Ask The Next Poster A Question ?

[The Question]

Dunno, when I asked her she told the teacher she wanted a new partner.

Should I move to Balclutha?

No, because that is a silly place.

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

 

[Luka Magnotta]

No, because that is a silly place.

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Its the internet.

If your sister was hot would you fuck her?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

No, because the housing market there sucks right now.


What is the difference between a light year and a heavy year?

 

[Luka Magnotta]

No, because the housing market there sucks right now.


What is the difference between a light year and a heavy year?

About 20kg.

Who ate all the pies?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

I did and they're great. BURP.


Is it possible to get to the nearest star just by wishing it?

 

[Luka Magnotta]

I did and they're great. BURP.


Is it possible to get to the nearest star just by wishing it?

I asked the little girl in my basement and she said sadly no.

Whats that little bit of green fluff on the carpet over there?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

A very old marshmallow that dropped there about three years ago.


If God hadn't rested on the seventh day and worked on it, would we have gotten a permanent three day weekend?

 

[Luka Magnotta]

A very old marshmallow that dropped there about three years ago.


If God hadn't rested on the seventh day and worked on it, would we have gotten a permanent three day weekend?

I have a 7 day weekend praise the govt!!!

Why is the sky blue?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Because if it was green, then we wouldn't know where to stop mowing the lawn.


Did Elvis fart when he died on the toilet?

 

[Luka Magnotta]

Yes. $50 Ill send you the tape.

How many cars have you stolen?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Two. One was an ice cream truck. This was during a very jovial time in my life and I wanted vanilla swirl.


Have you ever considered a career as a hired assassin?

 

[Luka Magnotta]

Two. One was an ice cream truck. This was during a very jovial time in my life and I wanted vanilla swirl.


Have you ever considered a career as a hired assassin?

Yes its going very well. I just had my 10 year party. I got a gold pen!!!

What question should I ask next?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

A question about the exchange rate of dollar vs euro.


How hot is the sun?

 

[Luka Magnotta]

Very.

Whats the exchange rate of dollar to euro?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

The euro is getting it's ass kicked by the dollar.


Rare, medium, or well done?

 

[Luka Magnotta]

I'm not legally allowed to answer that question.

Asian or black?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Yes


Is alfredo sauce the right one for cannoli?

 

[Luka Magnotta]

Yes


Is alfredo sauce the right one for cannoli?

lol, no... piff.



Why are fire engines red?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Because if they were blue, they'd be mistaken for ice cream trucks.


French fries or au gratin?

 

[Luka Magnotta]

All 3.

Why do Asian girls have sideways vaginas?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

I blame Jehovah.


Is there life on Jupiter?

 

[Luka Magnotta]

I blame Jehovah.


Is there life on Jupiter?

Only on Fridays when shes drunk.

What happened the day your wife went missing?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

I was fishing. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.


Who was first, chicken or egg?

 

[Luka Magnotta]

I was fishing. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.


Who was first, chicken or egg?

You, I mean egg.

Name your top 5 tips for keeping your house warm through NZ's harsh winters?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Suntan oil, speedos, flip flops, sunglasses, and plane ticket to Bimini.


Where is the adult in the room?

 

[realgrimm]

My penis likes "Adult Content" so Ill say In my hands


What did you done did do?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

More than I want to admit.


Cesar Romero was the best Joker, agree or disagree?

 

[realgrimm]

More than I want to admit.


Cesar Romero was the best Joker, agree or disagree?

Question requires more for a righteous answer Cesar is the Crocidile Dundee of Dogs..

Did you eat glue as a kid?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Only as an appetizer on Sundays.


Have you ever pissed on a third rail?

 

[Luka Magnotta]

Only as an appetizer on Sundays.


Have you ever pissed on a third rail?

Whats a third rail?

Whats that thing over there?