF MUST go through your local law enforcement. Not the address or county of the forum owner.
10. All tard lunches that have a balance have been paid off. There will be no tards shaming other tards about not having a lunch.
2. UncleDiLF must be leashed at all times. This includes picking up his droppings whether that be in tangible scat form or something that almost resembles a post.
3. Vile Vixen is to discontinue discarding her king mattress sized Maxi-Pads in the toilet.
4. Shampain is to immediately check itself into a crisis clinic for the morbidly ignorant.
5. You are to replace the old ass coffee maker in the break room for an espresso machine.
6. You will employ a gaggle of illegal immigrants to keep this forum sparkling clean. That also means hosing down UncleDiLF when he has an "accident" while riding on his red tricycle.
7. Callouts will be issued to any tard that can't shut the fuck up.
8. 3% of the Gift Shop revenue will go into a fund for trade training for those whose employment skills are lacking...i.e...Vile Vixen, Shampain and UncleShitty.
9. E-Restraining Orders on UncleDiLF MUST go through your local law enforcement. Not the address or county of the forum owner.
10. All tard lunches that have a balance have been paid off. There will be no tards shaming other tards about not having a lunch.
