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Meltdown
An Interview With Flynn
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<blockquote data-quote="Frood" data-source="post: 579974" data-attributes="member: 37"><p>I was mildly wary of all dogs except golden retrievers and Labrador retrievers growing up. We had Eastern Europeans on one side of the fence and Italians on the other, so plenty of Doberman's, German Shepard's, and other aggressive dogs....and as young kids who tried to put fingers through fences, it was burned in my soul to never trust a dog.... except those dopey retrievers....</p><p></p><p>Even Poodles and Chihuahuas have more cunt in them than a Retriever. </p><p></p><p>That original fear dissipated as I grew bigger but the wariness has never left.... and that's good. </p><p></p><p>I've had plenty of ferocious dogs come up to me and nudge my hand for a pat while their owners were present and they were in protect mode.... but I never give them the full pat. Avoiding the ears and making minimal effort, they get a 1-2 second glancing almost unintentionally soft pat and I don't let their prior barking or snarling effect my tiny effort. </p><p></p><p>This I found was the key.... find your Zen, ignore them mostly, give them hardly any attention but something....stay engaged in fun conversation throughout with the owner, and the meanest dog will melt in your hands as you progressively give it just a little more each time. Eventually you can get down on the floor and wrestle with the pooch.... both our tails wagging... </p><p></p><p>I got bit only once after that. Another owner peered into his basement, saw the pitbull sleeping, and told me to quietly walk into a different room after him.... except the pitbull was playing dead and snuck up quietly behind me, and between my legs did a beautiful Top Gun reverse groin bite manoeuvre with pivoting head yet adorable eyes looking up. </p><p></p><p>I slapped him, he let go, and I tried to maintain the prior pace to the room without letting myself think about what just happened. Passed the threshold and ninja slammed the door shut just as he was lunging. The dog was just testing the waters.... </p><p></p><p>Wasn't the dog's fault at that point. The owner had already freaked, started screaming, lost control of the situation. </p><p></p><p>Had the dog wanted to do damage, it wouldn't have released its jaw after getting bitchslapped. Then the hollow commands and yelling notched up the dog's spidey senses... </p><p></p><p>I like dogs.... they're easy to understand. Cats are a chamber-pot of chaos.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Frood, post: 579974, member: 37"] I was mildly wary of all dogs except golden retrievers and Labrador retrievers growing up. We had Eastern Europeans on one side of the fence and Italians on the other, so plenty of Doberman's, German Shepard's, and other aggressive dogs....and as young kids who tried to put fingers through fences, it was burned in my soul to never trust a dog.... except those dopey retrievers.... Even Poodles and Chihuahuas have more cunt in them than a Retriever. That original fear dissipated as I grew bigger but the wariness has never left.... and that's good. I've had plenty of ferocious dogs come up to me and nudge my hand for a pat while their owners were present and they were in protect mode.... but I never give them the full pat. Avoiding the ears and making minimal effort, they get a 1-2 second glancing almost unintentionally soft pat and I don't let their prior barking or snarling effect my tiny effort. This I found was the key.... find your Zen, ignore them mostly, give them hardly any attention but something....stay engaged in fun conversation throughout with the owner, and the meanest dog will melt in your hands as you progressively give it just a little more each time. Eventually you can get down on the floor and wrestle with the pooch.... both our tails wagging... I got bit only once after that. Another owner peered into his basement, saw the pitbull sleeping, and told me to quietly walk into a different room after him.... except the pitbull was playing dead and snuck up quietly behind me, and between my legs did a beautiful Top Gun reverse groin bite manoeuvre with pivoting head yet adorable eyes looking up. I slapped him, he let go, and I tried to maintain the prior pace to the room without letting myself think about what just happened. Passed the threshold and ninja slammed the door shut just as he was lunging. The dog was just testing the waters.... Wasn't the dog's fault at that point. The owner had already freaked, started screaming, lost control of the situation. Had the dog wanted to do damage, it wouldn't have released its jaw after getting bitchslapped. Then the hollow commands and yelling notched up the dog's spidey senses... I like dogs.... they're easy to understand. Cats are a chamber-pot of chaos. [/QUOTE]
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