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My own. I'm expert at it.

What do you want with you in your coffin when you 6 feet(or more)under? (Fuck off to all that get cremated.)
 
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I’ve got some artefacts I’ve collected , maybe some of them just to fuck up future archaeologists...


What piece are you when you play monopoly?
 

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My sling shot and a bag of steelies

What do you absolutely refuse to eat?
 

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Rover -

If you were a dog what breed would you want to be ?
 

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Are we talking hotdogs? :Grin3: lol... 2
Did you have a childhood nickname growing up? If so, what was it? Mine was Taz named after the cartoon Tasmanian Devil HAHA.
 
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My arseole brothers called me shrimpy.....

Why is it that a small oven burn on your arm ends up looking like a machete attack ?
 

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My arseole brothers called me shrimpy.....

Why is it that a small oven burn on your arm ends up looking like a machete attack ?
You’re over-baking yo tacos amiga...

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Anyone addicted to chili?
 

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When I was young, I tied a piece of string around my dick and attached the other end around the top post of my double-bunk bed during private time. I lent back too far fell off the top bunk and was momentarily suspended by my dick until the string snapped. Physical recovery 7days. Emotional recovery 7 months.

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What’s the stupidest accident you’ve had that sounds funny but you hurt yourself ?
going down the emergency slide from the plane tore the seat of my pants and gave me a friction burn on both cheeks lol

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When I was young, I tied a piece of string around my dick and attached the other end around the top post of my double-bunk bed during private time. I lent back too far fell off the top bunk and was momentarily suspended by my dick until the string snapped. Physical recovery 7days. Emotional recovery 7 months.

Same question as above...

Only 7 months?
 

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Anything is possible.

Do you prefer 6 foot tall strapping Australian lads or 5 foot tall expat geriatric fugitives in Costa Rica?
 

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What’s the stupidest accident you’ve had that sounds funny but you hurt yourself ?
going down the emergency slide from the plane tore the seat of my pants and gave me a friction burn on both cheeks lol

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Kind of the same Jeannie..For years we'd rent these huge house boats on Lake Cumberland KY...The boats had slides.. not paying attention, I went down the slide without someone wetting it first...LOL..i swear to shit, it felt like my ass was on fire...surprised there wasn't a skin trail left behind lmao

Do you sleep with a TV on all night?
 

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SUCCUBUS: Tits are the building blocks of nutrition and I believe in a healthy diet.

Sex on a beach or 69 in the snow?