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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Kirk" data-source="post: 729949" data-attributes="member: 1348">So, for those whose speakers were blown out after mistakenly clicking on a Scotty Vocaroo...I'll only do it once and provide a cliff notes version of this 10-minute audio train wreck.Scotty believes that no one is talented enough to ramble on incoherently for 10 minutes and then submit that garbage to Bastard Factory via Vocaroo...he believes what he is doing is cutting-edge...much like a caveman demonstrating to his tribe that he discovered something new called...fire.Imagine if his wish came true and everyone began posting via 10 minute Vocaroo...the sheriff would walk into BF and find page after page of green audio links and wonder what the hell is wrong with these people...do they not have cell phones, is this so-called community a cave furnished with bear skin rugs and is everyone shitting in the woods.This is a text forum, not a phone...Scotty is a bloody mental case who lives in a root cellar and survives solely on Snickers bars and rain water. Scotty is desperate to speak with someone and this is how he does it because I can't imagine anyone volunteering their phone number to him so he can call you and bore you for who knows how long.No, Scotty, I couldn't care less about doing it...and by that I mean making a 20-minute audio recording in which I pretend to be talking to someone I don't even know...namely you. This goes true for the company...most of the clients who call me prattle on and on, trying to butter me up like I was a piece of toast that accompanies their morning tea...I usually put them on speaker and read a book or do my artwork while mumbling a...uh hum...or yep as they continue to babble and on. So what you're doing is just background noise...and it's really bad noise, like the annoying high-pitched rumble of a big rig truck idling.</blockquote>

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