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[TheHaze]

No lol, oi haze wtf comes out of your arse mate ?

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Just trying to give you a mental picture of a gold digger- - - - - - - -

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Yes, Washington State or Alaska, my pasty Scottish ass would fit right in, plus the best Trout fishing on earth..

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Yes, Washington State or Alaska, my pasty Scottish ass would fit right in, plus the best Trout fishing on earth..

My question is, what’s your favourite month of the year?

 

[Perfectcrime]

October

Favorite holiday?

 

[X]

Check day

Were you ever actually proud of a fart you let out ..

 

[WarPig]

Yes. It was putrid, I was in an empty elevator, and people were waiting to get on when I got out. Austin TX, big hotel, forgot which one.

Do you proudly wear the red hat and support the Trumpster?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

No I’m in the UK..

How often do you wear a hat ?

 

[WarPig]

Twice a week, average. I ride my motorcycle more than I drive my truck.

Are you afraid of death? Not the act of dying, but being dead.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I wasn’t here before I was born and I don’t remember it bothering me, so no.

At what age did you have your first fight ?

 

[WarPig]

Around ten. I punched a kid right in his adams apple. End of fight.


Have you ever had to run from, or fight off someone intent on killing you?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Maybe not trying to kill me, intent on doing harm yeah, I fight dirty.

When was the last time something made you really laugh, and what was it ?

 

[WarPig]

I know a guy that's around 6'6" and looks just like shrek, except one eye is turned inwards, pointing at his nose. He's fucking huge, and not fat. His wife just bought him a pug. I stopped by on my bike a week or so ago, to see his new puppy. He opens the door, beer in one huge fucking hand, puppy tucked in his other arm. Both of them looking at me with one eye turned inward.
By the time I stopped laughing I was leaning on his porch railing, weak, wiping tears off my face. He was just standing there, beside his smiling wife now, grinning this huge grin, both him and the puppy still looking at me, with their eyes turned inward..Then I started up laughing again. I tell you, it was fucking hilarious!

When was the last time you lost your temper in a public place?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Another dog walker in the park has a son with downs, when he sees us he runs over excited, I saw two woman laughing at him, they wasn’t kids they was about 20, so I opened my mouth and destroyed their self esteem for the rest of their lives.

When your hungry, what’s the first thing you think of to eat ?

 

[WarPig]

Sandwich. Anything with meat and bread, really.


What is the most beautiful place you ever visited? It can be nature, a structure, a room, anything.

 

[Vile_Vixen]

Carlsbad Caverns


What is your least favorite time of the year and why?

 

[skinofevil]

August, because I live in Arizona and it gets close to 120 degrees Fahrenheit here.

Are your tits real or fake?

 

[WarPig]

Real.

Have you ever skinned and quartered an animal?

 

[skinofevil]

No, but I've probably given more than a few humans the urge to skin and quarter themselves.

Ever piss somebody off by clownin' on their taste in music without knowing they're standing right there rather than where their music is?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

No, people can listen to whatever they like.

What to you is a boring film ?

 

[WarPig]

Captain Marvel. Nobody should see it. Ever. I actually walked out of the theater, puked on the ticket girl, and shit my pants in revulsion.. If you need to see the story, just to be up to date, I'd just watch a pirated video. Its that bad. REALLY BAD. DONT GO SEE IT.

How do you feel about modern feminism?

 

[Vile_Vixen]

August, because I live in Arizona and it gets close to 120 degrees Fahrenheit here.

Are your tits real or fake?

Real

Are your tits real or fake?

 

[skinofevil]

August, because I live in Arizona and it gets close to 120 degrees Fahrenheit here.

Are your tits real or fake?

Real

Are your tits real or fake?

You just answered that question. 'Cause them puppies is mine.

Are you really vile? Or just fashionably vile?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I’m obnoxious.

Does your Neanderthal rise to the surface sometimes?

 

[skinofevil]

Yup, sure do.

Is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I knitted it myself.

When was the last time you had company in the shower ?

 

[skinofevil]

Many moon ago. Big Chief Kilroy get old, now only ones hunt 'em Big Chief Kilroy are Esquimaux brave hungry for heap big blubber.

When's the last time you posted something Entirely Inappropriate?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I would never do a thing like that....

If someone ask you to get them an illegal gun in the next two hours, where would you go ?

 

[skinofevil]

To bed, 'cause fuckity-slaps if I know where a grrrrrrringo can get one illegally around here. Plus, even if I got a lead on it, some people still mistake my fat old ass for a cop and I'd probably get shot in the attempt.

Do they still make Buckfast, and have you ever drank it?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Dunno and no.

If you could have a pet dinosaur, what one would it be and what name would you call it.

 

[Mr. Whipple]

his scientific name is Ankyrosaurus magniventris , I call him SPIKE

did you ever steal a triple balance scale from school to weigh dope ?