Bastard Factory Buy & Sell

[The Prowler]

Assorted pucks for sale. All in good to excellent condition.

Make an offer!!!!!

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

$1.33

 

[Flynn]

$5 for the 5 with the logos showing.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

$5 for the 5 with the logos showing.

Cheap bastard.

 

[Flynn]

Cheap bastard.

Me?

You were offering $1.33 in rupies for the whole lot.

 

[Alticus]

You should autograph them Prowler. They'd sell for a mint!

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Me?

You were offering $1.33 in rupies for the whole lot.

No, I only wanted to one in the upper right corner.

 

[Joe]

Assorted pucks for sale. All in good to excellent condition.

Make an offer!!!!!

Sorry Lex @The Prowler

Unless they're autographed with PSA certification I can't help you.

You must find a signature of a current or former NHL or Olympic hockey player in your city.

Even if you have to grovel to them for their signature(s).

Go ask Brad Schlegel. Maybe he can help. He lives in your town doesn't he?

Only sealed and certified professional hockey pucks awarded not purchased by the issuer pass the test of legitimacy and go straight into my collection Lex.

For example, this Official NHL puck signed by NHL HOF star, Mark Messier Prowler:

Beer League storebought pucks from Canadian Tire don't make the grade I'm afraid.

 

[Alticus]

I didn't even know Canadian Tire sold pucks. lol

 

[Joe]

I didn't even know Canadian Tire sold pucks. lol

That Lex @The Prowler is sucha Pretender & a wannabe eh @Alticus ?

 

[Alticus]

That Lex @The Prowler is sucha Pretender & a wannabe eh @Alticus ?

Low self-esteem I'm afraid.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Low self-esteem I'm afraid.

Only because his Matchbox and Hot Wheels collection isn't worthy enough to put on eBay.

 

[Alticus]

Only because his Matchbox and Hot Wheels collection isn't worthy enough to put on eBay.

Yeah, that could be correct. lol

 

[The Question]

Assorted pucks for sale. All in good to excellent condition.

Make an offer!!!!!

You should urinate on them.

I'm not saying that would affect their value or selling potential one way or the other.

Just saying you should urinate on them.

 

[The Prowler]

$5 for the 5 with the logos showing.

Sold!

 

[The Prowler]

9 foot Christmas Tree

Available for pickup December 26.

 

[Fredricka]

Who will buy jacks new book? Its going to be about me, MEEEEEEEEE

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Assorted pucks for sale. All in good to excellent condition.

Make an offer!!!!!

These have no value in Murica.

Puck Off.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Assorted pucks for sale. All in good to excellent condition.

Make an offer!!!!!

Whelp... wait.

@LotusBud PMd me a shadow bid for a few hundred candian bucks.

She said to tell everyone in eyeshot... BLACK PUCKS MATTER!

She's my little che guevera... but with more tucked penis.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

$1.33

Canadians did away with pennies before USA did.

So they have even less cents than us.

L I T E R A L L Y

 

[MrNiceGuy]

$5 for the 5 with the logos showing.

Your monopoly money is no good here Flynnest my schweet!

Keep it crinkled, keep it close, keep it in your fifth pocket LL Bean jeans alongside your well packed penis meat until Boardwalk is available.

Then buy it for us to hand in hand overlook the sea. You like Moby the singer. I like Dick your footlong. We were made for each other!

How long is your tongue again? So many PMs. So many wanks. Smooches!

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Sold!

$5 usa is $7 canadian.

@Flynn , you just made this homeless guy 2 bucks.

You might be a leftist. You helped on principal. You help on paper. You helped on morally heaped grounds piled high over bible thumping heads as elitists excuse their own dismal failure to procreate. The one thing expected of any species.

If people evolve enough to think themselves propagating is problematic to world existence then congrats.
Evolution closed its own loophole.

We didn't even need skynet to say the problem with people is people. Progressives done did that for us.

Wonders never cease.

 

[Joe]

These have no value in Murica.

Puck Off.

Interestingly neither do vintage hockey cards.

While a Gordie Howe card barely fetches a hundred, a Mickey Mantle card from the same year could go for $1,000,000.

It's all relative eh @MrNiceGuy

Hockey is just not that popular in America. it still considered a niche sport like MMA or WWF wrestling

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Canadians did away with pennies before USA did.

So they have even less cents than us.

L I T E R A L L Y

Prowler is sense(cents)less.

 

[Fredricka]

Prowler is sense(cents)less.

Temerity

 

[Fredricka]

I kept that nice and short especially for Larry slow reader

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

I kept that nice and short especially for Larry slow reader

TL, DR.

 

[Fredricka]

TL, DR.

That's OK, that post wasn't for you

 

[Fredricka]

No need for that larry

 

[The Prowler]

Early 1980's Epiphone Sheraton guitar.

$2500

Firm.