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[SHAMPAIN]

I can clench my asshole tight enough not too lol. So sometime during infancy.

Which superhero/villain would you want to be if you could? (or make up an original)

I agree with Karl so I’d love to be “Bullshit Man” lol
Same question to next poster

 

[ahtaC yddaM]

Clark Kent because I already am him. Sitting in a cubicle behind my monitor behind my glasses behind my swooped emo-esque hair-do.

Trying to see calm, cool and collected at all times so nobody knows that online I'm a super cereal badass spitting hot flames edgelord Xtreme.

Try me, cuntchops, and I'll kill every cell in your amoeba. Bitch.

If you and I were dating, and we ate stirfry on Friday, how would you feel about us naming it Stir Fry-day?

 

[X]

Nawwww, 'stir fry day' made me roll my eyes almost as much as your answer ..

Do you live loud and obnoxious or a humble existence ?

 

[ahtaC yddaM]

As if I'd ever date someone like you. Lol. NEXT!!!

Super humble.

What type of meat do you like in your stirfry?

 

[X]

Beef
When did people start using 'stirfry' as a euphemism for bum ?? lol

 

[ahtaC yddaM]

We didn't, dolt.

We're just really passionate about green onions and beansprouts.

I prefer a soy sauce based sauced on my stir fry. What about you?

 

[RAVEN]

Yeah.. same here ..soy sauce based :) Hopefully this isn't a an inside joke HAHA...
How many other forums are you registered to?

 

[ahtaC yddaM]

In total? B&? Active? Ghosting but still active? Be more specific.

Total? Like several hundred. Active poster? One. Active lurker? 5-7.

P.S. Soy sauce is like BBC but more polite.

Cop or robber?

 

[Gyroscope]

Cops, nothing beats good ol’ police brutality.

Ninjas or cowboys?

 

[ahtaC yddaM]

Never related to either. Viking or Samurai.

Although I was once a ninja for Halloween many years ago.

Nigger or nigga?

 

[Blazor]

My nigga! I cant stand niggers.

Whats the first thing you would do if you won the lotto?

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Move to another state.

cannabis or alcohol

 

[Gyroscope]

Cannabis, but alcohol is nice sometimes.

There’s a video where a guy gets a stranger to consume ipecac for $500. He drinks it and projectile vomits all over the sidewalk. Then the offer changes, the guy will now get $1000 to lick his vomit off the sidewalk. He does it, complete with slurping action.

The question is, how much money would someone have to offer you for you to lick up your own puke?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I’ll do it for a tenner.

If you could kill someone and get away with it, who and how ?

 

[TheHaze]

My ex partner and would bleed him out- - - - - -

Would you have sex with a 90 year old person for money?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I’d do that for a tenner too.

If you had a dog that turned into a battle lion at your command, would it be a dog most of the time or a mighty battle lion ?

 

[CorsetKat]

Battle lion only.

Food that most disgusts you?

 

[ahtaC yddaM]

Anything vegan.

Why did you say the last thing you physically said to someone?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Good morning my big handsome hairy hunk, ( to my dog ) big kisses in the morning.

If you had the opportunity to earn a couple of million, but it’s 50/50 that you will be rich, or end up in prison that night , would you take the chance ?

 

[Blazor]

Nah, you cant put a price on FREEDOM!!! (cue Braveheart)

Movie that most inspires you?

 

[X]

'Heartlands', a dude takes a road trip on a scooter, in search of reconciliation with an old flame ...
Do you landscape your private property ?

 

[Blazor]

I just mow the grass and weed eat.

Ideal weapon of choice in the zombie apocalypse?

 

[skinofevil]

Baseball bat. Despite the rumors, you don't need to destroy a zombie's brain to incapacitate it. Most of them are already decomposing. You might not be able to kill them by beating the shit out of them with a baseball bat, but if you destroy their joints, they're not moving anymore. Then you can just leave them to rot. Once they've decomposed fully, they won't be able to move at all without tendons, ligaments, or muscle.

What's your favorite way to con a delivery pizza restaurant out of a free pie?

 

[X]

I don't bother, pizzas cheap here.
Do you look like you can break through walls and serve Kool aid ?

 

[Iggy McLulz]

:LOL1: nope.
Are you going bald?

 

[Gyroscope]

Bald-ish by choice, at least for now.

Shittiest car you ever owned?

 

[X]

All have been shit
Sneakers or some fancy shmansy footwear ..

 

[Iggy McLulz]

sneakers

if you could live anywhere, where would it be and why?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

To be honest I’m happy where I am, I supose if I was booted out for some reason I’d go and live in skibbereen.

If you was dared to wear a strange outfit for a day, what outfit would you choose ?

 

[Blazor]

I like to wear costumes, so a "strange" outfit would have to be somewhat strange. Hmmm, maybe that bright yellow pimp outfit from Im Gonna Get You Sucka, with the goldfish platform shoes.

If you are dressing up for Halloween this year, what are you gonna be?