Ask The Next Poster A Question ?

[Swamp-Duck]

No, uk size 4.


Have you ever been on the roof of your own house ?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

No, that is what little south of the border day laborers are for.

How often do you bathe?

 

[Clothahump]

Daily.

Should we finish building the wall?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Spending millions on a wall right now is bloody stupid, people are struggling to put food on the table, money would be better spent elsewhere.


Who is in charge of the remote in your house ?

 

[Breakfall]

My wife! Löl

Would you like a wine cellar with a false wall entrance to your own sex dungeon?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Breaky ffs lol ! Oh go on then.


Would you kidnap virgins so I can bath in their blood in my sex dungeon?

 

[Seamajor]

Don’t know any virgins..

Would tomato sauce suffice?

 

[Carignan]

Only if you are using a turkey baster.

Do you ever hear sounds that are really not there?

 

[Jeannie]

Only if you are using a turkey baster.

Do you ever hear sounds that are really not there?

like what sounds?

 

[Breakfall]

Tinnitus…he’s not too smart.

Have you ever lit your farts for a giggle?

 

[Jeannie]

no but i have seen it lol

what the best scar u ever earned?

 

[Breakfall]

My circumcision scar. It’s around 5” long and zigzags as if the doctor that did the surgery was on the piss.

What’s your favourite piece of fruit?

 

[Alticus]

Banana

Are you a night owl?

 

[Seamajor]

No

Do you rise early?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

No.


What was your last bad dream ?

 

[TheHaze]

What I can re member -

I was in a rowboat on a lake and being pulled into a whirlpool and all the animals where watching and so I jump for the shore and landed on the bedroom floor

 

[realgrimm]

Yes on Saturdays

Are you kinky?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I do great things with custard.


What’s in your pockets right now ?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

several 100 dollar bills and about a dozen twenty dollar bills


what does muy exotica mean?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

It’s cock rot for fucking one of these.

 

[Carignan]

Hmmm I got nothing.

What food do you eat is like having a religious orgasm?

 

[Seamajor]

My entire meal at Cyrus.

What type of cheese on your hamburger?

 

[Murdock]

American or Swiss if there are sautéed mushrooms involved.

How the hell are you doing today?

 

[Seamajor]

Bloody well thank you. Surfed, rode my bike. Had a beer with Jesse @ Cheringito.

Sad Tom Brady is retiring?

 

[Murdock]

I could care less about Brady going in and out of retirement, which has ruined his marriage to Giselle.

You?

 

[Seamajor]

Apparently she lives close by in Mal Pais. No big concerns.

Is it cold where you are?

 

[Murdock]

Nope nice and sunny today.

How is the weather where you are?

 

[Seamajor]

Very warm and windy

Your favorite night out?

 

[Murdock]

Date night is my favorite night… it’s typically random and unplanned for us to not have any of our kids. We just had one last night and the conversation was hilarious, the food was delish and we ended up snuggling in our bed for the rest of the night.

What is your favorite day of the week and why?

 

[Seamajor]

Is it Wednesday today? Yeah Wednesday

Do you have mechanical skills?