Ask The Next Poster A Question ?

[Reggie_Essent]

Because.

Why is Trump so Trumpety?

 

[realgrimm]

Genital Warts


How much crust is to much crust?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Depends on the pizza toppings.


In a fight between the Three Stooges and the Marx Brothers, who wins?

 

[realgrimm]

Captain HappyPants

Eat,spit or chew?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Yes


Does it hurt when you raise your arm sideways?

 

[realgrimm]

Eat the Rich



Are you ready to die for your country?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

No, I'd gladly sell the country out for a cheese sandwich.


Egg roll or crab Rangoon?

 

[realgrimm]

Only if its secreated by giants and made organic by slutty waitresses


Can I bum some change

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

No, I'm light in my wallet this week.


What is truly the balance of fear?

 

[KD01]

Fear is healthiest when it warns you of real danger without stopping you from fully living your life.


What brings you joy?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

To crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

What is the meaning of life?

 

[KiNG$LEY♛]

Money, being filthy rich and owning a private island where i can fly in underage women with the most influential men of our time.

If you had the chance to invent a country, what would you name it?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Lizardistan


When you're feeling up, why do people want to bring you down from feeling up...

...a skirt?

 

[realgrimm]

As a headband

Is acid rain a hoax?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Just like the tooth fairy.


Why ask why?

 

[realgrimm]

Why you asking why I ask why?

 

[Seamajor]

Why not

why ask why. again

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Because I can.


Is the speed of sound faster than a broken heart?