Ask The Next Poster A Question ?

[Swamp-Duck]

Yes I do.

How old do you believe the earth is ?

 

[Seamajor]

No exactly sure.

How much time do have left?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Maybe about 5 thousand years. Humans won’t survive.

What was the last thing that touched your lips ?

 

[SHAMPAIN]

An IRN-BRU bottle

Hard or soft mattres?
Note: Earth is approximately 4.5 billion years old...

 

[TheHaze]

Soft -

Earth will be here for a lot longer but the human race(as we know it) maybe another 100 years or less !

Do you work out most days ?

 

[Seamajor]

Yes. Bike on hundreds of trails in the jungle.

Ever go to summer camp?

 

[TheHaze]

4 times and enjoyed it - - - - - - -

Ever jump a train and ride for free ?

 

[Seamajor]

Only fantasized about it.

Ever pan for gold?

 

[realgrimm]

No


ever huff a solvent

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Yeah , long time ago lol...

Ever had a really bad trip ?

 

[Seamajor]

Never

Longest car trip you made.

 

[Damaged Maven]

Oh, fuck yes. The ions are a free high.

Ever seen a tornado?

 

[Vile_Vixen]

No

Which poster is behind the new Dorian Gay alt?

 

[Seamajor]

No clue

Where is you favorite hide a way

 

[TheHaze]

Use to be Rio but not anymore ! Would like to visit Canada,never been there- - - - - - -

Ever had sex with a black person ?

 

[RAVEN]

FUCK NO!!!!!
What news channels do you watch??

 

[Seamajor]

Fox, CNN, when available here.

Do you believe any of them?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

They only tell you as much as we are allowed to know , and try to manipulate your options.


Which one are you ?

 

[Damaged Maven]

Blue board shorts, leaning heavily on cheesy moustache guy.

Did you see that moon last night?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

No it was cloudy and raining, and still is.


Have you ever eaten eggs other than a chickens ?

 

[Damaged Maven]

Quail, but it takes a dozen to make a decent omelette.

Maybe a couple of human eggs, but I'm not sure... it gets a little messy at some period....

Is sex a beautiful consummation of love or a clumsy, messy, frantic dance?

 

[Seamajor]

All of it.

Which one of your kin did you have sex with?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Eewww none of them pikey fuckers...


When was the last time you got off your trolley and didn’t remember much or how you got home, was it days, weeks, or years ?

 

[Seamajor]

Hasn’t happened since I stopped taking psychedelics. 20 years ago.

How many times have you been married?

 

[TheHaze]

One - and together 40years - -- - - -

Same question -

 

[Val Gina]

none

Are you satisfied with where you are at in life?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Yeah I’m quite content.


If a cashier gives you too much change do you go back or keep it ?

 

[Val Gina]

Keep it if ive already walked off, give it back if I notice it at the time

same question

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Keep it.

What do you think this would be like ?

 

[Mr. Whipple]

...you're pee stream after a lost week end at a house of ill repute.


........what was the last item you remember shoplifting ?