Ask The Next Poster A Question ?

[Larry Loungelizard]

Yes.


Would you do anything for love, but not do that?

 

[realgrimm]

I dont underestimate a good meatloaf and I will do that.. a way to a mans heart is threw his stomach after all..

How many chews do you chew on an average sized bit of a steak

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

If the steak is medium well, then I just wolf it down. No chewing, just a lot of chomping.


What would you do for a Klondike bar?

 

[realgrimm]

If the steak is medium well, then I just wolf it down. No chewing, just a lot of chomping.


What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Id go to the store silly

Do you carry a firearm

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Don't need one. My halitosis keeps the muggers away.


Who put the bomp in the bomp de bomp de bomp?

 

[realgrimm]

Ill just el kabong instead

When was the last time you went out dancing

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Definitely over ten years ago.


Are you religious or spiritual?

 

[Jeannie]

yes

have u ever re-read the same book twice?

 

[X]

Fuck no

Would you hold the door open for a homosexual?

 

[Seamajor]

Fuck no

Would you hold the door open for a homosexual?

In general, yes. For Weep no

Vacationing this summer?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

In Siberia.


Beer, is it less filling or taste great?

 

[Seamajor]

In Siberia.


Beer, is it less filling or taste great?

Tastes great

whats your favorite beer?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Tastes great

whats your favorite beer?

Lagunitas Maximus


If the moon is made of cheese, what cheese is it?

 

[The Question]

If the moon is made of cheese, what cheese is it?

Blue cheese, naturally.

Do YOU know the Muffin Man?!

 

[Ivor Nissan]

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

 

[Ivor Nissan]

Blue cheese, naturally.

Do YOU know the Muffin Man?!

Yes I do.

Whats your credit card number?

 

[The Question]

Yes I do.

Whats your credit card number?

42 69 911 OICU812 8008135

What is the difference between a duck?

 

[Seamajor]

Ask your reaction score

Do you eat Duck?

 

[realgrimm]

Ask your reaction score

Do you eat Duck?

Yes, the way they cook it at Chinese food shops


How often do you go out to dine

 

[The Question]

Yes, the way they cook it at Chinese food shops


How often do you go out to dine

Once every few years.

In the jungle, the mighty jungle, does the lion sleep tonight, or has it got other plans?

 

[Ivor Nissan]

Once every few years.

In the jungle, the mighty jungle, does the lion sleep tonight, or has it got other plans?

Not while I'm fucking him.

Do you know the truth?

 

[The Question]

Not while I'm fucking him.

Do you know the truth?

Yes, but YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling-balls and a truckload of dead babies?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Use of a pitchfork.


Is it possible to get a hooker to pee on a third rail?

 

[realgrimm]

Use of a pitchfork.


Is it possible to get a hooker to pee on a third rail?

Its impossible its fries them up 3rd rail carries the charge

Were you sexaully molested and if so how many animals do you kill a year

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

I was mentally molested by Joan Rivers.


Does God really love the NY Yankees?

 

[The Question]

I was mentally molested by Joan Rivers.


Does God really love the NY Yankees?

No, God hates New Yorkers; that's why he gave them that GOOFY-ass accent.

How many Corn-Nuts did Richard Simmons used to stuff up his piss-hole before his tapings to make him dance around like that?

 

[Ivor Nissan]

No, God hates New Yorkers; that's why he gave them that GOOFY-ass accent.

How many Corn-Nuts did Richard Simmons used to stuff up his piss-hole before his tapings to make him dance around like that?

All of them.

Have you ever had sex with a child?